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[Thorgal]

So after digging trough Noah Antwilers ( aka spoony ) old movie reviews i came across his review of Lethal games and the Director of said movie John .T . Bone

Spoiler

( alias John Gilbert Bowen )

who , it turns out is also a producer of porn movies and after doing a quick search ( strictly in the spirit of science i assure you ) , i came to the conclusion that this is some of the most funniest shit ive ever read .

Lets take a look through Mr , John .T. Bone's repertoire :

Latin Motherfuckers (Video)
2005 Tabu: No Limits. No Rules. (Video)
2004 Garden of Eatin' (Video) (segment "Decadence")
2004 Totally Anal (Video)
2004 Wicca (Video)
1999 The Ultimate Squirting Machine 2 (Video)
1999 Major Slut (Video)
1998 Butt Sex 2 (Video)
1998 Can't You Just Fuck Me and Go Home? (Video)
1998 Jasmin's Final Gang Bang (Video)
1998 The Best of Jasmin St. Claire (Video)
1998 This Little Piggy Went to Porno (Video)
1998 Butt Sex 3 (Video)
1998 Tight Ass (Video)
1997 Decadence (Video)
1997 Double Your Pleasure Double Your Fun (Video)
1997 Mind Fuck (Video)
1997 You Want to Fuck Me Where? (Video)
1997 Angel Sucks (Video)
1997 Dark Secrets
1997/II Gold Diggers (Video)
1997 Gothic (Video)
1997 Deep in Angel's Ass (Video)
1996 Basix (Video)
1996 Delirium (Video)
1996 Hindsight (as John Bowen)
1996 Incorrigible (Video)
1996 Kiss Ass (Video)
1996 Punk Ass (Video)
1996 Two Too Much (Video)
1996 World's Biggest Gang Bang 2 (Video)
1996 Intense (Video)
1995 Big Bust Bangers 2 (Video)
1995 Blondes (Video)
1995 Candy (Video)
1995 Dementia (Video)
1995 Enigma (Video)
1995 Explicit (Video)
1995 Fuck Jasmin (Video)
1995 Granny Bangers (Video)
1995 Hellfire (Video)
1995 Nymphos (Video)
1995 Out of My Mind (Video)
1995 Primal (Video)
1995 Starbangers 7 (Video)
1995 Sugar Daddies (Video)
1995 Sugar Mommies (Video)
1995 What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie? (Video)
1995 Vortex (Video)
1995 Depraved Fantasies 4: The Undead (Video)
1995 Notorious (Video)
1995 Queen of the Bizarre (Video)
1995 Nikki's Nightlife (Video)
1995 Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts Club Gang Bang (Video)
1995 The Worlds Biggest Gang Bang (Video)
1994 All I Want for Christmas Is a Gang Bang (Video)
1994 Anal Queen (Video)
1994 A Step Beyond (Video)
1994 Bachelor Party 2 (Video)
1994 Butt Bangers Ball (Video)
1994 Buttmasters (Video)
1994 Depraved Fantasies: Part Two (Video)
1994 Dirt Bags (Video)
1994 Dirty Old Men (Video)
1994 Dungeon Dykes (Video)
1994 Guess Again (Video)
1994 Photo Bound (Video)
1994 Sarah-Jane's Love Bunnies 7 (Video)
1994 Slippery When Wet: Starring Sara Jane Hamilton (Video) (segment "Scene #4", uncredited)
1994 Starbangers 6 (Video)
1994 The Ultimate Squirting Machine (Video)
1994 Sordid Stories (Video)
1994 Straight A's (Video)
1994 Depraved Fantasies 3 (Video)
1994 Guess What (Video)
1994 Mr. Madonna (Video)
1994 Anal Pucer (Video)
1994 Depraved Fantasies (Video)
1994 Electro Sex (Video)
1994 Gangbang at the O.K. Corral (Video)
1994 Harry Horndog 26 (Video)
1994 I Can't Believe I Did the Whole Team! (Video)
1994 Perverted 1 (Video)
1993 Anus & Andy (Video)
1993 Bachelor Party (Video)
1993 Black Booty (Video)
1993 Carnal College 2 (Video)
1993 Father of the Babe (Video)
1993 Gang Bang Cum Shots 2 (Video)
1993 Harry Horndog 14: Love Puppies 3 (Video)
1993 Indecent Offer (Video)
1993 Kadillac and DeVell
1993 Rainwoman 6 (Video)
1993 Reel Life (Video)
1993 Squirt: The Cumming of Sarah Jane (Video)
1993 Squirt: The Second Cumming of Sarah-Jane (Video)
1993 Starbangers 1 (Video)
1993 Starbangers 2 (Video)
1993 Starbangers 3 (Video)
1993 Starbangers 4 (Video)
1993 Starbangers 5 (Video)
1993 The Goddess (Video)
1993 The Truth Laid Bare (Video)
1993 Top Debs 3: Riding Academy (Video)
1993 Top Debs 4: Sex Boat (Video)
1993 Who Killed Holly Hollywood? (Video)
1993 Songbird (Video)
1993 Jetstream (Video)
1993 Steam (Video)
1993 The British Are Coming (Video)
1992 Blow for Blow (Video)
1992 Flash Floods (Video)
1992 From Brazil with Love (Video)
1992 Layin' Down the Law (Video)
1992 Laying Down the Law 2 (Video)
1992 Oriental Treatment: Part II (The Lost Empress) (Video)
1992 Oriental Treatment 4: The Demon Lover (Video)
1992 Quickies (Video)
1992 Raging Hormones (Video)
1992 Return of the Bimbo (Video)
1992 Return to a Tale of Two Titties (Video)
1992 Scorcher (Video)
1992 Sexcalibur (Video)
1992 Sorority Pink 3
1992 The Big One (Video)
1992 The Bimbo (Video)
1992 The Uptown Girl (Video)
1992 Top Debs 1: Prom Night (Video)
1992 Wild Things 3 (Video)
1992 You Bet Your Buns (Video)
1992 Knock Outs
1992 Sex in the Rising Sun
1991 Heavy Petting
1991 Lost in Paradise (Video)
1991 Titillation 3 (Video)
1991 Lethal Games (as John Bowen)
1991 Aussie Outback Babes (Video)
1990 Ambushed
1990 Dial a Sailor
1990 Images of Desire
1990 Passionate Lips
1990 Sex Sluts in the Slammer (Video)
1990 Singles Holiday
1990 The Smart Aleck
1990 Titillation 2: The More Than Equal Sequel (Video)
1990 Nudity Required (as John Bowen)
1989 Aussie Vice
1989 Australian Connection
1989 Bush Whackers
1989 Deep Throat Fantasy (Video)
1989 Dick Tracer (Video)
1989 Easy Way Out
1989 Handle with Care (Video)
1989 Hello Molly! (Video)
1989 International Phone Sex Girls (Video)
1989 Kisses Don't Lie (Video) (as R.T. Longhampton)
1989 More Than Friends (Video)
1989 Naughty Neighbors (Video)
1989 Phone Sex Girls: Australia
1989 The Girl with the Blue Jeans Off (Video) (as R.T. Longhampton)
1989 True Blue
1989 The Hottest Ticket (Video)
1989 Ubangis on Uranus
1989 The Bride (Video)
1989 All American Girl (Video)
1989 Sex Crazy (Video)
1989 Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit? (Video) (as R.T. Longhampton)
1988 Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space! (Video)
1988 Hard-Core Cafe (Video)
1988 Hot Nights, Dirty Days
1988 La Boomba (Video)
1988 Le Hot Club
1988 Oral Majority: Part Five (Video)
1988 Somebody's Dinner Party (Video)
1988 The Girls Are Bustin' Loose
1988 The Master of Pleasure (Video)
1988 Wet Fingers
1988 A Fistfull of Bimbos! (Video)
1988 ETV (Video)
1988 Greatest American Blonde (Video)
1988 Inches for Keisha (Video)
1988 Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell! (Video)
1988 Lez'be Friends (Video)
1988 Sumo Sue & the Fat Ladies of Wrestling (Video)
1987 American Nympho in London (Video)
1987 Cum Rain, Cum Shine (Video)
1987 Deep Obsession
1987 Double Penetration 2 (Video)
1987 Fantasy Chamber
1987 Oral Majority 4
1987 Peggy Sue (Video)
1987 Phone Sex Girls
1987 Seduction by Fire
1987 Smooth as Silk (Video)
1987 Star Ship Intercourse (Video)
1987 Strange Love
1987 The $50,000,000 Cherry (Video)
1987 The Adventures of Dick Black, the Black Dick (Video)
1987 The Baroness (Video)
1987 Toys 4 Us (Video)
1987 Toys 4 Us 2 (Video)
1987 Tracy Takes Paris
1987 Anal Babes (Video short)
1987 Blowin' the Whistle (Video)
1987 Night Games (Video)
1987 Satin Angels (Video)
1987 The Night Before (Video)
1986 Merry X Miss

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0094217/

I give this guy 10 points for creativity .

Am i weird for wanting to check some of these out on the hilarity of the title alone ?


Lock if necessary.

 

[Escape Goat]

Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

I give it 5 titties out of 5.

 

[backflip10019]

1987 The Adventures of Dick Black, the Black Dick (Video)

This one made me laugh out loud.

 

[strafer]

1994 Butt Bangers Ball (Video)
1994 Buttmasters (Video)

 

[robotrock]

Whoa, didn't realize there was a sequel to Gang Bang Cum Shots. Thanks OP!

 

[dorn.]

Scimmed the list, didn't find any one particularly funny, just regular porn titles? Maybe I'm just hardened by german porn titles, those are just on another level.

 

[Escape Goat]

Do I have to see Harry Horndog 1 - 25 to understand whats going on in 26?

 

[Truant]

Asking for a friend here. What entails the title of "Buttmaster"?

 

[ryan13ts]

Anus and Andy? I'm in love

 

[collige]

Scimmed the list, didn't find any one particularly funny, just regular porn titles? Maybe I'm just hardened by german porn titles, those are just on another level.

We need examples!

 

[Gamerloid]

1998 Can't You Just Fuck Me and Go Home? (Video)
1995 What's a Nice Girl Like You Doing in an Anal Movie? (Video)
1988 Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell! (Video)

Well darn lol

 

[Firemind]

You're not familiar with Japanese porn are you?

 

[WickedLaharl]

1988 Lez'be Friends (Video)

mild lol

 

[robotrock]

Do I have to see Harry Horndog 1 - 25 to understand whats going on in 26?

Harry Horndog 26 is actually a prequel to Harry Horndog, so you should be alright.

Scimmed the list, didn't find any one particularly funny, just regular porn titles? Maybe I'm just hardened by german porn titles, those are just on another level.

Examples please

 

[dorn.]

We need examples!

Well two classics are "Helikoptermann 2 - Rückkehr des Kreiselfickers" and "Alt und Hässlich 5 - Exzesse mit uralten Schabracken". I'll let you do the googling.

 

[OEM]

lmao some of those titles. Amazing.

 

[Acorn]

Skimmed it nothing really out there for porn titles.

I vote the op be tarred and feathered.

 

[ElTorro]

Skimmed it nothing really out there for porn titles.

I vote the op be tarred and feathered.

I support this vote.

 

[ODDI]

Tight ass mang.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Where's Butt Sex 1 tho?

 

[NastyBook]

1987 The Adventures of Dick Black, the Black Dick

Can't even hate on this one, it's so subtly crafted.

 

[Thorgal]

Skimmed it nothing really out there for porn titles.

I vote the op be tarred and feathered.

I support this vote.

if so i humbly accept my punishment in dignity .

 

[cirrhosis]

I support this vote.

Thirded.

classic thread backfire

 

[ElTorro]

if so i humbly accept my punishment in dignity .

There is no "Hairy Potter and the Chamber of Pussies" or "Shaving Ryan's Privates" in that list.

 

[Slime Scholar]

but can he top THIS

 

[Vincent Alexander]

Working at technical support for a video company, the best title I ever saw that a customer had rented on our Adult VOD:

Taco Smashers

 

[Sou Da]

I think Brad the cinema snob reviewed a few of these.

 

[Arkos]

Butt Sex 3 was terrible, ruined the franchise imo

 

[Thorgal]

Butt Sex 3 was terrible, ruined the franchise imo

True , The ultimate squirting machine 2 was also a disappointment that failed to live up to the original imo .

 

[RetroMG]

I feel like a colossal nerd - I read Sexcalibur and thought, "Whoa, is that a Soul Calibur porn ripoff?"

Then I realized - Excalibur. King Arthur's sword.

 

[lupin23rd]

Now we know what really happened when he gave his sword to the lady of the lake.

If this guy didn't come up with Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare he ain't the GOAT.

 

[ZoronMaro]

So I'm the only one more impressed by the sheer quantity of porn he's done? If anything I want to know what happened in 1999 to make him stop making porn, and also what happened in 2004 that made him get back into the game only to stop once again in 2005.
DetectiveGAF give me answers.