JSnake said:I let the folks know I pissed blood. Can't tell 'em I jacked. They're both conservative christians. Set up an appointment with the doctor.
Even conservative christians pet the snake.
JSnake said:I let the folks know I pissed blood. Can't tell 'em I jacked. They're both conservative christians. Set up an appointment with the doctor.
Kandrick said:Tell the truth, i mean, could be different problems. Whats better ? tell someone something that they already know, or die ?
Xater said:As long as he tells the doctor the truth he should be fine.
JSnake said:Problem is, my parents do go inside the doctor's office with me.
JSnake said:Problem is, my parents do go inside the doctor's office with me.
JSnake said:Problem is, my parents do go inside the doctor's office with me.
Hope you plan to tell the doc the truth. Yeah, you may want to make sure your parents aren't in the room. Because if you tell him you pissed blood, he's gonna focus on your kidneys and whatnot, and then you later find you have testicular cancer -- but it's too late by then -- and end up with no balls.JSnake said:I let the folks know I pissed blood. Can't tell 'em I jacked. They're both conservative christians. Set up an appointment with the doctor.
Kandrick said:What ? How old are you?
JSnake said:Problem is, my parents do go inside the doctor's office with me.
JSnake said:Problem is, my parents do go inside the doctor's office with me.
Gaborn said:Even conservative christians pet the snake.
fistfulofmetal said:The world is just conspiring to out your sick, sick deed.
Were you fapping to /b/ again?JSnake said:I don't care about that, I just don't want my computer taken away.
JSnake said:I don't care about that, I just don't want my computer taken away.
JSnake said:I don't care about that, I just don't want my computer taken away.
Anyway, when I go to the doc's, my parents will leave for the wang exam as they usually do. Then I'll the doctor the truth.
JSnake said:Fifteen.
Wii said:MEEEEEEEEDIC!
Gaborn said:Dude. Everyone masturbates. Everyone. Your dad did it, your mom did it. They still do it occasionally. You will masturbate until the day you die on and off, even if you're having regular sex, or if you were a complete virgin. Everyone. Masturbates. You're so hung up on what they'll think that you're willing to give the doc incomplete information because your parents might know that you're doing something perfectly natural?
Look, if it's really that awkward, take your dad aside, ask to talk to him privately, and tell HIM what you were doing. He does it too, and there's nothing to be ashamed of.
JSnake said:It's not because it's awkward. It's because I'll get in trouble for it. A lot of trouble.
Edag Plata said:"Uh, yeah, Doc, I was sitting around by myself on a weekday afternoon jacking it and blood came out. I went to the Gaming Age Forums and asked them why this was happening and they told me to come to you."
JSnake said:It's not because it's awkward. It's because I'll get in trouble for it. A lot of trouble.
AltogetherAndrews said:From the way you describe the homelife, I'm surprised you're even allowed to post on GAF. Are you sure they are not monitoring your conversations online?
JSnake said:It's not because it's awkward. It's because I'll get in trouble for it. A lot of trouble.
:lol :lol :lolKandrick said:Doctor tells you: "oh you mean neogaf ?"
you: "oh shit"
JSnake said:Yes. It's my computer. I'd know if parental crap was installed on it.
ANYWAY OKAY I WILL TELL THE DOCTOR. Jesus. I just hope I get a male.
Feral Youth said:Just visit the doctors by yourself.
Either that or do nothing, but worry. If it does turn out to be cancer you'll be dead soon enough anyway.
No problem.
He's fifteen. Doubtful.HotByCold said:Wait, have had sex recently?
Because if you had and contradicted something nasty then you should tell your sexual contacts about it.
JSnake said:It's not because it's awkward. It's because I'll get in trouble for it. A lot of trouble.
JSnake said:I just hope I get a male.
fistfulofmetal said:
You'd rather a male doctor examining your junk? Is that why you're worried about your conservative Christian parents will find out? Watching the other team play ball are we?
i'm gay, and there's nothing erotic about having a male doctor touch your junk. promise.fistfulofmetal said:
You'd rather a male doctor examining your junk? Is that why you're worried about your conservative Christian parents will find out? Watching the other team play ball are we?
JSnake said:Because taking the computer would teach me the consequences, I suppose. That's their punishment for everything I do wrong.
JSnake said:No, because it'd be awkward for a female to do it. Duh.