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Guy Fieri Is A Huge Douchebag
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GhostSeed said:
wow :lol
Rabbit Lord
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I really want to see Sandra Lee's tits.
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Mr. Bunnies said:
She does very well with what she has, wardrobe wise - dressed to flatter the boobies just enough. Thumbs up to that.
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gigantic head, t rex armsZyzyxxz said:screw Sandra Lee, there is only one woman on Food Network.
Her name is Giada.
As for the Guy Fieri guy I dont like him either, the way he talks is annoying as hell.
I don't mind him really, he can annoy me sometimes but he acts like a nice guy. Bet you off air he's a huge, industrial-sized douche bag though.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
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Man before I could even process what this picture was I was hearing Ring Wraiths shrieking in my head.kozmo7 said:
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kozmo7 said:
I don't at all mind a charming Southern twang (I'm from Alabama, born and raised), but hers seems just so irritatingly intentionally exaggerated. I can't stomach it. I might as well be listening to Nic Cage in Con-Air. Also, I've been known to indulge on more than my fair share of deep-fried fattening Southern cuisine, but yowza - she makes some really gross looking stuff; she goes too far.
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keanerie said:
Dad?
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"HAY YALL!"kozmo7 said:I don't mind him really, he can annoy me sometimes but he acts like a nice guy. Bet you off air he's a huge, industrial-sized douche bag though.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
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He looks so fucking weird....Kestastrophe said:
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onadesertedisland
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dude looks like a burnt guile
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"johnny garlic's" ?
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I dislike paula deen as well. nobody - no matter how southern they are - should say "y'all" as much as she does. every sentence contains "y'all"
and don't get me started on her annoying ass sons.
bad things about the food network:
Paula "HAY Y'ALL" Deen
Emeril "Everybody applauds when I put garlic in a recipe for some fuck reason" Lagasse
Mario "I cough in my bare hand in 2/3rds of the episodes of my show and then go right back to cooking without washing my hands because I am a piece of shit" Batalli
Guy "IM SO CRRAAAAAAAZY AND HIP" Fieri
Giada "I have a giant balloon head and a Julia Roberts-esque smile that takes up 3/4ths of my face" De Laurentis
good things about the food network:
Alton "I am the fucking coolest guy on television and always will be" Brown
and don't get me started on her annoying ass sons.
bad things about the food network:
Paula "HAY Y'ALL" Deen
Emeril "Everybody applauds when I put garlic in a recipe for some fuck reason" Lagasse
Mario "I cough in my bare hand in 2/3rds of the episodes of my show and then go right back to cooking without washing my hands because I am a piece of shit" Batalli
Guy "IM SO CRRAAAAAAAZY AND HIP" Fieri
Giada "I have a giant balloon head and a Julia Roberts-esque smile that takes up 3/4ths of my face" De Laurentis
good things about the food network:
Alton "I am the fucking coolest guy on television and always will be" Brown
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Nothing about him bothers me as much as his armbands. Who the fuck wears armbands? You should not be allowed to wear armbands unless you are 12 years old or you are engaged in some kind of physical activity.
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Kestastrophe said:
he looks like the kind of guy that would be engaged in physical activity with 12 year olds.
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The guy from Dinner Impossible is an even bigger douchebag.
JodyAnthony said:
Best thing about food network:
occasional appearances by Jamie "I love to use a pestle and mortar and pronounce the 'h' in herbs" Oliver.
I'll disagree with you on Giada and Mario - I honestly enjoy Giada's show and cooking, which are complimented of course by how attractive she is (in my estimate). Mario can be pretty obnoxious with his constant "now let's add some PARMIGIANNNNO", but at least he seems to know his stuff.
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keanerie said:
my problem with mario is every episode ive seen of malto mario had him at one point cough directly into his bare hand and then continue handling the foodstuffs without washing his hand.
does he know nothing about the Four C's?!
Contain
Clean
Cook
Chill
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I hate when Guy Fieri's in the kitchen of some classic greasy spoon. Some second generation owner will give away the family recipe of their crowd-drawing dish. Then when he makes the signature dish himself, Fieri always has to add extra ingredients in front of the disappointed owner. "Could use more bacon." Then he'll taste it and say, "Whoa, too much bacon."
Anyway, he's a douche for the TGIFriday sell-out.
Anyway, he's a douche for the TGIFriday sell-out.
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I wish Guy Fieri, Rachel Ray, Sandra Lee, Emeril Lagasse, Giada De Laurentis, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Robin Miller, and that "Healthy Apetite" lady would all die in a fire. Especially Ray, Lee, Lagasse, De Laurentis, Batali, and Flay. They all have obnoxious and/or arrogant personalities.
I like Paula Deen, Tyler Florence, Jamie Oliver, Michael Chiarelo, Duff Goldman, George Duran, and Dave Lieberman. And I LOVE Alton Brown!! He's a fucking rockstar to me.
I like Paula Deen, Tyler Florence, Jamie Oliver, Michael Chiarelo, Duff Goldman, George Duran, and Dave Lieberman. And I LOVE Alton Brown!! He's a fucking rockstar to me.
No, that's another resturant he owns (it's decent but kinda pricey). He's referring to Tex Wasabi. I've never eaten there because the prices (even lunch stuff) just seem too high for what you get, especially when I can walk to a few different thai, japanese, mexican or indian places instead.beelzebozo said:
With regards to Johnny Garlic's, I'd say Stinking Rose LA >> Johnny Garlic >>> Stinking Rose SF (very disappointed in this one, very weak).
Screw you guys. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is like, the greatest food porn ever 
The only person I really hate on Food Network is Paula Deen. Obese, ridiculously annoying in her fakeness and a shit cook to boot. HAY YALL TODAY ON PAULA YALL.
She is the Hulk Hogan of Food Network, BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER.
The only person I really hate on Food Network is Paula Deen. Obese, ridiculously annoying in her fakeness and a shit cook to boot. HAY YALL TODAY ON PAULA YALL.
She is the Hulk Hogan of Food Network, BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER BROTHER.
In Asia we don't have any of those guys on the food channel (yet..)
We get Anthony fucking Bordauin(?), Bobby Chin(?) and some fat dude that travels around the world eating disgusting food.
Oh - and Joan Cusack. JOAN CUSACK.
Who thought it would be a good idea to give her a show about food? Her schtick makes me want to punch somebody in the throat.
We get Anthony fucking Bordauin(?), Bobby Chin(?) and some fat dude that travels around the world eating disgusting food.
Oh - and Joan Cusack. JOAN CUSACK.
Who thought it would be a good idea to give her a show about food? Her schtick makes me want to punch somebody in the throat.
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Your just mad that you cant fucking cook.JodyAnthony said:
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XxenobladerxX said:
but I can cook. and i do it all the time.
top 5 tv/celebrity cooks/chefs
#1 - ALTON BROWN.
#2 - Martin Yan
#3 - Christopher Kimball
#4 - Rick Bayless
#5 - Ming Tsai
of course thats only living cooks. if we include non-living, #2 would be Julia Child. Now THERE is someone that everyone can enjoy.
honorable mentions include Tina Nordstrom, Jacques Torres, Jacques Pépin, Bobby Flay, John Besh (who should have won The Next Iron Chef, damnit! although Michael Symon is pretty good too), Masaharu Morimoto, and many others
edit: i also liked the couple episodes of that show Party Line with The Hearty Boys that I saw.
You forgot
The Frugal Gourmet.
It's great food porn, no doubt. Nearly everything on that show makes my mouth water. But Guy Fieri ruins everything good about the show - it's like a great porn that is spoiled by having too many shots of the dude's ass instead of everything else - I'm sure we all know what I mean.
The Frugal Gourmet.
alkaline black said:Screw you guys. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is like, the greatest food porn ever
It's great food porn, no doubt. Nearly everything on that show makes my mouth water. But Guy Fieri ruins everything good about the show - it's like a great porn that is spoiled by having too many shots of the dude's ass instead of everything else - I'm sure we all know what I mean.
I agree with JodyAnthony. Most of the hosts on Food Network make pretty pedestrian food that you don't need to sit through a half-hour of annoying anecdotes and catchphrases to learn how to make.
Alton Brown makes pedestrian food interesting by explaining the science of it and by using his own brand of goofy (but not overbearing) humor to get his points across. His is one of the few cooking shows I've ever seen that I've actually learned something from. Good Eats alone justifies the entire existence of Food Network. Without that show, I would never watch that channel.
Oh yeah, and this guy rocks too, but not because he's entertaining or informative. Mostly just because he hosted a great family gameshow that I loved 20 years ago...
Alton Brown makes pedestrian food interesting by explaining the science of it and by using his own brand of goofy (but not overbearing) humor to get his points across. His is one of the few cooking shows I've ever seen that I've actually learned something from. Good Eats alone justifies the entire existence of Food Network. Without that show, I would never watch that channel.
Oh yeah, and this guy rocks too, but not because he's entertaining or informative. Mostly just because he hosted a great family gameshow that I loved 20 years ago...
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Lots of douchebags today
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JodyAnthony said:
I love Ming Tsai! I was pissed when East meets West got cancelled. Also, Bobby Flay has a lot of good recipes, I really liked his Hot of the Grill show much better though. Also, lots of hate here for Emeril... I'll agree that his live show is annoying but I like Essence of Emeril. Rachael Ray can die, Giada can stay because her food is good, Barefoot Contessa can die.
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Parallax said:
i will never not brine a turkey (or even a chicken for that matter) again.
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hokahey said:
i need to find a clip of this
can't help but love mark summers
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She double dips when she's testing the food she cooks. Ewww...kozmo7 said:I don't mind him really, he can annoy me sometimes but he acts like a nice guy. Bet you off air he's a huge, industrial-sized douche bag though.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
My GF get's jelous every time I mention
because we have the same birthday and everytime I see her on TV or on a box of Ritz I say "hey it's my twin!". I can see the look on her face (though she tries to hide it) and feel the tempurature rise in her hand every time.
JodyAnthony said:
Found a reference to it.
http://gameshow.ipbhost.com/index.php?showtopic=2032
Nothing too interesting but it gives a bit more detail.
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