ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
Supermodels:
Beauty is a funny thing really.
Could use those foreheads as billboards.
Chick in OP is pretty.
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Britians most mathematically beautiful woman.
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Could use those foreheads as billboards.
Chick in OP is pretty.
Yeah, she really is. If you told me she was the most beautiful woman in the world, I probably wouldn't argue. I'd want to look through the female population of Sweden, Russia and Latvia before making a final decision though.
Black_Stride
do not tempt fate do not contrain Wonder Woman's thighs do not do not
She is fucking gorgeous, the most mathematically beautiful......err no
Unfortunately that title goes to Elizabeth Hurley, who has aged damn gracefully mind you.
P.S Proof that she is the most beautiful woman in existence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVVroi8q0Y0
P.P.S Lol at the guy who said Asians then post a picture of a made up to death asian chick...get a picture of a more natural looking asian chick.
Natural looking make up = best make up.
Unfortunately that title goes to Elizabeth Hurley, who has aged damn gracefully mind you.
P.S Proof that she is the most beautiful woman in existence:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVVroi8q0Y0
P.P.S Lol at the guy who said Asians then post a picture of a made up to death asian chick...get a picture of a more natural looking asian chick.
Natural looking make up = best make up.
What do you expect when the country is 80% white?
She's the epitome of what we collectively describe as 'beauty'.
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Despicable or not, the guy had great taste in women.
Asians always win for me.
i love natural looking girls. wow!
LabouredSubterfuge
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You love the slappers on Take Me Out, don't lie.
i'd love to take them out for dinner, take them abck to my house then i can axe murder so i can have sex with the individual parts.
This crap is no better than the LSE prof who wrote the 'WHY ARE BLACK WOMEN OBJECTIVELY LESS BEAUTIFUL?' non-study. It's just linking beautiful white women with the idea of an 'objective' (mathematical) standard of beauty. If anything it's more insidious because they can hide behind your suggestion that 80% of the population is white.
No surprises at all to get this dross from the Mail.
This really isn't some giant racist conspiracy and I'm a little perplexed as to why you feel that it is.
It's not linking 'white women' with anything, it's referring to this specific woman, who happens to be white. And beautiful. Very, very, very beautiful.
lol, that was my first thought.
She really is going to have a giant target on her (giant) forehead for a long time
Asians always win for me.
She's cute, but she also has a week's worth of make-up on, and without those huge fake eyelashes and the photo shopping done on this, she wouldn't look nearly as cute.
Asians win for me, too...
But that woman in the OP is drop-dead gorgeous.
But why this particular woman?
There are plenty of females that have these 'scientifically proven' proportions. What is the reason for choosing this one. Is it because she works in a chip-shop? Is it because she represents an Aryan view? Is it because it's female beauty month in the Daily Mail and this woman is the antithesis to their stalwart Brick?
There is always a reason a newspaper like the Mail, with its obvious agendas, publishes certain things and uses certain phrases and it's no stretch to thing that something is not right with them publishing this particular story. Playing off stereotypes and fears is a sure-fire revenue winner for any of the gutter press, and all it does it perpetuate these stereotypes and fears.
And since the Mailwatch site doesn't seem to be getting any reports lately I'll do my part. For example, today there is an article about a new line of vaccuum cleaners. And what better way to advertise this than to show some women using them.
The Mail exists in its 50s alternate reality where WW2 never happened. Every article reflects this in some way.
You really ought to have read the article. I'll provide the relevant excerpts:
There is no agenda, only reality. Had this been printed elsewhere, there'd be no axe to grind.
Don't be so naive. Every excerpt you provided means nothing in reality, just the reality that they're happy to peddle. Nor do they mention other competitors' scores, or even the rarity of her condition. 'Experts' can be wheeled out to say anything they want.
The fact that the competition was run on ITV is even more funny/sad. It would have been bad had this been published elsewhere, but since it's the Mail it gets an extra check in the box and goes straight into the interrogation room. That's how it goes, and the journos and editors pander to this conception.
Had this been about anyone that didn't tickle your fancy, you wouldn't be shrouded in confirmation bias.
I'm not denying that she's beautiful. I'm saying the fact that the Mail's 'mathematically most beautiful British woman' is white is no coincidence, and denying that is giving the Mail way to much credit.
[edit]And what should Da Vinci even have to do with it? White European decides proportions of white European female face are mathematically most beautiful? Stop the presses.
It's hardly confirmation bias, it's just confirmation confirmation.
Nonsense Carmen! Confirmation bias!!!
I suggest that your feelings on the Mail may be clouding your judgement, davi.
Honestly, I give up. It's all a big conspiracy to keep black women down. Meanwhile, nobody gives a fuck about fat chicks or brunettes. Obviously the woman in the OP should have been black, because, well, she just should have!
I was making a joke based on the last statement of your post.
It has nothing to do with how beautiful you, me or Carmen thinks this girl is. It has everything to do with the Mail and the paint it chooses to cover its canvas. My favourite magazine is Private Eye; my feelings on the Mail (and most of the press) are justified and extremely paranoid.
fizzelopeguss
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She's a goddess.
Trent Strong
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I don't know anything about the daily mail, because I don't live in England, but of course it's not a "coincidence" that she's white...80% of British people are white. The bigger the pool of people, the more likely you are to find someone who's features fit this formula. And this proportion theory of beauty doesn't describe "white european faces". I first heard this theory in Newsweek in the 90s, and their example of perfect mathematical proportions was Denzel Washington.
J Tourettes
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She's hot and I love her mouth, suggests a little naughtiness.
I dunno, it might be a bit big for you, man...
Pics. For evidence and such.
Slayer-33
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Ah the golden ratio lol
i saw a girl once. she looked at me and told me to leave her alone.
i am so lonely guys
At least she spoke to you. You must have at least 18% perfect proportions.
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
Why did I know someone was going to have to chime in with "But Asian girls..." and just creep the fuck outta me.
fizzelopeguss
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I keep coming back in to have another look...she won't be working in that chip shop much longer. Not a fucking chance.
Jedeye Sniv
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She's beautiful but she's no Wendy Hurrell!
Same. I can't bring myself to 'right-click -> save as', but every time I see the topic title I open the thread and let out a sigh of delight. She's flawless. That cupids bow gap is hot as hell too.
Dark Stalkers
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i saw a girl once. she looked at me and told me to leave her alone.
i am so lonely guys
You should have offered her a Klondike bar.
J Tourettes
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Wow, only just saw the racism accusations. Am I racist for agreeing with the Mail?
What's wrong with that
(´･ω･`)
You know, I checked Wikipedia for the demographics on the UK, seeing as 90% of their population is white it seems kind of obvious that it would end up that way.
Yeah good luck with that.
AlphaDragoon
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Yeah fuck that, that girl is gorgeous. I dig it.
Randy Monk
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How mathematically perfect is her arse?
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