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[Desmond]

Uosdwis R Dewoh

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Schtolteheim Reinbach III.

 

[elrechazado]

Gunblood Fisticuffs IV

That's my nephew's name, can't copy.

 

[Airola]

Neogaf

 

[_mail]

Waldcroft

 

[Clipse]

Bort

 

[FullMetaltech]

Angelus

 

[deim0s]

Stormbird

 

[Moppeh]

Methuselah

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

Johnny Utah?

 

[Speevy]

Blaargh.

 

[McLovin]

What's your last name op?

 

[Airola]

Gaylord is an old name. Give him that.

 

[Maxey]

Firstname McLastname

 

[Breakage]

Quinoa

"Keen-wah"

It's got a good ring to it. You can call him "keen" for short.

 

[Ladekabel]

Pubert

 

[Kickz]

Lance

 

[QuiteWhittle]

Harrison

 

[Tobe]

ayrton

 

[FeMui]

Adolf

 

[Hands of Stone]

Wilson
Robert
Jacob
Von
Derrick
Keith
Marty

 

[jayhawker]

Jean Ralphio

 

[Kayhan]

First name: Kale

Last name: Breckin

 

[ink4n3]

We named our son Davis. Fits the bill of a last name as a first name.

 

[Cyanity]

Taber

 

[Mentosrock]

XxSephirothxX

 

[hobozero]

Murph! MURPH!!

 

[.....]

Alphonso.

 

[chaislip3]

Kreckin Bale

 

[True Savior]

Siegfried Kircheis
Oskar von Reuenthal
Reinhard von Lohengramm
Fritz Josef Bittenfeld
Wolfgang Mittermeyer

 

[M.W.]

Miller

Zbigniew

Boston

Porter

 

[Octavia]

Pleis Buli Mei

 

[Dr.Acula]

WHL is a junior hockey league in Canada, all these kids would have been born in the year 2000 or abouts.

 

[Melkezadek]

Hawthorne

 

[Maxey]

On a more serious note, give him a badass sounding name like Jack Hunter, Richard Sanchez or Lance Henrikssen.

 

[NYCrooner]

James

First name, last name, old school.

 

[basic_element]

Bryant
Jenson
Nelson
Anthony

 

[lingpanda]

If not already suggested, make him a Jr.

 

[elrechazado]

I need eye bleach now

 

[Darkwater]

Lionel. After GAF's own modern-day bard.

 

[HardRojo]

Scorpio.

 

[kess]

Fidelius

Alberto

Also Bowie is better than fucking Dylan

 

[GeordieMark]

Starchild

 

[nabe_shogun]

Alejandro

 

[TyrantII]

Gaf.

 

[Vigilant Walrus]

Razer Deathadder Chroma

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

The Undertaker

 

[parrotbeak]

Son Son
Triple S (September Second Son, will be confusing because he's the second son but worth it for the alliteration)
Boy Again

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Bale Kreckin.

Or: Ball Crackin'

 

[gdt]

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