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[Kinyou]

yes

oh Britney, y u so silly?

 

[NinjaBoiX]

Because guess what? I've seen at least a dozen different females period blood.. all over me.

The idea that females are actually more experienced than any given male when it comes to vaginas is a bit... odd.

Yes.. you have ONE.. I have no experience having my own vagina.. but I've had experience with a LOT of vaginas. Not that a female also couldn't, but again.. passing off a male as ignorant just because they are a male, or assuming a female is somehow uber knowledgeable, is not really accurate.

We live together now and have sex pretty much every day, usually more than once.. so we don't have "period sex" as often, since it can be pretty messy.. but if we are really horny, we'll grab a towel or something.. when we lived in different towns, her period had the worst habit of visiting us when I was visiting her.. lulz.. I'm surprised the hotel we always stayed in didn't call the police.. looked like a crime scene sometimes.. ripped the head board off of the wall once too..

Not that you're bragging or anything...

 

[Lord Ghirahim]

NVidiot is Huelen's alt account?

Post of the thread.

 

[Takao]

She clearly notices it as soon as it starts. That being the case, I can't decide wether I'm impressed that she carried on like a pro, or disgusted that she didn't just ask for two minutes to, I dunno, compose herself.

I don't really think Christina had the option of delaying a live telecast, and a funeral procession so she could run off to the washroom...

 

[Cynosure]

Is Britney busy atm?

Britney isn't fat, and can't sing.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I don't really think Christina had the option of delaying a live telecast, and a funeral procession so she could run off to the washroom...

Oh yeah, I forgot it was broadcasting live. I think people would've understood though. She could've just said 0she needed a moment to compose herself.

 

[G-Fex]

Britney isn't fat, and can't sing.

oh you

 

[sixteen-bit]

Oh damn, shots fired!

What's this from?

 

[_illmatic_]

What's this from?

Pootie Tang!!!!

 

[John Malkovich]

I guess she forgot to put a genie in the bottle.

 

[G-Fex]

I guess she forgot to put a genie in the bottle.

I don't imagine any guy running to rub her anytime soon.

 

[Cynosure]

Oh Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit: I've been drinking and I'm trying to hold my throw up from coming out. Holy shit, this woman is a mess!!

 

[G-Fex]

Your christina defense force is dripping down on one leg.

 

[ryan13ts]

When it rains, it pours.

 

[Hunter S.]

Another thing I learned on GAF I really did not need to know about. wow

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I think Cynosure is taking this a little too personally.

Then again, I'd be kinda pissed if someone was bitching about my wife too.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Pootie Tang!!!!

Pootie Tang was C.K.'s movie? Holy shit!

 

[G-Fex]

I think Cynosure is taking this a little too personally.

Then again, I'd be kinda pissed if someone was bitching about my wife too.

Oh your avatar has clean blood I'm assuming sweetie.

 

[Cynosure]

I think Cynosure is taking this a little too personally.

Then again, I'd be kinda pissed if someone was bitching about my wife too.

There's my wife with yours, furry.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

umm

 

[El'Kharn]

Your christina defense force is dripping down on one leg.

i lol'd a little.
Fuck this thread...without the blood.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

There's my wife with yours, furry.

Obsidian is my One and Only~

Edit: And that's a dog.

 

[akira28]

It's a very cute dog.

Also, people in this thread are aiming to draw blood now.

 

[Phonomezer]

Britney isn't fat, and can't sing.

Oh lawd, DIVA WARZ in full swing, Britney v. Xtina, it's like 2004 all over again.

Both best step aside, because the real queen is about to drop...

(that woman was never seen again)

 

[G-Fex]

Obsidian is my One and Only~

Edit: And that's a dog.

lol trying to fight you with "furry" ammunition.

Doesn't even know a dog when she/he sees one.

Cmon Cyno

 

[Rocket Punch]

 

[Riggs]

I think Cynosure is taking this a little too personally.

Then again, I'd be kinda pissed if someone was bitching about my wife too.

LoL thought same thing

 

[Cynosure]

Obsidian is my One and Only~
.

I goggled and all I saw were rocks.



You're better off being into alive/personified creatures.

 

[Satchel]

You know, Wario posted that pic on Twitter yesterday and I had no idea what I should have been looking for when he asked if it was photoshopped.

Looking at it now, I couldn't fucking believe it.

 

[Anticitizen One]

I can't even eat anymore because of this thread

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol cynosure has gone mad.

 

[Kinyou]

 

[CHEEZMO™]

I goggled and all I saw were rocks.

 

[Danny 117]

Bloody hell Xtina!

 

[Veidt]

Haters gotta hate,
Lovers wanna love,
I don't even want,
None of the above,
I want to menstruate on you.
Yes I do, I'll bleed on you,
I bleed on you.

 

[SirButterstick]

So umm... it's blood right? RIGHT?!!!

I've actually confirmed it through my people that it is indeed Poo Juice.

 

[JerzeyDevil]

You can usually smell a bit of a blood smell.. a metallic smell.

Usually it's there the 2-3 days before the period starts even.. and the day or 2 after, even if you don't see any blood.. you'll still detect a slight metallic smell.

But otherwise, no.. no extra smell.

We live together now and have sex pretty much every day, usually more than once.. so we don't have "period sex" as often, since it can be pretty messy.. but if we are really horny, we'll grab a towel or something.. when we lived in different towns, her period had the worst habit of visiting us when I was visiting her.. lulz.. I'm surprised the hotel we always stayed in didn't call the police.. looked like a crime scene sometimes.. ripped the head board off of the wall once too..

Your posts read like those of that one asshole kid everybody knew growing up. That guy in highschool who lies about sleeping with his date from night before, while conversing with his buddies at their lockers before 1st period.

Then Laura Winslow finds out about it and shit goes down.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Holy shit why did I come back in here. The trainwreck who is still staunchly defending this disgusting woman and likely has a couple terrabytes worth of pictures of her isn't even worth a laugh because he represents a very large group of sick people with no concept of priority or value. Go back to TMZ with your fellow sad sacks.

 

[Baconsammy]

Holy shit why did I come back in here. The trainwreck who is still staunchly defending this disgusting woman and likely has a couple terrabytes worth of pictures of her isn't even worth a laugh because he represents a very large group of sick people with no concept of priority or value. Go back to TMZ with your fellow sad sacks.

Defending her? She paid tribute to a wonderful woman/singer. I think she should have wrapped up the titties a little more, but other than that she doesn't need defending.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Holy shit why did I come back in here. The trainwreck who is still staunchly defending this disgusting woman and likely has a couple terrabytes worth of pictures of her isn't even worth a laugh because he represents a very large group of sick people with no concept of priority or value. Go back to TMZ with your fellow sad sacks.

Mo'fuckin' jugulars getting slashed at in dis bitch.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Not that you're bragging or anything...

Your posts read like those of that one asshole kid everybody knew growing up. That guy in highschool who lies about sleeping with his date from night before, while conversing with his buddies at their lockers before 1st period.

Then Laura Winslow finds out about it and shit goes down.

lol, whatever. Can't share your experience with vagina at GAF without getting shit from the insecure crew I guess.

Like I said, my girlfriend posts here.. I'm not BS'ing.. and it isn't "bragging" when the idea that a guy wouldn't know much about period blood is suggested. Hence why I said what I did.. but.. whatever.

Why would it be "bragging" anyways? You could describe your experience with just about anything on GAF and not be accused of bragging.. suddenly say a word about sex and you are labeled a braggart.

Some of you people are pathetic.

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Defending her? She paid tribute to a wonderful woman/singer. I think she should have wrapped up the titties a little more, but other than that she doesn't need defending.

She shows up to a funeral looking like a bought and paid for lower end escort, projects her usual disgusting self upon the folks there and we've got people busting out the CSI photoshop skills to prove/disprove whether or not she is menstruating down her leg. Both sides are dumb. I'm dumb for even posting in here, but these waifu motherfuckers need some perspective on life.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

lol, whatever. Can't share your experience with vagina at GAF without getting shit from the insecure crew I guess.

Like I said, my girlfriend posts here.. I'm not BS'ing.. and it isn't "bragging" when the idea that a guy wouldn't know much about period blood is suggested. Hence why I said what I did.. but.. whatever.

Why would it be "bragging" anyways? You could describe your experience with just about anything on GAF and not be accused of bragging.. suddenly say a word about sex and you are labeled a braggart.

Some of you people are pathetic.

Whether or not you're bragging or lying, you come off as an obnoxious twit that seems Hell bent on proving to the Internet that you're sexually active. Proving, to the Internet. Do you realize how pathetic you come off? And then when anyone says anything you just call them insecure without realizing EVERY post you post makes you yourself look like the insecure idiot that has to prove something to the Internet. No one cares what you do and you certainly aren't impressing anyone. Actually, you come across as downright creepy.

Edit: And no, I'm not mad or insecure, sorry to disappoint you.

 

[Haunted]

happens every month

 

[royalan]

She shows up to a funeral looking like a bought and paid for lower end escort, projects her usual disgusting self upon the folks there and we've got people busting out the CSI photoshop skills to prove/disprove whether or not she is menstruating down her leg. Both sides are dumb. I'm dumb for even posting in here, but these waifu motherfuckers need some perspective on life.

Never before has this meme been more appropriate:

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

^ Giddy up.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Whether or not you're bragging or lying, you come off as an obnoxious twit that seems Hell bent on proving to the Internet that you're sexually active. Proving, to the Internet. Do you realize how pathetic you come off? And then when anyone says anything you just call them insecure without realizing EVERY post you post makes you yourself look like the insecure idiot that has to prove something to the Internet. No one cares what you do and you certainly aren't impressing anyone.

It was first suggested guys wouldn't know anything about period blood.

I said I've seen a lot. Then someone asked a question, and I responded with a single story that involved my girlfriend who had just posted in tw thread.

That makes me hell bent?

Seriously you people are too much. I'll never mention sex again here.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

You also get dark red blood on your period...

You gonna pretend you don't? She's not the one who told me the bright red thing.. that's something I've been told: that if a wound bleeds bright red it's generally dangerous. I could easily be wrong about that.. but suggesting you also don't get dark red blood on your period is ignorant.

If you don't, then well.. you certainly don't speak for all women.. as I've seen plenty of dark red period blood.. and even.. dripping down a leg.

Period blood doesn't drip down like that. It just doesn't.

EDIT: Whatever its an old post.

 

[LaserBuddha]

Oily discharge fo sho

http://www.zug.com/pranks/olestra/day8.html

 

[Unhandled Exception]

Never before has this meme been more appropriate:

More disgusted than mad.