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[RoadHazard]

You're watching a music contest and judging the contest on its music? Sir, we don't do that here

You're right, my apologies.

 

[SirKicksalot]

It should be illegal to bring anything but tits & ass, memelords or absolute bangers like Tornero to Eurovision. These merely competent acts are so fucking boring.

 

[Wildebeest]

My favourite so far was Greece because the intro sounded like it might go somewhere interesting.

 

[Liljagare]

Meanwhile, outside the arena there are major protests. Police are rushing all over the place with shieldwalls.

Israel gets another vote.

 

[Wildebeest]

Meanwhile, outside the arena there are major protests. Police are rushing all over the place with shieldwalls.

Israel gets another vote.

They should put the mic on them, then at least there would be something worse sounding than the UK entry.

 

[Liljagare]

Eurovision runestone is a good one.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

Gooooo Spaaaiiin


Zorra zorra zorra!

 

[sono]

There is a lot of screaming this year

 

[FatallyYours]

She was wearing one of Eve's suits from stellar blade

 

[sono]

Croatia's song is awesome

 

[Liljagare]

Croatia gets a vote, it's a slapping tune.

 

[SirKicksalot]

Croatia with the Quake 2 song

 

[Dick Jones]

Croatia are winning this. The crowd elevated that.

 

[SirKicksalot]

I loved Georgia's 2015 entry. She was hot as fuck and the song was awesome.

 

[Liljagare]

Georgia isn't bad either. Picante show.

 

[cormack12]

 

[Dick Jones]

I loved Georgia's 2015 entry. She was hot as fuck and the song was awesome.

She got fucked by the placement after the Croatians.

Edit: I realise you said the 2015 entry and not the current year.

Apologies

 

[Wildebeest]

France were like 10% less French than they usually are. Let's see how it plays out for them.

 

[sono]

A lot of the songs are sad. How are they song for Europe

Croatia and Austria ftw
They are awesome uplifting songs for Europe

 

[Dick Jones]

A lot of the songs are sad. How are they song for Europe

Croatia and Austria ftw
They are awesome uplifting songs for Europe

To be fair, how can you make that complaint when non Europeans can enter the European song competition

 

[FatallyYours]

France were like 10% less French than they usually are. Let's see how it plays out for them.

It's a shame he's French, as he probably had the best voice of the night

 

[Dick Jones]

It's a shame he's French, as he probably had the best voice of the night

I thought the weird bondage top Latvian man had the best voice but the song was fairly meh.

 

[Liljagare]

Israel has polled 30% of Swedens popular vote, next is Swedens own contribution at 20%. (Aftonbladet so ymmw).

 

[sono]

I am calling it

 

[Von Hugh]

So many hot women performing, love it.

 

[cormack12]

I think Croatia are the favourites aren't they. Are the votes only placed by public votes?

 

[FatallyYours]

So many hot women performing, love it.

Costumes were very tame this year I thought! Lots of half naked men

 

[Wildebeest]

Personal top.

1. Switzerland. He was like a One Piece character.
2. Slovenia. A bit artistic maybe will probably do very badly in voting.
3. Norway. Could be higher, but they tried too hard with the who-esque guitar throwing.

 

[Liljagare]

Abba, they quit too soon.. :/

Charlotte Perrelli, Carola and Conchita all still look hot AF.

 

[Dick Jones]

I think Croatia are the favourites aren't they. Are the votes only placed by public votes?

No to the public votes only.

Every entrant (including sem finalists) has a jury vote and public vote.

Then separately there is a single rest of the world public vote.

Jury vote will happen first where the scores are given. Then they start with the lowest placed and given the total combined public vote points.

 

[sono]

Cyprus entry is good

 

[FatallyYours]

Croatia
Switzerland
Finland

Top 3?

Personally I liked Norway but its not eurovision enough to win

 

[cormack12]

No to the public votes only.

Every entrant (including sem finalists) has a jury vote and public vote.

Then separately there is a single rest of the world public vote.

Jury vote will happen first where the scores are given. Then they start with the lowest placed and given the total combined public vote points.

Ah so israel don't really have a chance then lol

 

[Liljagare]

I really dislike the juries, it should all be by popular vote.

 

[SirKicksalot]

These clips lol

>Irish pronouns witch exorcising Satan
>followed by mild mannered man saying "help me understand"

 

[Liljagare]

Loreen is on a whole different level.

 

[SirKicksalot]

Loreen is straight out of a Jeunet/Caro movie

 

[Dick Jones]

Ah so israel don't really have a chance then lol

If they win, it wouldn't be based on the quality of the song itself. It's meh, forgettable. Worse songs have won the Eurovision so anyone can win. Bribery is also an option, see Sir Cliff Richard's effort and Spain bribing like cunts.

 

[Liljagare]

Loreen is straight out of a Jeunet/Caro movie

Just let her keep the award.

 

[cormack12]

If they win, it wouldn't be based on the quality of the song itself. It's meh, forgettable. Worse songs have won the Eurovision so anyone can win. Bribery is also an option, see Sir Cliff Richard's effort and Spain bribing like cunts.

 

[SirKicksalot]

Upon further review, Luxembourg had the best body tonight.

 

[Fart Knight]

 

[sono]

Croatia
Switzerland
Finland

Top 3?

Personally I liked Norway but its not eurovision enough to win

Croatia
Austria
Cyprus
Joke vote to Finland

 

[FatallyYours]

Well, here we go...

 

[Liljagare]

Now the bullshit begins.

 

[Stitch]

Israel giving 12 points to Israel erm I mean Luxembourg

 

[Liljagare]

Wth has the jurors been smoking?

 

[SirKicksalot]

Lmao the boos when Israel gets points

 

[FatallyYours]

Lmao the boos when Israel gets points

Security should kick them out, but they won't

*the boo-ers I mean

 

[Portugeezer]

Voting was not free.

There may be some fireworks