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Kate Thornton
I suppose she's only a celebrity over here in Britain. Can't think she's done anything significant lately to garner worlwide celebrity status. Anyway, about 8 or 9 years ago I was working in my local video shop. And one day, in walks Kate Thornton. I knew exactly who she was, but I didn't act like I did. So, she wants to join up. I tell her what she needs, and she gives me her proof of address, something with signature etc. All is cool, and just as I'm about to put her details into our system it suddenly breaks down. It's happened before, and I know that it will take about 10 or 15 minutes to reset. So I'm hoping she's going to be cool about things. So during the system reset, I try and make small talk with her, and she was surprisingly cool. Can't remember exactly what we talked about, but it wasn't any celebrity talk. But I do remember asking her if she'd like a drink from our fridge, to which she declined. I even said it was "on me", but she just smiled, slanted her head (exactly like in the above pic) and said "no, it's fine".
Aaaaaaanyway this is the good bit... The next evening I was in KFC, and she came in. The conversation went something like this (we're the only 2 customers in the shop)...
Kate: "I remember you."
Me: "Er..." (I knew exactly who she was, I was playing it cool)
Kate: "Yeah, you served me in the video shop the other day!?"
Me: "Oh yeah, how are you?"
Kate: "Hrrmm, I'm alright thanks. You?"
Me: "I'm not too bad thanks."
Kate: (nods head and smiles)
...bit of a pause...
Kate: "So what you up to tonight, anything?
Me: "Nah, just getting some food and... going home. You?"
Kate: "Yeah, no I've got nothing on. I'm er... on my own tonight."
Me: "Oh, I see." (I pick up my food) "Well, it was nice seeing you again miss."
Kate: "Yeah you too, take care."
Me: "You too. Bye."
I left the shop thinking "wait a minute, did I miss out on a chance with Kate Thornton? Nah, she was just being friendly, right?" When I told the story to my friends, they all responded with the same phrase - "You... IDIOT!"
Unfortunately I never saw her again. Well, atleast, she never came in when I was working. Others who came into that video shop...
Daniel Beddingfield - (Made a real effort to state how much he loved the film Oldboy)
Matthew Horne - (Came in quite a bit to rent movies, and was just a really pleasant person)
Richard Blackwood - (Cool guy, but much shorter than he looks on tv. Came in with a little boy, his son I presume. Wanted to rent games)
Su-Elise Nash - (Real nice girl. I let her in the shop late one night when we were closed and counting the till. She really wanted a movie to watch... )