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[DenchDeckard]

Holy fuck, was just going to order one of each.....ridiculous but so cute.

 

[j0hnnix]

Someone here is buying it for their

Spoiler

Penis

 

[Drew1440]

I feel sorry of the workers in the sweatshops having to make crap like this.

 

[GymWolf]

I'm surprised kotaku didn't made the connection hoodie-ghetto-black people-something offensive for black people in this article.

They are losing their edge.

 

[Filben]

or maybe you're a deranged gamer, and you get the white one and put it in the laundry with the wrong stuff and make it pink, and then you pretend that the controller is waiting for you in the bed room, it turns you on and you imagine the controller saying "I'm ready for beddy" and you start to undress it because you lost your mind and need to be locked in a looney cell with full padding.

 

[CuteFaceJay]

I'll use that £30 for heating the house in an emergency

 

[nkarafo]

Clothes don't generate heat, Microsoft.

 

[Starhowl]

This is rather embarrassing.

No, seriously - what’s going on?!

 

[Drizzlehell]

Meanwhile, at Xbox Game Studios:

 

[Markio128]

These are quite cute, but they are the last thing I need for my Series X atm

 

[Thebonehead]

Someone here is buying it for their

Spoiler

Penis

That's why I just pre-ordered three

 

[Thebonehead]

I'll use that £30 for heating the house in an emergency

The cost per therm of gas prices in the UK means that it's probably more cost effective to burn one of those to keep warm

 

[SJRB]

As long as there are people buying this I don't want to hear about the economy being in shambles because it clearly isn't.

 

[Venom Snake]

 

[Orta]

Any idiot who buys them deserves to have his house burn down.

 

[fermcr]

I must be high...

 

[Rockondevil]

This is absolutely ridiculous, and I want one.

 

[Ammogeddon]

I hope they do a sling bag and mini electric scooter so I can complete the look of a county line drug runner.

 

[phil_t98]

Somewhere....... @Riky is ordering 20 of them.

Miss ya bro!

What ever happens to
Him?

 

[skit_data]

What’s the purpose of these actually? Couldn’t they have come up with something with some practical use?

 

[UnNamed]

The gadget you didn't know you wished.

 

[Kvally]

Sold out So much for me buying a couple as Christmas gifts.

 

[Chronicle]

Wow. What a fucking waste of resources. The world is full of trash. Climate change. There's children starving in Somalia and here the west is buying hoodies for controllers. What a fucking joke.

 

[realcool]

FINALLY, an answer to "what can you buy for a man that has everything?"

 

[crackajack]

Seriously, if the price was lower, I would buy it without hesitation, one of my cats eats everything not protected,

I guess the average cat would see some fluffy jacket even more like a toy than as a protector that prevents chewing on it.

 

[Mod of War]

We have a dick pic specialist here at NeoGAF.

Rumor is Mod of War vetted him, but I'm not sure.

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

I'd be worried that this cock and balls warmer would make my junk start to look weird and drip, like it's from Scorn.

 

[Skifi28]

Does keeping it warm prevent stick drift? If not, I'm buying the Xbox mini fridge instead.

 

[HeisenbergFX4]

Dumbest thing I have ever seen.

Especially since I have to wait until around Feb 20th before I can see if it will fit on my smallest dog

 

[mejin]

Clothes don't generate heat, Microsoft.

Nor games. But who cares?

 

[ultrazilla]

I'm going to put this on my pee pee.

 

[Thirty7ven]

 

[Kataploom]

I actually want the oposite, something to keep my hands cool since they sweat so much at times when playing hard or mechanically complex games like Bayonetta or Dark Souls.

I'd get some of these just for the lulz tho.

 

[Zathalus]

Thank God. I've been lying awake at night wondering if my Xbox controller was getting cold. Thanks Microsoft.

 

[BouncyFrag]

I need a ps5 muumuu.

 

[BusierDonkey]

"What a stupid idea"

Sells out in one second.

 

[Elder Legend]

American companies never cease to amaze with their stupidity and the people that eat it up.

 

[Roxkis_ii]

They should have made an Craig plushie with a Xbox hoodie on.

That would have been dope.

 

[Son_of_Zardoz]

FINALLY

 

[jhjfss]

American companies never cease to amaze with their stupidity and the people that eat it up.

 

[STARSBarry]

 

[Rodolink]

will get one for my ps5 controller xD
I like the idea of controller hoodies, to protect them from dust

 

[cinnamonandgravy]

I must be high...

pretty sure its everyone else in this thread

 

[hybrid_birth]

A fool and his money are soon parted…

An Ass and his booty are soon farted.

 

[Umbasaborne]

How about they put out some triple a games instead?

 

[U n i o n 0015]

"X" the variable for the number of years it takes us to release a first-party game.

 

[rushgore]

ps socks..

 

[Secret of Evolution]

Make it stop.

 

[Mobilemofo]

dumb as fuck. Parents buying em as a stocking filler, if they still do. Useful as a window cleaner for the car also when misty inside.

 

[thief183]

Someone here is buying it for their

Spoiler

Penis

Totally not me