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[BGBW]

My poor virgin eyes!

Christina just posted this on her twitter!

My poor virgin brain!

 

[CooTooLoo]

Period blood doesn't drip down like that. It just doesn't.

EDIT: Whatever its an old post.

Yes it does.

 

[ChocolateCupcakes]

Yes it does.

It really doesn't.

 

[Garcia]

Holy shit GAF, she's just a bloody human being!

Spoiler

Gurl... Tampons!! Do you know them?

 

[FreeMufasa]

Meh. I'd still rather have BBW blood Christina over any Britney post 2003.

 

[CooTooLoo]

Whether or not you're bragging or lying, you come off as an obnoxious twit that seems Hell bent on proving to the Internet that you're sexually active. Proving, to the Internet. Do you realize how pathetic you come off? And then when anyone says anything you just call them insecure without realizing EVERY post you post makes you yourself look like the insecure idiot that has to prove something to the Internet. No one cares what you do and you certainly aren't impressing anyone. Actually, you come across as downright creepy.

Edit: And no, I'm not mad or insecure, sorry to disappoint you.

If you aren't mad or insecure then why did you go out of your way to reply to a post and call my boyfriend an obnoxious twit, pathetic, insecure and creepy?

Over what? Describing a sexual experience we had in reply to a question about it?

 

[CooTooLoo]

It really doesn't.

So I'm lying when I say my period blood runs down my leg like that?

 

[Shurs]

So I'm lying when I say my period blood runs down my leg like that?

I like you.

 

[Jake Tower]

 

[freenudemacusers]

So I'm lying when I say my period blood runs down my leg like that?

can you wear louboutins and a black dress to confirm? we need to reduce as many variables as possible.

for science.

 

[Dead Man]

I have no clue who Huelen is.

nVidiot_Whore is a REALLY OLD username of mine.. from my days of commenting on VoodooExtreme.com's news stories.

Created a GAF account long ago that I only recently (this past year and a half) started using.

edit: So Huelen is some bullshitter? lol.. my girlfriend also posts here.. was sitting next to me.. and has repeatedly verified my stories I've told here. I'm not making anything up, if that is what you are implying.. brief google search of Huelen NeoGAF tells me you are implying I'm some sort of liar. GTFO with that shit.

He was a poster who went a bit insane over the colour of Sonics eyes, to the point of sampling sprites and whatnot. So all he was saying is that colour sampling the blood reminded him of the Sonic disaster.

 

[Nyoro SF]

So I'm lying when I say my period blood runs down my leg like that?

Someone just got owned.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

He was a poster who went a bit insane over the colour of Sonics eyes, to the point of sampling sprites and whatnot. So all he was saying is that colour sampling the blood reminded him of the Sonic disaster.

Ahhhh... thanks... I googled the name and was brought to a thread where he had made up some story about his neighboor putting credit cards into their Wii.

That makes a little more sense now, and is actually funny

 

[CooTooLoo]

can you wear louboutins and a black dress to confirm? we need to reduce as many variables as possible.

for science.

Louboutins are 'spensive. I'm practical when it comes to shoes.

 

[Replicant]

So we still have no confirmation if it's: period blood, runny spray tan, or anal leakage?

 

[freenudemacusers]

Louboutins are 'spensive. I'm practical when it comes to shoes.

surely there are research grants available.

my final guess is santorum.

 

[Baconsammy]

So we still have no confirmation if it's: period blood, runny spray tan, or anal leakage?

Or gravy.

 

[Phonomezer]

So we still have no confirmation if it's: period blood, runny spray tan, or anal leakage?

Christina would have you believe that it's STIGMATA.

 

[CHEEZMO™]

my final guess is santorum.

Is he surging again?

 

[CooTooLoo]

I really doubt it's spray tan. Christina can afford high quality spray tan.. and why would it be dripping down from her inner thighs? Did they spray her vagina?

The cheap ones I've done (Mystic Tan) didn't even leave streaks on me and I'm extremely pale.

You're also are suppose to do it a few days before any event and wear loosely fitting clothes for a day or two while it dries, because it can rub off on clothes.

 

[Dead Man]

surely there are research grants available.

my final guess is santorum.

that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Quite possible.

 

[Helscream]

What have I just seen.....

 

[Arment]

Pootie Tang was C.K.'s movie? Holy shit!

Yeah the movie's directorial history is rife with power grabs and douchebaggery...C.K. wrote something about it somewhere.

 

[Femmeworth]

Or gravy.

Or oil.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

Perfection

 

[ReBurn]

Clearly that's soul dripping from her.

 

[CooTooLoo]

Clearly that's soul dripping from her.

This post is my favorite.

 

[Red UFO]

First time in a while that I have literally put my hand over my mouth out of shock. Jesus wept.

 

[akira28]

Clearly that's soul dripping from her.

hahaha

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Where in the bloody hell is that get to da choppah gif!!??!?!

 

[Zekes!]

Yo I thought that was barbecue sauce

 

[skyfinch]

Yo I thought that was barbecue sauce

Barbecue sauce? At a funeral? My mind is all over the place now.

 

[Zekes!]

Barbecue sauce? At a funeral? My mind is all over the place now.

you ain't going to the right funerals

 

[VonRehausen]

Jesus how about wearing some underwear. No need to dress like whore Christina.

 

[skyfinch]

you ain't going to the right funerals

I've been to many, but most are "make your own tacos" type spreads. Never BBQ.

 

[coldvein]

nice

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

only axl rose is allowed to sweat gravy on stage

 

[coldvein]

Jesus how about wearing some underwear. No need to dress like whore Christina.

but there is a need.

 

[Ether_Snake]

It was probably diarrhea.

 

[Baconsammy]

Jesus how about wearing some underwear. No need to dress like whore Christina.

 

[bodyofanamerican]

Was this posted? Yikes.

 

[skyfinch]

Was this posted? Yikes.

Yes, and I bet she shook a lot of hands afterward. Probably even allowed kids to eat from her hand.

 

[LaserBuddha]

I Contracted Hepatitis from Meeting Christina at Etta James' Funeral and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.

 

[Kinyou]

Was this posted? Yikes.

I just like how there's just no way how you could wipe your legs without anyone noticing it.

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

She shows up to a funeral looking like a bought and paid for lower end escort, projects her usual disgusting self upon the folks there and we've got people busting out the CSI photoshop skills to prove/disprove whether or not she is menstruating down her leg. Both sides are dumb. I'm dumb for even posting in here, but these waifu motherfuckers need some perspective on life.

pretty much.

and it's still gross.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Was this posted? Yikes.

this gif makes me itchy.

 

[Digishine]

I guess this thread won't stay open for long kinda getting out of hand lol

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol my wife just saw this, says it's definitely ladyblood haha.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Yes, and I bet she shook a lot of hands afterward. Probably even allowed kids to eat from her hand.

Jesus Christ.

This thread is an evil that must be dealt with.