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[mclaren777]

Has there been any official statement regarding this incident?

 

[Mr. B Natural]

Christina,

you are beautiful no matter what they say,

your menstrual cycle can't bring you down.

 

[morningbus]

Christina,

you are beautiful no matter what they say,

your menstrual cycle can't bring you down.

I, for one, wish she left that genie in its bottle.

 

[coldvein]

Has there been any official statement regarding this incident?

i think it's one of those coverups, like the beyonce pregnancy. these big pop stars are cornerstones of society, so when they do something REALLY REALLY REALLY heinous like fake a pregnancy or bleed vagina blood down their leg while singing at a funeral, everybody pretends nothing happened.

 

[Mr. B Natural]

I, for one, wish she left that genie in its bottle.

Why? Does she rub you the wrong way?

 

[morningbus]

Why? Does she rub you the wrong way?

It's just not what I want or what I need.

 

[Cynosure]

This thread.....

 

[Kinyou]

Maybe she was late and had to run a couple of miles before performing ?
NSFW explanation

That's just pure determination. We all should look at this picture in awe.

 

[Cynosure]

I feel sorry for her.

Especially since she was so nervous and emotional about it.

http://edition.cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2012/01/28/bts-aguilera-on-etta-james.cnn

I do too, but then I ask myself why she didn't decide to wear a pad/tampon/panties that day.

Why do you seem so sure it's period blood?

is this story just too disgusting for mainstream news to touch?

I'm guessing tanning spray mishap is not newsworthy enough to cover.

And I'm glad no attention is given to it because then it would just be like last time when she gave that superb Aretha tribute grammy performance, and all they had to say about was her small trip at the end.

 

[morningbus]

Hey, post some more pics of Christina from her prime. It will surely change the tone of this thread.

 

[Ashes]

huh? I thought it was sun tan spray or something...

 

[coldvein]

I'm guessing tanning spray mishap is not newsworthy enough to cover.

so THATS what it was.

 

[effzee]

It's just a really embarrassing accident. But to be honest, showing that much cleavage in a funeral is pretty offensive.

Fat titty cleavage and funerals, a winning combination.

This. I don't know if that is period blood or tan spray. And whatever it is, its by accident that its dripping.

But who the fuck shows up to a funeral with their tits popping out? I mean I get it that these pop divas, actually majority of female artists, have to constantly show skin and out slut each other for attention but even at a fucking funeral? For fuck's sake wear something respectful, you don't have to have your tits out. And then a cross too? Yeah I am sure Jesus loves that.

 

[radioheadrule83]

Yeah I am sure Jesus loves that.

If Jesus loves us all, loves his neighbours and loves his enemies, I'm sure he loves tits too. Tits are great.

edit: I do agree though, it's not funeral wear.

As I might as well chime in, I don't think its period blood and I wouldn't be as disgusted as some here if it was. I feel sorry for her whatever it is, because its obviously got to be embarrassing.

 

[clemenx]

Tits are offensive... am I in 2012?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

This. I don't know if that is period blood or tan spray. And whatever it is, its by accident that its dripping.

But who the fuck shows up to a funeral with their tits popping out? I mean I get it that these pop divas, actually majority of female artists, have to constantly show skin and out slut each other for attention but even at a fucking funeral? For fuck's sake wear something respectful, you don't have to have your tits out. And then a cross too? Yeah I am sure Jesus loves that.

Even the dead lady was showing off her tits. It wasn't that inappropriate.

 

[Gila]

Thread of the fucking century right here

 

[Phonomezer]

Image hosting site that isn't Imgur or banned, anyone?

 

[morningbus]

Image hosting site that isn't Imgur or banned, anyone?

minus or abload

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Tits are offensive... am I in 2012?

At a funeral? Not offensive, just trashy.

 

[effzee]

Tits are offensive... am I in 2012?

At a funeral?

Maybe I am alone here but I would think you don't go dressed up to a funeral to show off your body like its a photo-shoot opportunity.

 

[bud]

so... blood, excrement, tanning spray or perhaps a combination of the three?

this is confusing.

 

[Phonomezer]

minus or abload

Thanks!

This thread.....

 

[freenudemacusers]

This thread.....

She looks puffy

 

[Cynosure]

Holy shit why did I come back in here. The trainwreck who is still staunchly defending this disgusting woman and likely has a couple terrabytes worth of pictures of her isn't even worth a laugh because he represents a very large group of sick people with no concept of priority or value. Go back to TMZ with your fellow sad sacks.

Wow. What a pretentious, raging, blithering douche.
Let's not even go over your issues of pomposity over a whole group of people's harmless interest, because really, how pathetic is that? it's like calling hockey fans, such as yourself, "a large group of sick people with no concept of priority or value" just because they like hockey.
So ya, let's leave that for you consult over with your therapist, and let me ask out of curiosity, what your problem is with Ms Christina Maria Aguilera?

She shows up to a funeral looking like a bought and paid for lower end escort, projects her usual disgusting self upon the folks there and we've got people busting out the CSI photoshop skills to prove/disprove whether or not she is menstruating down her leg. Both sides are dumb. I'm dumb for even posting in here, but these waifu motherfuckers need some perspective on life.

lmao
you're like foaming with rage. What is it about her that gets on your nerves?





could it be her compassion?

beauty?

sensuality?

immense talent?

critical acclaim?

mass appreciation?

I hope you don't mind too much that I'm just posting from my terrabyte Christina folder. Here's are some more pictures of her usual disgusting self

It's obvious she has some kind of hold over you, even more so than she has over me. So let me know when you're close to going over the edge and I'll stop posting her pics. I don't want to be the blame of whatever the fuck you might do to yourself.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Hey guys, I think Cynosure likes Christina Aguilera.

 

[Cynosure]

She looks puffy

 

[Phonomezer]

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Anyone else hope Cyno is actually just a dedicated joke character?

 

[ProfessorMoran]

Oh my god.

 

[Kinyou]

I hope you don't mind too much that I'm just posting from my terrabyte Christina folder.

Guys, guys, it's Fistfulofmetal!

He's back! In Christina form!

 

[Count Dookkake]

Has there been any official statement regarding this incident?

Only a leak.

WHAT A STUNT!

A cunning stunt.

 

[Houston3000]

lmao
you're like foaming with rage. What is it about her that gets on your nerves?

could it be her compassion?
beauty?
sensuality?
immense talent?
critical acclaim?
mass appreciation?

I hope you don't mind too much that I'm just posting from my terrabyte Christina folder. Here's are some more pictures her usual disgusting self

It's obvious she has some kind of hold over you, even more so than she has over me. So let me know when you're close to going over the edge and I'll stop posting her pics. I don't want to be the blame of whatever the fuck you might do to yourself.

 

[CassSept]

This thread is like a trainwreck. It's so bad, but I just can't stop coming back and watching the disaster unfold. Go on.

 

[freenudemacusers]

lol lol

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Anyone else hope Cyno is actually just a dedicated joke character?

Can't tell, search is disabled

 

[morningbus]

I hope you don't mind too much that I'm just posting from my terrabyte Christina folder. Here's are some more pictures her usual disgusting self

 

[TommyT]

Thanks!

lol what's the story behind this?

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Russell Brand being an attenion seeking twat as usual.

This thread is like a trainwreck.

How apt it's about Xtina then.

amirite?

 

[Baconsammy]

This thread.....

....is over-inflated, filled with bacon, dyed, fried, dipped in cheetos dust, and tries way too hard?

 

[Macattk15]

Holy FUCK. I've been quietly dying laughing in my cubicle for about 5 straight minutes at this.

 

[Rocket Punch]

This woman should be sent to jail for lewd and obscene behavior.

Not only is she a total skank but apparently she is under the sick notion that the common norms of decency that society dictates do not apply to her. Dressed up like a $10 hooker at a funeral, spraying the congregation with her vile secretions and putting her shame to full display. How disgusting and appalling.

She gives a bad name to all decent women everywhere.

 

[freenudemacusers]

This woman should be sent to jail for lewd and obscene behavior.

Not only is she a total skank but apparently she is under the sick notion that the common norms of decency that society dictates do not apply to her. Dressed up like a $10 hooker at a funeral, spraying the congregation with her vile secretions and putting her shame to full display. How disgusting and appalling.

She gives a bad name to all decent women everywhere.

Cue another 20+ photo dump.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Cue another 20+ photo dump.

Has anyone kept stats about who has caused the most photodumps? Like, you insult Christina, Cynosure posts at least 3 pics to defend her honor, that's one.

I would like to see who is in the lead.

 

[Shagwell]

I cannot stop laughing at this

 

[CHEEZMO™]

Cue another 20+ photo dump.

Something something keikaku.

 

[keltickennedy]

 

[Big Baybee]

This is killing you, isn't it?

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

Cynosure, you excited for The Voice™ Season 2 premiering February 5th after the Super Bowl XLVI, only on NBC?

 

[OddSpoon]

I'm sad to be apart of this 12' Junior generation on GAF.