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[Fuu]

Only ONE game series has pulled this off and thats Ape Escape

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where's my next gen Ape Escape anyway

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Totally OT here, but fuck yeah. I want a new AE so hard.

 

[jjasper]

how in the fuck do you play the thousand year door, and THInk it deserves a 6.75? Like, seriously.

And then play Super Paper Mario and give it a 9.

 

[Dark Octave]

From a thread in the OT:

:lol :lol They're going too far...

 

[Nolan.]

I wonder if this game is an experiment just like the for or against thread.

 

[nightez]

is that the RE4 chainsaw controller?

 

[ypo]

There's no one to blame but SK themselves and maybe MS. The game had such a poor showings from beginning to end. Almost nothing positive about those showings. Some people can only find something decent about the game when they tried hard to dig *deep*. To complete the circle Dyack should just sue himself and be done with it.

 

[polyh3dron]

is that the RE4 chainsaw controller?

Nope it's the American Psycho Chainsaw Controller with Ultra-Realistic Murdering Action.

Features include Auto-Homing with Pinpoint Accuracy especially when dropped down stairwells.

 

[master15]

To complete the circle Dyack should just sue himself and be done with it.

:lol

 

[polyh3dron]

I wonder if this game is an experiment just like the for or against thread.

Mind = Blown.

The gliding look of the walking animation with feet disappearing into stairs is symbolic of the proletariat's struggle in an oppressive environment.

The restrictive camera symbolizes the restrictions SK had to deal with when they were using the Unreal Engine 3.

The incredibly clunky dual-analog stick-utilizing controls represent the duality of man.

 

[PistolGrip]

I wonder if Dyack will have to remove one more book out of his pile of 'let me try an experiment' books

 

[TheRagnCajun]

Mind = Blown.

The gliding look of the walking animation with feet disappearing into stairs is symbolic of the proletariat's struggle in an oppressive environment.

The restrictive camera symbolizes the restrictions SK had to deal with when they were using the Unreal Engine 3.

The incredibly clunky controls represent the duality of man.

:lol

 

[Pterion]

Looks like I was right all along. It'll be a mediocre to average game.

 

[Dark Octave]

I wonder if Dyack will have to remove one more book out of his pile of 'let me try an experiment' books

:lol :lol

 

[-COOLIO-]

From a thread in the OT:

the gun's on the wrong side. twas murder most foul. suspects?

 

[Danthrax]

the gun's on the wrong side. twas murder most foul. suspects?

A GAFfer not paying attention to details, clearly. Imagine that!

 

[Fuu]

the gun's on the wrong side. twas murder most foul. suspects?

Not that I condone that drawing, but he's sideways. The gun fell from his right hand.

 

[Snowden]

I can't stand that joker design any more. Fuck, I cannot stand anything Batman but TDK, which I profoundly love.

Uh-oh. TDK has spawned a new kind of Batman fan just as The Dark Knight Returns once did.

Different interpretations can co-exist!

 

[SPEA]

Paint drawings of Denis committing suicide. Stay classy Gaf. Some of you guys are unbelievable.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

Paint drawings of Denis committing suicide. Stay classy Gaf. Some of you guys are unbelievable.

Seriously. Jesus, some people have really gone to the Jerry from Big Brother school of Expressing Your Feelings.

 

[Operations]

Mind = Blown.

The gliding look of the walking animation with feet disappearing into stairs is symbolic of the proletariat's struggle in an oppressive environment.

The restrictive camera symbolizes the restrictions SK had to deal with when they were using the Unreal Engine 3.

The incredibly clunky controls represent the duality of man.

:lol

 

[beelzebozo]

the batman covers look very nice.

 

[Jocchan]

Not that I condone that drawing, but he's sideways. The gun fell from his right hand.

It still doesn't make sense:
- there's no more bloodstains, so he was already on the floor when he got shot
- had he dropped it after shooting himself, the gun would be right below his arm... but it's too much on the left
I'm calling murder.

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lolz

 

[Kydd BlaZe]

Where's that Too Human Official Thread?

 

[Teknoman]

Paint drawings of Denis committing suicide. Stay classy Gaf. Some of you guys are unbelievable.

Yeah. I've got a pretty decent "GAF Funny gif/image" folder now...but that one was a little much.

 

[SPEA]

Where's that Too Human Official Thread?

I forget the user's name, but he said he was gonna work on it over the weekend and post it in the beginning of the week, which is now. So, I'm not to sure.

 

[NEO Frog]

Where's that Too Human Official Thread?

It would be nice if there was a thread for serious discussion of the game. But the only threads dealing with Too Human you will find on Neo GAF have signs posted in bold letters that say...

"TROLLS WELCOME!!! DISREGARD ALL POSTED RULES if YOU HATE TOO HUMAN!!! LOLZ!!!"

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Paul Dini + Bioshock references + fairly cool artstyle=promise. Now lets hope the developers are up to the task.

 

[polyh3dron]

It still doesn't make sense:
- there's no more bloodstains, so he was already on the floor when he got shot
- had he dropped it after shooting himself, the gun would be right below his arm... but it's too much on the left
I'm calling murder.

Spoiler

lolz

He stood on an ice block.

 

[Jocchan]

He stood on an ice block.

So where's the water left by the melting ice?

 

[polyh3dron]

So where's the water left by the melting ice?

Oh rats, wrong riddle.

I got nothin.

 

[Quixzlizx]

Guys it's Game Informer. Who expected those simpletons to be able to enjoy the complexities of a true Dyackian masterpiece? The story is going to be magnificent.

Was this sarcasm?

 

[Mifune]

Paint drawings of Denis committing suicide. Stay classy Gaf. Some of you guys are unbelievable.

I'm kind of ashamed to post here right now.

 

[rollingstart]

Paul Dini + Bioshock references + fairly cool artstyle=promise. Now lets hope the developers are up to the task.

They made one good game, Urban Chaos, and no bad game. I think so far the favor is towards it being good.

 

[Hellsing321]

I assume the story is going to follow the graphic novel of the same name, but a little confirmation would be nice.

 

[Prime crotch]

They made one good game, Urban Chaos, and no bad game. I think so far the favor is towards it being good.

Didn't that game basicly did all the GTAIII did years before it and on the PSX as well on the PC?

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

It is only one review but still GI usually scores highly. Was hoping for at least like an 8. Then there would still be hope of some 9s but a 6.5. Yeah not a good start.

 

[rollingstart]

Didn't that game basicly did all the GTAIII did years before it and on the PSX as well on the PC?

That might have been another game called Urban Chaos, but the one by these guys is the FPS game on Xbox. You had a shield throughout the game along with a taser.

Gametrailers review of it: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/11354.html

 

[dark10x]

Didn't that game basicly did all the GTAIII did years before it and on the PSX as well on the PC?

What?! Not even close. It was nothing like GTA. It was a cool game, though (the 3rd person action game, not the FPS game that I had never heard of until now).

 

[Nolan.]

Mind = Blown.

The gliding look of the walking animation with feet disappearing into stairs is symbolic of the proletariat's struggle in an oppressive environment.

The restrictive camera symbolizes the restrictions SK had to deal with when they were using the Unreal Engine 3.

The incredibly clunky dual-analog stick-utilizing controls represent the duality of man.

All in only ten years, the subtlety, the courage... it's genius.

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you forgot to mention technology ruining society

 

[Brannon]

GTA-style rendition

I hope this isn't the case. Sound level design is what's needed in a Batman game, none of this cheap, by-the-numbers sandbox malarkey.

 

[solid2snake]

From a thread in the OT:

that's why he didn't post in this thread...

 

[JasoNsider]

I'm kind of ashamed to post here right now.

Seriously, this thread is disgraceful.

 

[Amir0x]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATMAN

THERE'S GOTTA BE A GODDAMN BATMAN VIDEOGAME STOP THIS TOO HUMAN SHIT

*ahem*

Seriously what the fuck where's the information on that game.

 

[Kabouter]

They made one good game, Urban Chaos, and no bad game. I think so far the favor is towards it being good.

Didn't that game basicly did all the GTAIII did years before it and on the PSX as well on the PC?

What?! Not even close. It was nothing like GTA. It was a cool game, though (the 3rd person action game, not the FPS game that I had never heard of until now).

The original Urban Chaos?
Wasn't that by the now defunct Mucky Foot? One of the post-Bullfrog studios that popped up? The studio that made the absolutely amazing Startopia which went on to sell a whopping 14.000 copies in it's first month?

 

[Azih]

The original Urban Chaos?
Wasn't that by the now defunct Mucky Foot? One of the post-Bullfrog studios that popped up? The studio that made the absolutely amazing Startopia which went on to sell a whopping 14.000 copies in it's first month?

Startopia was a great game.

 

[rollingstart]

The original Urban Chaos?
Wasn't that by the now defunct Mucky Foot? One of the post-Bullfrog studios that popped up? The studio that made the absolutely amazing Startopia which went on to sell a whopping 14.000 copies in it's first month?

No no, not the old Urban Chaos (which I am just now hearing about), the new-ish FPS from like 2 years ago on the Xbox. It was Urban Chaos: Riot something.

 

[Hellsing321]

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BATMAN

THERE'S GOTTA BE A GODDAMN BATMAN VIDEOGAME STOP THIS TOO HUMAN SHIT

*ahem*

Seriously what the fuck where's the information on that game.

I think it's time to get serious.

"If the batman info is not brought to me, people are going to get banned. I'm a man of my word."

 

[BobsRevenge]

You guys are mean.

 

[border]

Batman sounds pretty solid -- but is it Nolan based or comics-based?

 

[onegoodlogan]

I feel like I was given the choice between Batman information or more Dennis-bashing. Then I raced into the thread on my Batpod for more info but got here only to find more Dyacking.