suffah said::lol
Every damn time they air the episode with the local BBQ joint the line is INSANE, pisses me off to no end. I'm talking a 5 minute wait to 1 hour+, it's incredible.
More reason to hate
suffah said::lol
Every damn time they air the episode with the local BBQ joint the line is INSANE, pisses me off to no end. I'm talking a 5 minute wait to 1 hour+, it's incredible.
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Is it me or does he look like a really burnt-out Corey Feldman?keanerie said:More reason to hate
Mr. Bunnies said:I really want to see Sandra Lee's tits.
gigantic head, t rex armsZyzyxxz said:screw Sandra Lee, there is only one woman on Food Network.
Her name is Giada.
As for the Guy Fieri guy I dont like him either, the way he talks is annoying as hell.
Man before I could even process what this picture was I was hearing Ring Wraiths shrieking in my head.kozmo7 said:
hooded pitohui said:Man before I could even process what this picture was I was hearing Ring Wraiths shrieking in my head.
kozmo7 said:If you've ever heard her before you'd know that high pitched shrieking is a lot more tolerable than the voice of Paula Dean.
"HAY YALL!"kozmo7 said:I don't mind him really, he can annoy me sometimes but he acts like a nice guy. Bet you off air he's a huge, industrial-sized douche bag though.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
He looks so fucking weird....Kestastrophe said:
Dad?
Kestastrophe said:
Dad?
kozmo7 said:
Kestastrophe said:Nothing about him bothers me as much as his armbands. Who the fuck wears armbands? You should not be allowed to wear armbands unless you are 12 years old or you are engaged in some kind of physical activity.
Dyno said:Helpless children have met their doom behind those teeth. They died shrieking for their mothers but it did them no good.
JodyAnthony said:I dislike paula deen as well. nobody - no matter how southern they are - should say "y'all" as much as she does. every sentence contains "y'all"
and don't get me started on her annoying ass sons.
bad things about the food network:
Paula "HAY Y'ALL" Deen
Emeril "Everybody applauds when I put garlic in a recipe for some fuck reason" Lagasse
Mario "I cough in my bare hand in 2/3rds of the episodes of my show and then go right back to cooking without washing my hands because I am a piece of shit" Batalli
Guy "IM SO CRRAAAAAAAZY AND HIP" Fieri
Giada "I have a giant balloon head and a Julia Roberts-esque smile that takes up 3/4ths of my face" De Laurentis
good things about the food network:
Alton "I am the fucking coolest guy on television and always will be" Brown
keanerie said:Best thing about food network:
occasional appearances by Jamie "I love to use a pestle and mortar and pronounce the 'h' in herbs" Oliver.
I'll disagree with you on Giada and Mario - I honestly enjoy Giada's show and cooking, which are complimented of course by how attractive she is (in my estimate). Mario can be pretty obnoxious with his constant "now let's add some PARMIGIANNNNO", but at least he seems to know his stuff.
:lolonadesertedisland said:dude looks like a burnt guile
JodyAnthony said:he is the only person on the food network that i wish i could punch in the face.
what do you expect from a drunkTwinsDad said:Sandra Lee get my vote for that.
Seriously, WTF. Spend 5 minutes cooking food and 25 minutes doing table scapes. Christ.
No, that's another resturant he owns (it's decent but kinda pricey). He's referring to Tex Wasabi. I've never eaten there because the prices (even lunch stuff) just seem too high for what you get, especially when I can walk to a few different thai, japanese, mexican or indian places instead.beelzebozo said:"johnny garlic's" ?
Your just mad that you cant fucking cook.JodyAnthony said:I dislike paula deen as well. nobody - no matter how southern they are - should say "y'all" as much as she does. every sentence contains "y'all"
and don't get me started on her annoying ass sons.
bad things about the food network:
Paula "HAY Y'ALL" Deen
Emeril "Everybody applauds when I put garlic in a recipe for some fuck reason" Lagasse
Mario "I cough in my bare hand in 2/3rds of the episodes of my show and then go right back to cooking without washing my hands because I am a piece of shit" Batalli
Guy "IM SO CRRAAAAAAAZY AND HIP" Fieri
Giada "I have a giant balloon head and a Julia Roberts-esque smile that takes up 3/4ths of my face" De Laurentis
good things about the food network:
Alton "I am the fucking coolest guy on television and always will be" Brown
XxenobladerxX said:Your just mad that you cant fucking cook.
alkaline black said:Screw you guys. Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives is like, the greatest food porn ever
JodyAnthony said:good things about the food network:
Alton "I am the fucking coolest guy on television and always will be" Brown
EricDiesel said:I like Paula Deen, Tyler Florence, Jamie Oliver, Michael Chiarelo, Duff Goldman, George Duran, and Dave Lieberman. And I LOVE Alton Brown!! He's a fucking rockstar to me.
JodyAnthony said:but I can cook. and i do it all the time.
top 5 tv/celebrity cooks/chefs
#1 - ALTON BROWN.
#2 - Martin Yan
#3 - Christopher Kimball
#4 - Rick Bayless
#5 - Ming Tsai
of course thats only living cooks. if we include non-living, #2 would be Julia Child. Now THERE is someone that everyone can enjoy.
honorable mentions include Tina Nordstrom, Jacques Torres, Jacques Pépin, Bobby Flay, John Besh (who should have won The Next Iron Chef, damnit! although Michael Symon is pretty good too), Masaharu Morimoto, and many others
edit: i also liked the couple episodes of that show Party Line with The Hearty Boys that I saw.
Parallax said:alton brown is indeed the best damn thing about the food network. i still need to brine a turkey one thanksgiving...
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hokahey said:I heard Mark Summers call in to Hannity once and rip him an ass. He would only say he was a TV host, but when Hannity pressed he finally said who he was. Hannity had never heard of him. It was good stuff. Made me love him.
She double dips when she's testing the food she cooks. Ewww...kozmo7 said:I don't mind him really, he can annoy me sometimes but he acts like a nice guy. Bet you off air he's a huge, industrial-sized douche bag though.
Now the Food Network host that really ticks me off is Paula Dean. I absolutely can't stand this bitch for some reason.
JodyAnthony said:i need to find a clip of this
can't help but love mark summers