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[McBryBry]

I'm 22, my brother brought a tub of them home. Holy shit, I've never wanted a Twizzler more than I do now. Those things are god awful.

Twizzlers>>>>>>Red Vines

 

[Peanut0423]

both trash

 

[OriginofHysteria]

I guess they didn't equal crazy delicious.

 

[whatsinaname]

That's like saying a punch to your face is better than a kick to the balls.

 

[snacknuts]

both trash

Yep, but Twizzlers are less trash. If only slightly.

 

[jstripes]

Twizzlers were a staple of my childhood. I had one of those neighbourhood variety stores where you could buy them for 5¢.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Twizzlers are complete fucking trash. Plasticy shit.

 

[CloudyTuba]

My future household will solidly be a red vines family and any guests or children who stray to the side of twizzlers will be asked politely but firmly to leave.

At least red vines taste like something. Twizzlers taste like sugar coated plastic. One of the worst candies I've had the misfortune of eating.

 

[Jack Scofield]

Twizzlers are terrible, and you're a terrible person if you like them.

 

[Redd]

Twizzler pull n peel are better.

 

[Froyo Love]

Twizzlers taste like plastic tubing seasoned with food coloring. If you don't like Red Vines whatever but god have mercy on the poor souls who eat Twizzlers intentionally.

 

[Alcotholic]

All my teachers in elementary school abused us by “incentivizing” good behavior by giving this shit out.
Red vines taste like vomit.

 

[BlueTsunami]

cleanse your palate...

 

[Earthbound64]

Twizzlers were a staple of my childhood. I had one of those neighbourhood variety stores where you could buy them for 5¢.

RIP "Penny Candy" stores

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Red vines for life

 

[TheLastCandle]

Twizzlers are seriously one of the worst candies ever. Right up there with circus peanuts and those halloween orange/black wrapped caramel things.

If Red Vines are anything like twizzlers, then boooooo.

 

[McBryBry]

cleanse your palate...

These, I can definitely get down on. My girlfriend will make them disappear in minutes she's so hooked. One buck at Dollar Tree baby

 

[Phu]

I'm not even sure Red Vines are edible.

 

[Earthbound64]

Twizzlers are seriously one of the worst candies ever. Right up there with circus peanuts and those halloween orange/black wrapped caramel things.

I like all of these.
And candy corn, and Peeps.
And peanut brittle.

 

[sphagnum]

I just think of frottage when I hear the name now.

 

[PingPongvonLaserstein]

Red vines taste like vomit.

Unfair to vomit.

 

[TheLastCandle]

I like all of these.
And candy corn, and Peeps.
And peanut brittle.

I'm down with Peeps and brittles of all kinds.

 

[kamineko]

yeah, I eat that waxy shit

 

[jb1234]

Vile, aren't they? Always eat the black ones.

 

[Chie Satonaka]

Red Vines are terrible.

 

[Earthbound64]

I'm down with Peeps and brittles of all kinds.

Good, good. At least there's some life there.

 

[Transhuman]

 

[MidnightCowboy]

Red Vines are god's gift to humanity, the perfect candy. I can inhale those things.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Twizzlers are gross, man.

 

[Za-Neen-Jya]

Twizzlers and red vines both made out of dissolved cow bones. Look that shit up.

 

[Queen Vulpix]

Twizzlers are seriously one of the worst candies ever. Right up there with circus peanuts and those halloween orange/black wrapped caramel things.

If Red Vines are anything like twizzlers, then boooooo.

More Twizzlers and Circus peanuts for me then! I love the banana candy taste of them, reminds me I should really get a giant bag of Banana runts one day as those are so good.

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I tried red vines long ago and maybe they are different now but hey tasted a lot more artificial and waxy then Twizzlers do to me. Never had the Black Licorice variety of red vines though and I'm someone who genuinely likes black licorice. (Panda black licorice is lovely!)

 

[minor effort]

Red Vines are good.

Twizzlers taste like cough syrup.

 

[UrokeJoe]

Chew off each end of one and use it like a straw in a can of coke.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Twizzlers just taste like wax.

 

[Phu]

Unfair to vomit.

Yeah, sometimes vomit half-tastes of something actually good you had earlier.

 

[NervousXtian]

You can't start eating that kind of candy as an adult.. either you had it as a child or don't even bother.

Also, Red Vines are superior in every way. Grape Vines are really where it's at though.

 

[Earthbound64]

Yeah, sometimes vomit half-tastes of something actually good you had earlier.

Grape Vines are really where it's at though.

I'm just about to lose my mind.
Honey, honey, yeah.

 

[Fat4all]

i like these, and that about it

 

[Rest]

Red Vines are garbage, but worse that Twizzlers? No way.

 

[7DollarHagane]

Lol I just bought some of these last week. They are my favorite. But I love waxy chewy candy.

 

[nocturnalis]

I guess they didn't equal crazy delicious.

I understood that reference.

 

[Rest]

cleanse your palate...

These are much better. There were some naturally flavored ones I had recently that were pretty good too.

 

[Dishwalla]

Red Vines are better than Twizzlers.

 

[Rest]

Twizzlers are seriously one of the worst candies ever. Right up there with circus peanuts and those halloween orange/black wrapped caramel things.

If Red Vines are anything like twizzlers, then boooooo.

Mary Janes. They're supposed to taste like peanutbutter. Supposed to.

 

[Psyae]

When I first had Red Vines, I was in the same boat as you, but people kept bringing Red Vines into the office and they grew on me. Now I'm on team Red Vines

 

[Earthbound64]

I was in the same boat as you, but people kept bringing Red Vines into the office and they grew on me.

Just like in the mangas.

 

[nintendork666]

I love both honestly.

 

[Fug Slanderson]

I love both honestly.

Same here. Never found a candy I didn't like, actually. How can sugar taste bad?

 

[Megasoum]

https://www.giantbomb.com/videos/metal-gear-scanlon-4-loading/2300-10464/

 

[1upsuper]

I can't stand Twizzlers. Red Vines are good though.