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[DrForester]

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http://www.london-fire.gov.uk/news/...ED7F665640C5857103C448B776A0.asp#.VN1c5i5cAv8

Fire chiefs are concerned the new Fifty Shades of Grey film could lead to more people being stuck or trapped in objects like handcuffs or rings.

In 2013/14, firefighters attended 472 incidents involving people being trapped or stuck, often in everyday household items. This has steadily increased year on year since the Fifty Shades of Grey books were release.

The Brigade started a campaign called Fifty Shades of Red, asking people to think carefully before getting themselves into sticky situations.

Despite the campaign’s worldwide coverage, the Brigade are still called to more than one embarrassing incident every day.

For example, in November last year firefighters came to the rescue of a man forced to undergo surgery to remove two metal rings that had been stuck on his penis for three days.

The man attended accident and emergency at a London hospital in the early hours but when doctors found they couldn’t remove the steel rings they called the Brigade. Two firefighters scrubbed up and removed the rings using pedal cutters - a hydraulic handheld piece of cutting equipment.

Since April 2013 the capital’s fire crews have been called out to:

14 incidents involving children with their heads stuck in potties or toilet seats
28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs
293 rings removed including Seven instances of men with rings stuck on their penises

Each incident costs taxpayers at least £295, meaning the incidents over the past three years have cost £388,810.

The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with

 

[Queen of Hunting]

its amazing some obscure shit people do. what ever makes a guy think he should put his penis in a toaster

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

I'm so proud of the human race...I could just cry from the joy

 

[DECK'ARD]

Amazing.

Best public information campaign in ages.

 

[InfiniteBento]

Mentioned this almost 2 weeks ago in BDSM GAF:

The amount of sex accident stories that will flood the internet the following weeks is probably going to be astounding.

I wince when I try to imagine what we'll see >.o

Those poor souls. This is only the beginning.

 

[esms]

Brah, just use those weird flexible cock rings with the vibrating button. Chicks dig it. No need to put metal around your dick.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Medical case studies are a treasure trove for "foreign object insertion"
The things people do.

 

[Xpike]

This is the best thing ever

 

[bsod]

What can I say, sticking your dick in things is fun.

 

[ShadowSoldier89]

Those poor souls. This is only the beginning.

Its a sacrifice these people make for our entertainment

 

[Deraldin]

"Prey" for Henry? Not sure if that is a typo or not.

 

[InfiniteBento]

 

[RK9039]

"Prey" for Henry? Not sure if that is a typo or not.

Sounds like a pun to me, Henry Hoover's prey got stuck inside him.

What kind of sick freak would do that to Henry anyways? people these days...

Henry will be fine.

Brilliant.

 

[Timbuktu]

Sounds like a pun to me, Henry Hoover's prey got stuck inside him.

What kind of sick freak would do that to Hnery anyways? people these days...

Henry will be fine.

 

[HORRORSHØW]

it's the like that thread where people shove things up their asses but in reverse.

 

[striferser]

Toaster? Seriously?