Chronic gamer here and I love sex. Just hate everything I have to do to get to that point. Hate meeting your friends and pretending they're all likable. Hate meeting your parents and being judged all the time. Hate spending all the money on nice clothes that I just want you to rip off of me anyway. Hate spending time with your crackheaded sister's kids who have Kool-Aid for blood and a better data plan than I do. Hate explaining to your drunk co-workers that I'm not the 4th floor janitor at the office, never mind that I don't work there... Can we just fucking play some Puyo Puyo Tetris? I didn't even have to buy a second controller for this goddamned Switch.