Mini Desktop Racing reviewed by Bozon:
1.0 Presentation
Tiny icons, poor IR, and a serious lack of options.
1.5 Graphics
Better than its racing counterpart Offroad Extreme, but still leagues below games like GT Pro Series.
1.5 Sound
Totally bland.
1.0 Gameplay
The tilt control (integrated like Wiis flight games) makes no sense, and is extremely uncomfortable.
0.0 Lasting Appeal
We played it because were paid to. Nobody else has an excuse.
1.2
Abysmal OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)
http://wii.ign.com/articles/840/840529p1.html
:lol :lol :lol
Oh, it gets even worse:
Offroad Extreme! reviewed by Matt C:
1.0 Presentation
There are trucks, jeeps, buggies and a selection of levels that much is true. On the other hand, it's all horribly rendered and lackluster.
1.0 Graphics
Bad for a first-generation N64 game. Ugly, ugly and more ugly. Poor framerate, nasty textures, low-poly environments, lacking animation, terrible particle effects. Supports neither 480p nor 16:9.
4.0 Sound
Average sound effects and sleep-inducing music.
0.5 Gameplay
Just awful. Wii remote control is so sluggish it's barely playable, and the framerate is offensive for a game this ugly. No redeeming value whatsoever.
0.0 Lasting Appeal
If you can find lasting appeal in this game, you can also find it in bag full of dog feces, which, now that we think about it, may be preferable at parties.
1.0
Abysmal OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)
http://wii.ign.com/articles/840/840524p1.html
1.0 Presentation
Tiny icons, poor IR, and a serious lack of options.
1.5 Graphics
Better than its racing counterpart Offroad Extreme, but still leagues below games like GT Pro Series.
1.5 Sound
Totally bland.
1.0 Gameplay
The tilt control (integrated like Wiis flight games) makes no sense, and is extremely uncomfortable.
0.0 Lasting Appeal
We played it because were paid to. Nobody else has an excuse.
1.2
Abysmal OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)
http://wii.ign.com/articles/840/840529p1.html
:lol :lol :lol
Oh, it gets even worse:
Offroad Extreme! reviewed by Matt C:
1.0 Presentation
There are trucks, jeeps, buggies and a selection of levels that much is true. On the other hand, it's all horribly rendered and lackluster.
1.0 Graphics
Bad for a first-generation N64 game. Ugly, ugly and more ugly. Poor framerate, nasty textures, low-poly environments, lacking animation, terrible particle effects. Supports neither 480p nor 16:9.
4.0 Sound
Average sound effects and sleep-inducing music.
0.5 Gameplay
Just awful. Wii remote control is so sluggish it's barely playable, and the framerate is offensive for a game this ugly. No redeeming value whatsoever.
0.0 Lasting Appeal
If you can find lasting appeal in this game, you can also find it in bag full of dog feces, which, now that we think about it, may be preferable at parties.
1.0
Abysmal OVERALL
(out of 10 / not an average)
http://wii.ign.com/articles/840/840524p1.html