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[MadSexual]

Are you aware of how much makeup, hair and hygiene prep most women go through every day just to look normal? I don't think asking for a little in return is over the line.

I am. I'm also not the one making these demands. I'd rather a lady do whatever she feels like doing to make herself happy. I'm pretty okay with girls doing absolutely nothing. "Normal" here is an exaggerated and unfortunate expectation of an unempathetic global society. I guess it helps that I'm a pretty aggressive feminist.

 

[Nudull]

I cannot stand hair on any part of me except for the top of my skull.

I'm pretty neutral on body hair (or lack thereof) on others, though.

 

[Rest]

Are you aware of how much makeup, hair and hygiene prep most women go through every day just to look normal? I don't think asking for a little in return is over the line.

Do they do it for others or themselves though?

 

[boiled goose]

Hairy ass. Never had a problem with the ladies.

If a girl prefers clean shaved hairless prepubescent guys then I find that a turn off.

I feel the same way about women. Upkeep is fine but no need to be clean shaven. I prefer some hair.

Not interested in girls fingers or tongues near my ass.

 

[John Kowalski]

Don't step on my business. If you work you work for me.

Business? Please.

Get your dirty boots out of this place. I have a friend in need.

 

[liliththepale]

look normal? naw. most people are ugly men and women included so whenever someone puts that dumb picture of the girl who doesnt wear make up and people are "are you sick?" no its just that person is unattractive.

but i like messes. gimme dat hair i can handle it

I don't know if you realize this but you're actually proving my point.

I do. I'm also not the one making these demands. I'd rather a lady do whatever she feels like doing to make herself happy. I'm pretty okay with girls doing absolutely nothing. "Normal" here is an exaggerated and unfortunate expectation of an unempathetic global society. I guess it helps that I'm a pretty aggressive feminist.

Interesting. Good for you! Really. But I need you to understand that that makes you exceptional. For most people, expecting some hygiene and beautification is the standard.

Do they do it for others or themselves though?

That's a hard question to answer. Certainly it feels good to look pretty, to feel sexy, but why? Is it an inherently good feeling thing, or is it because of the association with compliments and social norms? I'm not in a position to give a definitive answer.

 

[Mush]

Are we talking about hairy butts or hairy buttholes? Because I have both.

 

[justjustin]

I'm a gorilla and I love it

.

 

[marrec]

Are we talking about hairy butts or hairy buttholes? Because I have both.

Crack n' Hole, the butt is one tier below this discussion because it's a breeze to keep neat.

 

[Jenenser]

Mine's like a Cambodian jungle right now. I took a look about 2 weeks ago while doing maintenance of the dangly bits and was horrified. I'm afraid of insurgents.

Is there a decent tutorial out there for this? I have a tiny fog-free mirror if that helps.

you might have the best time if you trim it first and than just use a razor, combined with running water. others probably have more elaborate methods. so listen to them. :O

 

[M.D]

How are people who were born with no ass hair deal with the problems that supposedly occur when you get rid of your nasty ass hair? did their bodies adjust to deal with the situation?

Are people with no ass hair the next step in human evolution?

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Not interested in girls fingers or tongues near my ass.

I am. Rimjobs and fingering my butthole is a dream of mine. Strap-on, not so sure.

 

[Lazyslob]

I don't know if you realize this but you're actually proving my point.

wait you like messes too?

 

[_StreetSonic_]

No! I like hairy men!

 

[Damerman]

I shaved my ass hair once before and it was a big mistake. Ass hair makes sweat tolerable.

Lmao... Thank you for that perspective. I never considered this... Im looking into laser hair removal.

 

[CrocMother]

Interesting. Good for you! Really. But I need you to understand that that makes you exceptional. For most people, expecting some hygiene and beautification is the standard.

His POV is more normal than you think. 90% of people don't give a shit. The 10% that do, like yourself, are just very vocal about it.

 

[liliththepale]

His POV is more normal than you think. 90% of people don't give a shit. The 10% that do, like yourself, are just very vocal about it.

How do you know this? Forgive the pun, but it sounds like you're just pulling numbers out of your ass.

 

[marrec]

you might have the best time if you trim it first and than just use a razor, combined with running water. others probably have more elaborate methods. so listen to them. :O

I got one of those remington body hair trimmers. I'll take that down there and see what comes of it.

My tub has an annoying hair catch that can't be removed so I imagine this is going to be a multi-hour operation.

 

[Disgraced]

How are people who were born with no ass hair deal with the problems that supposedly occur when you get rid of your nasty ass hair? did their bodies adjust to deal with the situation?

Are people with no ass hair the next step in human evolution?

This would make sense to me. I've suspected I'm one step behind for quite some time now.

 

[CrocMother]

How do you know this?

Anecdotal evidence of numerous partners and many discussion with friends.

 

[marrec]

Anecdotal evidence of numerous partners and many discussion with friends.

Serious. Most people appreciate a certain amount of self-care from their potential mates.

 

[liliththepale]

Anecdotal evidence of numerous partners and many discussion with friends.

My anecdotes are more important than your anecdotes.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

Interesting. Good for you! Really. But I need you to understand that that makes you exceptional. For most people, expecting some hygiene and beautification is the standard.

Fighting a standard with another standard.

 

[CrocMother]

Serious. Most people appreciate a certain amount of self-care from their potential mates.

A certain amount, yes. Don't have to burn the whole forest down.

 

[Blargonaut]

Ok. $50 is my rate.

Meet me at 9.

Come alone.

This must be the Boutique Hall

 

[marrec]

A certain amount, yes. Don't have to burn the whole forest down.

Of course not, but a quick maintenance mow before a date is only going to make you feel more confident and her more appreciative if it comes to that.

Listen, dudes, if you take a little bit of time before going out to put some concealer on you'd probably pull more looks and nods than ever before.

 

[CrocMother]

Of course not, but a quick maintenance mow before a date is only going to make you feel more confident and her more appreciative if it comes to that.

Listen, dudes, if you take a little bit of time before going out to put some concealer on you'd probably pull more looks and nods than ever before.

I think finding out a dude is using concealer is a much bigger turn off for most women than ass hair. Only according to my anecdotes of course.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek. I'm sorry you took my exaggerated opinion as a serious clamoring of social norms.

The phrase "tongue-in-cheek" is some pretty incredible word choice in this context.

 

[Wolfgunblood Garopa]

Dont shave. There are better ways.

Steer clear of these kinds of products. Maybe only if you're dead set on it and you're feeling lucky, because the regret will be real.

 

[liliththepale]

You're not asking for too much. I don't date men that don't moisturize and exfoliate. I like pretty skin, and dry skin make for terrible lampshades anyway.

Thanks!

The phrase "tongue-in-cheek" is some pretty incredible word choice in this context.

Shit, I wish I could say that was intentional.

 

[CrocMother]

Are you aware of how much makeup, hair and hygiene prep most women go through every day just to look normal? I don't think asking for a little in return is over the line.

I don't think you should have to do any of those things. I'm sorry you feel pressured to.

 

[...Scatter...]

Just got out the shower tonight thinking about how I need to shave my butt someday. After reading this thread, I'm just going to be a real man and go get it waxed lol. Real men aren't afraid to go to a salon to get things done. #fabulous

Is that even a thing? There are businesses out there waxing men's buttholes? I just can't see myself trusting a stranger with my butthole and it not being awkward.

 

[marrec]

I think finding out a dude is using concealer is a much bigger turn off for most women than ass hair. Only according to my anecdotes of course.

Wait really?

 

[...Scatter...]

I don't think you should have to do any of those things. I'm sorry you feel pressured to.

Forget that. Glam it up girl. I'll buy into the illusion, fuck it.

 

[Brakke]

You're not asking for too much. I don't date men that don't moisturize and exfoliate. I like pretty skin, and dry skin make for terrible lampshades anyway.

Umm wait what about lampshades. Are you murderin your lovers and flaying and tanning their hides for tasteful accent lighting?

 

[Brakke]

Is that even a thing? There are businesses out there waxing men's buttholes? I just can't see myself trusting a stranger with my butthole and it not being awkward.

In LA you can get your anus bleached.

 

[_Nemo]

I'm assuming we are talking about cheeks, like this.

Oh shit.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

Over the cheeks, right through the bum, watch out anus, here I come!

 

[marrec]

Over the cheeks, right through the bum, watch out anus, here I come!

God speed.

 

[nailbombxx]

Ladies, my bottom is almost entirely hair free.

 

[Kisaya]

Are you aware of how much makeup, hair and hygiene prep most women go through every day just to look normal? I don't think asking for a little in return is over the line.

Wait what? I don't groom myself or put on makeup to make myself look "normal." Women don't have to do any of that.

 

[...Scatter...]

In LA you can get your anus bleached.

That's what happened to this guy..

 

[Oogedei]

Interesting. Good for you! Really. But I need you to understand that that makes you exceptional. For most people, expecting some hygiene and beautification is the standard.

I don't think that his opinion is that rare. I pay attention to my hair related issues but I don't care about what other people do. My GF can put on some make up or not, she can care about her hair related issues or not. I'm okay with both.

 

[liliththepale]

Wait what? I don't groom myself or put on makeup to make myself look "normal." Women don't have to do any of that.

Well, that's why I didn't speak in absolute terms. But it's absolutely normal in my social circle. And I think it's fair to say that if a guy likes his girl dolled up then it's fair for her to expect some work in return.

I don't think that his opinion is that rare. I pay attention to my hair related issues but I don't care about what other people do. My GF can put on some make up or not, she can care about her hair related issues or not. I'm okay with both.

All these posts remind me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyeTJVU4wVo

 

[Lazyslob]

You're not asking for too much.

ive shaved my ass once it sucked. it got all itchy i think i got irritation and it is asking too much

 

[YesNOnoNOYes]

You're not asking for too much. I don't date men that don't moisturize and exfoliate. I like pretty skin, and dry skin make for terrible lampshades anyway.



/winkwink

It puts its lotion on its slippery butts. It does this. Pls.





BUNNNNNYYYYYYY~~~~~~ *glomps*

 

[marrec]

It puts its lotion on its slippery butts. It does this. Pls.





BUNNNNNYYYYYYY~~~~~~ *glomps*

Now we're getting deep into the psyche.

 

[benicillin]

The problem with being a hairy dude in general is that you can't really shave one area without shaving the rest otherwise you just look patchy. So I don't really bother. No one has ever had a problem with it.

 

[Kisaya]

Well, that's why I didn't speak in absolute terms. But it's absolutely normal in my social circle. And I think it's fair to say that if a guy likes his girl dolled up then it's fair for her to expect some work in return.

Well, okay. I guess I just confused thinking your were implying your social circle was the "norm."

It sounds like what you're talking about is a preference thing. Which sure, that's completely fine and fair.

The whole "body hair is unhygienic" thing though I always found as stupid. It's one thing to have hair and it's another to have dirty/stinky hair. Of course we expect people not to have dirty hair. We shouldn't expect people to put up with body hair removal though.

 

[marrec]

The problem with being a hairy dude in general is that you can't really shave one area without shaving the rest otherwise you just look patchy. So I don't really bother. No one has ever had a problem with it.

Luckily for me my cheeks are bald so I just have to keep going back from the gooch to make it seem uniform.

Though, if I go bald on my dangly bits it does look weird when you trace the eye up to my stomach, so I have to keep it a little bit longer.