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[Dennis]

FLORIDA FUCK YEAH

 

[Gravidee]

Video said she lets the alligator sleep in her bed with her. How is she still alive?

You would honestly be surprised. This video on the relationship between a man and a crocodile certainly changed my view on these creatures.

Warning: Long video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7fZZUfvx0s

 

[213372bu]

How big is it going to be after the growth spurt?

Those things can get way bigger than what it is right now.

 

[Secret_asian_man]

Lakeland?! Yo that's not that far. Hahaha
And that picture is great.

 

[Zantetsuken]

A real life Leatherhead. Got damn! That picture has me dying!

 

[Walpurgis]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Florida. There has to be lead in their water or fumes coming from their swamps.

 

[Dali]

Wow.

I clicked on a Florida thread on NeoGAF and didn't immediately feel ashamed.

This is weird.

Bookmarked this post for the inevitable Rambo: First Blood part 2.

You can't train a gator.

 

[Johndoey]

He's adorable, just a little cute baby "do do de, I'm an alligator".

 

[Renekton]

I approve of this interior gator

 

[BreezyLimbo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1198883

That was Rambo:First Blood

 

[TheOMan]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Well, I didn't think I'd be on her side, but yeah, she should get to keep that gator.

 

[B33]

Bookmarked this post for the inevitable Rambo: First Blood part 2.

You can't train a gator.

Haha!

You're right. She's not going to be able to keep this animal, even if it is "domesticated." It's not going to end well.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

This picture will never not be hilarious

 

[Patapwn]

Florida. There has to be lead in their water or fumes coming from their swamps.

 

[maxcriden]

I mean this is just a treasure trove:

More:

https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...hWIGx4KHUh4CVcQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=BMZyG0xP3OnneM:

 

[Kenai]

I mean this is just a treasure trove:



More:

https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...hWIGx4KHUh4CVcQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=BMZyG0xP3OnneM:

Omg. Look at it's little biker jacket! SO CUTE. <3

 

[therapist]

we need videos of this alligator riding the 4 wheeler , pics are not enough

 

[-Horizon-]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

Should pretty much be a Florida postcard image.

 

[Unknown One]

Hopefully she gets to keep it. That gator seems pretty awesome.

 

[newtypepilot]

More:

https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...hWIGx4KHUh4CVcQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=BMZyG0xP3OnneM:

This link jumps into a pic of a super buff muscle dude........wtf

 

[SURGEdude]

Let's dispel the notion that that alligator doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

 

[Curiocity]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1198883

I mean -I- am always down for more Rambo.

That was Rambo:First Blood

You're so sly B)

Spoiler

my first thread too

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Old..and terrible..

 

[Christopher]

What are you guys finding adorable about this alligator...???

 

[ivysaur12]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

I would love it if this turned out to be Crystal Methenny.

 

[Netherscourge]

Let's dispel the notion that that alligator doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

You KNOW how this story is going to end...

 

[RecRoulette]

The pictures of him on the 4-wheeler are so great! Florida, don't you dare break up this family!

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

I mean this is just a treasure trove:



More:

https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...hWIGx4KHUh4CVcQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=BMZyG0xP3OnneM:

So cute.

 

[MrHoot]

I never thought alligators could look that cute but there it is

 

[Peter Ian Staker]

A Florida woman may soon have to say "See you later alligator!" to her pet reptile

Is this 1995?

 

[Codeblue]

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around the potty trained part.

 

[Lijik]

I kind of hope she gets to keep it because i dont think the animal will survive long in the wild. Maybe the best case scenario is it lives in a zoo or something, idk.

Is this 1995?

Thats so long ago, its been a while crocodile

 

[Toxi]

I found the abyss, and it is in Florida.

 

[inky]

FLO
RE
DA

 

[BadAss2961]

Hi GAF.

 

[thebeeks]

This croc's got style so listen up Bros
He can ride ATVs and eats at Moe's
He wears sweet clothes if he wants to dance
So put your hands in the air and give him a chance
He's a real life Kremling and classy too
He's the newest
member
of the
DK
Crew

This thread is next-level bonkers. I love it.

 

[-tetsuo-]

I don't know what is real anymore

 

[jblank83]

I mean this is just a treasure trove:

Ok, now I really did LOL.

Reminds me of Gremlins 2.

 

[Subitai]

I wonder how far away they are from the 2.5 acres they need to keep it.


Also, 70 commands?!

 

[Dennis]

Hi GAF.

Oh my fucking god, it is a GamerGator.

 

[Malleymal]

Hi GAF.

I don't see any alligator in this picture.... that pinkish sundress on the other hand.....

 

[TheSeks]

http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/US/HT_pet_alligator_04_mm_160317_4x3_992.jpg[/i

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

This is the most Florida... Florida thing I've seen all week. And this week hasn't even started yet.

 

[Irishmantis]

I don't see any alligator in this picture.... that pinkish sundress on the other hand.....

Imy god yes I agree

And the fact the alligator does not phase her make her much more hot

 

[MisterAnderson]

I don't see any alligator in this picture.... that pinkish sundress on the other hand.....

My thoughts.

 

[DeadlyParasite]

I wonder if deep down that Alligator has seething anger. The look in its eyes says "kill me".

 

[Opto]

Oh my fucking god, it is a GamerGator.

Let's not insult alligators in this thread ok?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

What are you guys finding adorable about this alligator...???

What's wrong with your medulla oblongata.

 

[Byakuya769]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

This should accompany every story about Florida.

 

[backflip10019]

I mean this is just a treasure trove:



More:

https://www.google.com/search?q=flo...hWIGx4KHUh4CVcQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=BMZyG0xP3OnneM:

Just incredible. I love this.

 

[Tizoc]

As a non American, I DEMAND SHE IS ALLOWED TO KEEP HER HOMIE ALIGATOR!