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[Davedough]

Not if you're a BAWS.

Black Androgynous Weiner Shower?

 

[otake]

Of course.

It's like Gay Guy free candy!

 

[Munch]

For some reason I thought you were a lesbian.

I mentioned having a boyfriend in the last thread :lol I watch lesbian porn, however. Or are you confusing me with Zomo? She is a lesbian as is someone else in the (old) thread but I forgot her name..

 

[JumpJeff84]

I mentioned having a boyfriend in the last thread :lol I watch lesbian porn, however. Or are you confusing me with Zomo? She is a lesbian as is someone else in the (old) thread but I forgot her name..

Who doesn't? Nothing better than a good 'Straight girl seduced by lesbian' scene.

 

[Ferrio]

I mentioned having a boyfriend in the last thread :lol I watch lesbian porn, however. Or are you confusing me with Zomo? She is a lesbian as is someone else in the (old) thread but I forgot her name..

psst, your user name.

 

[Nostalgic Nightmare]

It's always awkward when someones using the Cinco Urinal Shower in the bathroom.
I hate it when that happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_z...C53F95673&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=2

Also those troth style urinals where everyone gathers around and pisses in the middle, like say at a baseball stadium are just wrong.

 

[andycapps]

This thread is just awkward and makes me want to never use a urinal again.

 

[Kinitari]

I mentioned having a boyfriend in the last thread :lol I watch lesbian porn, however. Or are you confusing me with Zomo? She is a lesbian as is someone else in the (old) thread but I forgot her name..

While that girl thread did turn into something of a blur, it's none of those reasons I don't think

psst, your user name.

That's it! I hear munch, I think lesbian.

Edit: to maintain the integrity of this thread, I think I am going to bail out before it turns into something about cunnilingus.

 

[Get'sMad]

This thread is just awkward and makes me want to never use a urinal again.

Got something to hide?

 

[Axion22]

I get stage fright from the people waiting to use the urinal. I pee on my own schedule, damn it.

 

[andycapps]

Got something to hide?

I'm cut, no need to hide my elephant trunk. But no reason for people to gawk at it either.

 

[FairyD]

Nah I never peek while at the urinal, but I do stare at the cocks at the YMCA. I mean sometimes you just see these massive cocks walking around like they're a third leg. Goddamn.

 

[Tashi]

I avoid urinals if I can. Stalls baby!

 

[T.M. MacReady]

It's always awkward when someones using the Cinco Urinal Shower in the bathroom.
I hate it when that happens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B_z...C53F95673&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=2

Also those troth style urinals where everyone gathers around and pisses in the middle, like say at a baseball stadium are just wrong.

Shut the stupor water off!

 

[xelios]

Nope. Probably just 'cuz I've never been next to anyone I thought was worth checking out.

 

[Megadragon15]

Nope. I don't see the point.

 

[Vamphuntr]

We had the '' Do you shower at the gym'' thread and the now the'' Do you check the other guys dick while peeing at the urinal''. The good old very shy vs very open debate. This or GAF is becoming more and more bicurious.

 

[joseph1594]

Not at all, my eyes always make sure my aim is good.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Peaking? What were you on?

 

[Perspicacity]

I can only go if someone else is staring at it.

 

[madara]

Well the only thread left now is having you ever done striptease webcam dance video? :lol

 

[JumpJeff84]

I can only go if someone else is staring at it.

You don't have to ask twice. PM me.

 

[Wiseblade]

No! although I have had someone try to look at my junk. Man that was creepy.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Well the only thread left now is having you ever done striptease webcam dance video? :lol

You don't have to ask twice. PM me.

 

[selig]

Urinals should be banned in all public restrooms. I hate peeing next to people.

dito. It´s somewhat barbaric to put out your penis in front of others, when we´re always trying to keep our intimate body parts from being seen otherwise.

 

[Fenderputty]

I avoid urinals if I can. Stalls baby!

These people make me chuckle a little.

What the fuck do you all do at sports games with the lovely trough style pissing contraptions.

 

[Jamesfrom818]

I purposely step as far back as I can. Once the stream comes out, I scream "From downtown!" like I was Marv Albert.

These people make me chuckle a little.

What the fuck do you all do at sports games with the lovely trough style pissing contraptions.

Shit in the trough.

 

[Fenderputty]

Shit in the trough.

Ironically enough, it's because of the pee shy people that piss all over the stalls that forces you to shit in the trough.

 

[Android18a]

Ever sat the wrong side of a glory hole? :lol

 

[Ferrio]

Ever sat the wrong side of a glory hole? :lol

Didn't even know there was a right side.

 

[Davedough]

These people make me chuckle a little.

What the fuck do you all do at sports games with the lovely trough style pissing contraptions.

Go when its not a popular time to hit the restroom. Avoid trying to piss during breaks in quarters/periods.

 

[Mr. B Natural]

I once did more than sneak a peek. He was very receptive, and we had a pretty good time. The only bad part was that he didn't shake all the piss drops off before putting it in my mouth, so I had to swallow a bit or urine. Gross.

I'll pray for your soul

 

[charsace]

I have a big cock so I dare people to look. I piss in a way that allows people to see Tommy. One guy even said, "lucky mother fucker," when he saw Tommy and a few even asked to put it in their mouth. /grouphug

 

[_Isaac]

Never ever ever ever.


BTW lesbian porn is the most boring type of porn there is.

 

[Clydefrog]

Urinals without dividers between them really piss me off.

 

[Vamphuntr]

I have a big cock so I dare people to look. I piss in a way that allows people to see Tommy. One guy even said, "lucky mother fucker," when he saw Tommy and a few even asked to put it in their mouth. /grouphug

You do know that bringing a furret at the urinal is gross right?

 

[KibblesBits]

Urinals remind me that a large amount of people don't wash their hands.

You dirty people need to wash your hands.

 

[_Isaac]

Urinals remind me that a large amount of people don't wash their hands.

You dirty people need to wash your hands.

Same here. It still blows my mind.

 

[Nostalgic Nightmare]

Just got back from an awkward urinal moment.

I was walking down the hall making my way to the bathroom, when at the other end I see the "creep" making his way towards the same bathroom. He's closer than me so I start to slow my roll. The reason this guy is the creep is he wears his pants pulled up to his tits, and he walks like Frankenstein. The worse part is he grunts real loud and has gotten quite the reputation. So I get in there, and hes at the urinal, I pull up, pull out and I can hear his stream dwindle down prematurely to a few drops. He begins to grunt disapproving of my presence and I can feel the hatred seething from his loins. He then zipped up, washed his hands and left me sitting in a haze of his fromunda cheese, wafting from the now empty urinal. We truly are a race of animals.

 

[emomoonbase]

I don't use a urinal, I just drop my pants in the middle of the bathroom and spin around in circles really fast while I pee.

 

[KibblesBits]

I don't use a urinal, I just drop my pants in the middle of the bathroom and spin around in circles really fast while I pee.

Brilliant

 

[RustyNails]

Urinal GAF, whats your take on buddies going to the urinal together?

 

[Fenderputty]

Go when its not a popular time to hit the restroom. Avoid trying to piss during breaks in quarters/periods.

I'll do that to avoid long lines, not to avoid having someone check my penis out.

 

[Davedough]

I'll do that to avoid long lines, not to avoid having someone check my penis out.

Normally I could care less, but the stage fright says something different. My prostate tightens up like a new fish in prison.

 

[pakkit]

I've never peaked at a urinal, but whatever you're into.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Man I would have enough to worry about on my end. If there is someone else there I would probably have a hard time just trying to get it going.

 

[theusedversion]

Doing a Johnny Knoxville and dropping your pants to your ankles to pee in a urinal is always good for a laugh.

 

[Sword Familiar]

I hate urinals. No paper.

 

[hulkamania-owns-you]

I don't peek but freak the fuck out at others looking anywhere other than down all the time when seated at a urinal! Why in the fuck do you look around at this point? If I am tag teamed from each side I could possibly piss on my own hands and will get wet trying to cover up into the urinal. Fucking nasty.

So I always go to a stall and just tell myself it is ok because I am giving a shit another flush for the next guy. And I always take a wad of paper and wipe the toily down after I wipe my penis tip when done.

I just can't handle it.

 

[Raiden]

Man no, besides i can only piss next to other people when im drunk, or really really have to go.