I have a beautiful image of chiablo learning his girlfriend/wife is pregnant and going "cya in 9 months"...
I got a vasectomy at a young age... I figured that removing myself from the gene pool is my major contribution to humanity.
I have a beautiful image of chiablo learning his girlfriend/wife is pregnant and going "cya in 9 months"...
Is there any way to watch this on an iPad?
Well I'm currently at work doing this and watching.Watching Brad play DOOM II is obviously the best way for me to spend the rest of my Friday night.
Obviously.
Patrick Klepek continues to misrepresent what the disappointment in ME3's ending was about and try his damndest to tie it to fan entitlement.
http://www.giantbomb.com/news/sticking-the-landing/4061/
How does this keep happening? I seriously do not understand it. And then people say "gaming journalism lol" and I think "well, I'm kind of a gaming journalist and I hated the ending. And so did my colleague, who is an even bigger fan than me" (he was going to review the DLC, and couldn't, because of how bad the ending burned him).
I mean if people want to like the ending I might think they're insane but, you know, whatever, like it if you must. But to not only like the ending, but actively belittle, discredit and insult people who don't? While completely failing, so much so that it must be deliberate, to acknowledge or respond to the legitimate criticism people put forward?
What the fuck is wrong with people? How are these people paid for this bullshit?
From the ME3 spoiler thread:
Urgh, TNT is out of sync 2gb of bandwidth wasted there.
Endings often just can’t win. Most screenwriters will tell you the hardest part of any movie, any story to tell, is just the end. It’s the thing that changes the most, it’s the endings that are the most fought over among collaborators, they’re the things that are just the hardest to land. Some people get it really, really right, some people get it really, really wrong, and some people land anywhere in-between and our attitudes about them can change. The thing about controversial endings, though, is this: five years from now, my friend, we will all say that the ending of Mass Effect 3 was genius! We’ll catch up to it.
Install VLC, go the audio settings and change it to 2900 ms.
That quote is retarded. The ending is great, we're just not ready for it!!!!111Patrick having a conversation with someone who hasn't even finished the game yet. Oh boy!
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Cannot facepalm hard enough. No spoilers in the quote by the way.
Install VLC, go the audio settings and change it to 2900 ms.
I wish Downcast on the iPad had the option to do that
From the ME3 spoiler thread:
Urgh, TNT is out of sync 2gb of bandwidth wasted there.
You guys are nuts. Both their on-site video and a downloaded copy are perfectly in sync for me.
From the ME3 spoiler thread:
I've given up on reading coverage of ME 3 ending and the controversy. The protesting and other ridiculous that some of the more desperate fans have resorted to has become the story. On top of that the arguments against the ending, which are numerous and obvious, seem to always get misrepresented in the articles so the writers ultimately come to the conclusion that entitled fansand won't be satisfied until they get it. But all of the discussion, in which I've been involved, fans that weren't happy with the ending, feel that it was simplywanted a happy endingI'm personally very disappointed in the way the trilogy ended but I'm not a fan that expects or demands a new ending. However, I would like to at least see the stories covering the controversy at least delve into the actual problems people have with ending and not just discredit and demean the critics. At this point, I've pretty much just moved on but the coverage has been irritating to say the least.nonsensical, full of plot holes and didn't fit the universe and story they built up over 3 games. I haven't seen anyone demanding a happy ending at least in the discussions I've been a part of.
I haven't read Patrick's article and I probably won't so this isn't necessarily aimed at him specifically.
I was laughing so hard when they came up with that ridiculous nameI'm really enjoying calling Patrick 'Trick Klepek'. It's amusing.
The problem I have with Patrick's article is that it addresses something I don't personally feel upset over. I have no problem with an ending that doesn'tFrom the ME3 spoiler thread:
EatChildren said:How does this keep happening? I seriously do not understand it. And then people say "gaming journalism lol" and I think "well, I'm kind of a gaming journalist and I hated the ending. And so did my colleague, who is an even bigger fan than me" (he was going to review the DLC, and couldn't, because of how bad the ending burned him).
I mean if people want to like the ending I might think they're insane but, you know, whatever, like it if you must. But to not only like the ending, but actively belittle, discredit and insult people who don't? While completely failing, so much so that it must be deliberate, to acknowledge or respond to the legitimate criticism people put forward?
What the fuck is wrong with people? How are these people paid for this bullshit?
However, I take issue with the immense flaws of logic and inability to even fact check your own writing in the steps taken to reach the conclusion they wanted to present. It boggles the mind to think that the script must have passed through the hands of multiple people, and nobody ever once brought up some of this stuff. I mean, it's completely obvious, and that's what bugs me.
Wha?! How is that even possible?! The series they have worked on for so many years with various writers came down to one guy with no editor? What the heck?That's the thing, out of the writers, apparently, only Mac Walters saw it. That's why Patrick Weekes was understandably upset in his post over at the Penny Arcade forums.
Isn't there some speculation that Bioware deliberately did an abrupt ending in order to market the "true" ending as DLC later on? If there's anything to that then this is a whole different issue than one of entitlement. I haven't finished ME3 yet so I honestly don't know, but I have heard this mentioned as a possibility.
Patrick lacks some important critical thinking skills. I shouldn't say "lacks", more like he seems to choose to disregard them in order to protect his singleminded, predetermined conclusions. I think it's a maturity thing. He also much too eager to rub elbows with the industry types. There are types of professionalism, soft skills or whatever you want to call them, that he needs to develop.
Wha?! How is that even possible?! The series they have worked on for so many years with various writers came down to one guy with no editor? What the heck?
Wha?! How is that even possible?! The series they have worked on for so many years with various writers came down to one guy with no editor? What the heck?
Edit: well, he had Casey Hudson too, the executive producer.
There are a lot of rumors about things that may or may not have happened internally at BioWare between the release of ME2 and the build up to launching The Old Republic. A lot of stories about resources being pulled away to work on TOR to the detriment of ME3. I still think it's very telling that Christina Norman left BioWare for Riot long before ME3 was done.
This would be the same Casey Hudson who talked about how good William C. Dietz's Mass Effect book was. Yeah, that book. The cereal one.
Continuing my thoughts-The problem I have with Patrick's article...
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Continuing my thoughts-
I would love to take part in the discussion that Jensen talks about where, even if I don't agree with the ending being exactly to my tastes, if I can appreciate what the writer wanted to do. However, I don't feel it's possible for me to really do, seeing as the foundations upon which the ending was based to get there were turned into something resembling an Escher. It makes no logical sense, and I don't see much point in talking about what they were doing with any ending when they couldn't follow their own internal logic in reaching that conclusion.
I don't know that I would really view this as a positive, personally. I think it's great that people are invested in the ME world, but lots of people, myself included, are very invested in a game like Psychonauts. It didn't build that up over the course of 5 years, but over the course of a week of me playing with it. Just because people get attached to something and complain about it on the internet (be it petitions or ridiculous amounts of money raised) doesn't mean I would be willing to call that successful to any real degree. I understand what he really meant, but yeah.
Patrick, your point about Bioware probably being responsible for giving the player too much of a sense of entitlement is probably right for a lot of people, but I had already accepted that it was going to come down to doing what they wanted at the very, very end. They were going to have to define what the conclusions were going to be when it came time to roll the credits, and I had accepted that. The only thing is that they punished me for not getting to those endings the way they wanted me to.
SPOILERS FOR THE LOVE OF PETE DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED ME3
When it came time for the Shepard/IllusiveMan/Anderson showdown, I was unable to choose the ultimate paragon response. What happens next? I watch as the IM shoots Anderson and then Shepard, because I didn't press the renegade interrupt button. Not once on that play of the character had I ever (intentionally) done anything renegade. I go to the effort of holding the controller left-handed only when cutscenes are going on, just in case I were to accidentally hit the right trigger. I was forced to sit through the entire conversation again because Bioware decided that how I had played up to that point was no longer an acceptable way to do things. That's where I draw the line between giving up my rights to having ownership over an ending and having ownership of the character I was playing as to reach that ending.
I don't know that I ever will be able to "get what they were going for," since the writing clearly displays that they didn't know what they were going for. If it wasn't so paradoxical in nature, I could maybe come around to some of it, but, as it stands, it's a complete and utter mess.
I don't want to dismiss this discussion out of hand, but why can't the ending just be objectively *bad*?
Beyond just the interactivity, agency, and gameplay parts of it. The actual events of the ending and what it leads to - in the context of a science fiction story - are just bad. This isn't some genius misunderstood work like 2001: A Space Odyssey, which I've heard Jeremy Parish compare ME3 to over and over again. It's just... a bad ending.
Speaking to the previous discussion. I nominate Charlie dreaming about wrestling Chie in luchador masks in the P4 endurance run as the best Vinny laugh. Also followed by 'I looove them balls'
at 6:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXW082c_e1w
Listen to that 1up podcast where they spoiler-talk ME3.._. what
Jeff is fucking terrible at Burnout Revenge, i haven't laughed this hard at a TNT since fortune street.
edit: Jeff is a really great host, i forget that sometimes (because Ryan hosts everything)
Jeff is fucking terrible at Burnout Revenge, i haven't laughed this hard at a TNT since fortune street.
edit: Jeff is a really great host, i forget that sometimes (because Ryan hosts everything)
I'm not going to argue that it was good either, but I would have been more able to accept and pick apart what it did on a level above "this is just flat out wrong" had the pieces used to assemble it not been completely misused or misplaced.I don't want to dismiss this discussion out of hand, but why can't the ending just be objectively *bad*?
Beyond just the interactivity, agency, and gameplay parts of it. The actual events of the ending and what it leads to - in the context of a science fiction story - are just bad. This isn't some genius misunderstood work like 2001: A Space Odyssey, which I've heard Jeremy Parish compare ME3 to over and over again. It's just... a bad ending.
I have only seen the ending I picked, so I can't entirely speak to how the other endings play out. I can, however, say that the one I got was ridiculous. I really enjoyed a moment or two in the last thirty minutes, but the parts I enjoyed weren't really related to story. It was either atmosphere or the brief moment it takes a breather from racing the player to the conclusion.