How could you possibly say that? Hi people I don't know, you can't fool me! I know you are all goatee sportin linkin park listenin wal mart shoppin white trash, the front you put up on the 1up show is to disguise your secret love for bottom bargains and pro america sleepwear.
You aren't kidding anyone 1up, especially
you sharky and your putting your shoes on the table.
Oh and Jane, I hope you rot in hell. Every time i see you prancing around as a smart independant woman on the internet, I cant help but sit back and laugh. I know you are really just a forgotten soul who lashes out for the love of people you don't know because of this snowballing fear that if enough people forget about you, you will just simply disappear. And guess what? Because of people who can really see whats going on behind the cold charade that is 1up, forgetting you and the rest of the wannabe hipster SCUM will be OH SO MUCH easier.