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[WrikaWrek]

Fuck no.

I either look ahead, if it's feeling really good, or just look down to my dick and see it piss.

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

How about a trough? I can't do that shit, 20 men standing elbow to elbow playing swords? No thanks. :lol

 

[Dorrin]

what the fuck is up with old men in gym locker rooms? they are always bare-ass naked, just walking around.

They have entered the last old man phase. As men we have three old man phases.

Phase 1: Stupid/Crazy Hat Phase, can start anywhere in the 50s.

Phase 2: Stupid/Crazy Glases Phase - bigger the better, starts in the 60s.

Phase 3: Walk naked in a gym locker room phase - the don't give a fuck phase, starts in the 70s.

Optional Phase 4: Pinch every hot girls ass phase even if young enough to be your great-grandaughter - starts at the very end of life, hospital, nursing home. You might still have your mind but can use senility as an excuse to get away with it.

 

[jooey]

no but I snock a peek while peaing once

 

[Cipherr]

No, Ive got my own dick, I know plenty well what they look like, and have no desire to see any other than my own.

Urinals dont bother me either, Id much rather use them than a stall. Its faster and I dont have to touch anything with the sensors that flush when you walk away. If they would just add doors at work that auto slid open when you approached them, I would be able to go into the restroom, pee, wash my hands under the sink water turned on by the proximity sensor, dry my hands under the hot air with the proxy sensor and walk out without laying my hands on ANYTHING in that germ factory.


Make it happen future earth. Make it happen.

 

[Huevos de Oro]

No. I like starting conversations at urinals, though.

 

[Calantus]

i don't like dicks, so no.

 

[MNC]

Whoah, slow down. When did I say I was gay or bi? Don't project on me.

you really are the forum jerk :lol

 

[Cosmic Dreams]

Once?

 

[Green Mamba]

How about a trough? I can't do that shit, 20 men standing elbow to elbow playing swords? No thanks. :lol

I hate those damn things. There's no sense of privacy there at all.

 

[GK86]

I pee in the bathroom sink. So no.

 

[blame space]

I like that whoomp added "or bi".

 

[Count Dookkake]

no but I snock a peek while peaing once

:lol

 

[red shoe paul]

When I pee I always go into the toilet area or handicap stall since it's more secure and WAY less awkward.

 

[Mr Sandman]

The only time I ever did was in fourth grade. Saw the first uncircumcised dick ever. Needless to say I was shocked. I couldn't get over it for a few months. It was all I could think about.

 

[J-Rod]

What is the deal with people who don't like urinals? I love urinals and wish I had one in my house. Especially motion control flush. You just whip it out, piss, and you're done.

 

[Stat Flow]

What is the deal with people who don't like urinals? I love urinals and wish I had one in my house. Especially motion control flush. You just whip it out, piss, and you're done.

I don't like getting the entire tip of my penis wet.

 

[Jafku]

The only time I ever did was in fourth grade. Saw the first uncircumcised dick ever. Needless to say I was shocked. I couldn't get over it for a few months. It was all I could think about.

:lol :lol It plagued your mind?

 

[Mr Sandman]

:lol :lol It plagued your mind?

Yeah then we had that sex ed thing the next year and I also saw my cousin's, so I kinda figured it out.

 

[Jewbacca]

Generally I look over and ask them
"Is it true that if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it"
At the same time im whipping my dick around like firehose with some vicious pelvic movements.

Scares them every time.

 

[industrian]

I pee in the bathroom sink. So no.

I once took a shit in a bathroom sink. I was drunk and wondered why it wasn't flushing.

 

[pirata]

Peaking? What were you on?

For some reason, I read this as a messed-up version of Seaking.

 

[MIMIC]

Can't really peek while I'm trying to shoot my piss into the urinal from the other side of the bathroom.

 

[Mr Sandman]

I pee in the bathroom sink. So no.

I did this in first grade and got in big trouble. Some kid fucking ratted on me. I ended up switching schools after the whole deal.

I once took a shit in a bathroom sink. I was drunk and wondered why it wasn't flushing.

I took a shit in the urinal at my mom's work when I was about 5. Somehow she found out. My grandpa ended cleaning it. :\

 

[Lkr]

I did this in first grade and got in big trouble. Some kid fucking ratted on me. I ended up switching schools after the whole deal.



I took a shit in the urinal at my mom's work when I was about 5. Somehow she found out. My grandpa ended cleaning it. :\

both of these posts were great:lol

 

[3phemeral]

Never peeked, but I had one guy turn away from his urinal after I left to wash my hands and in my peripheral vision, I could see he was facing me and masturbating. Creepy as hell, too. I pretended not to notice.

 

[Doytch]

I don't like getting the entire tip of my penis wet.

Uhhh...

 

[ClosingADoor]

Never peeked, but I had one guy turn away from his urinal after I left to wash my hands and in my peripheral vision, I could see he was facing me and masturbating. Creepy as hell, too. I pretended not to notice.

At least he didn't reach for yours. Fuck that was creepy. Dude ran off after I dodged his attempt.

 

[To Far Away Times]

Never took a peak, but one time some one at my school swirled a shit on the ground near the bathroom door. I guess he had to rotate and spin around and whatnot, but it was a perfect swirl, like an ice cream cone.

 

[GiJoccin]

Once in a while my vision will wander, I don't see the problem with it. It's not like I haven't seen a penis before.

 

[Byakuya769]

Yes, but only because I was amazed at how she could do it standing up.

 

[Agent Ghost]

No, Ive got my own dick, I know plenty well what they look like, and have no desire to see any other than my own.

Urinals dont bother me either, Id much rather use them than a stall. Its faster and I dont have to touch anything with the sensors that flush when you walk away. If they would just add doors at work that auto slid open when you approached them, I would be able to go into the restroom, pee, wash my hands under the sink water turned on by the proximity sensor, dry my hands under the hot air with the proxy sensor and walk out without laying my hands on ANYTHING in that germ factory.


Make it happen future earth. Make it happen.

Germaphobes are funny. Your iphone probably has more bacteria per square inch than the toilet seats in those bathrooms. You also rely on bacteria to live. You wouldn't be able to digest food without the bacteria in out intestines.

 

[out0v0rder]

What is the deal with people who don't like urinals? I love urinals and wish I had one in my house. Especially motion control flush. You just whip it out, piss, and you're done.

At my work the urinals dont even require water. We are saving the environment.

 

[SpacLock]

I have. It was in a trough, so it was hard not to look. Seen like 8 cocks that day and mine was easily the largest.

 

[Amakusa]

I look up

 

[Kyoufu]

I don't think I meet the necessary requirements to use a urinal. Even so, having people watch you while you have your shit out peeing just seems really embarrassing and uncomfortable.

 

[Houston3000]

I stair straight ahead or up in the air