Man, that's bad
Can't wait until luke skywalker starts laughing and then joker-gasses rey. should be good
Mark is great. No way Luke is bad IMO, just seems to fuck with the legacy of the OT too much.
Man, that's bad
Yeah but was it Luke Prime or Bigger Luke?
Dude killed hundreds of thousands of innocent workers on the Death Star.
I don't know about Luke, but the Jedi order in the prequels, definitely felt like a creepy cult.
I know what you mean, but as a worker there has to be some extreme mental gymnastics you have to do for yourself to work on a station named the Death Star and not worry about your perceived morality and innocence.
Thanks for the spoiler in the thread title...
Both sides
Both sides
This is such a meaningless text when one of the sides I literally just mindless robots.
And the other side is mostly mindless clones lol. I guess heroism and evil was programmed into the drones/ clones.Both sides
This is such a meaningless text when one of the sides I literally just mindless robots.
He's Somewhat Damaged.How do you people even function? I imagine you can't even be told when to next meet for drinks without jamming your hands over your ears and crying "spoilers!".
Man, that's bad
I know what you mean, but as a worker there has to be some extreme mental gymnastics you have to do for yourself to work on a station named the Death Star and not worry about your perceived morality and innocence.
Like, "It's not MY fault, rebels! I just work here on The Death Star!"
Thing is, to the empire and people who believed in it. The Sith were heroes.
Thing is, to the empire and people who believed in it. The Sith were heroes.
Confirmed?
The Separatists were much more than just the Trade Federation's Droid Army, but the movies do a shit job of establishing that.Both sides
This is such a meaningless text when one of the sides I literally just mindless robots.
he isn't?
Karate Kid is a much better film through the lens of Johnny being the anti-hero
I think its just Somewhat of a joke.
Damn, there were 300,000 people on the Death Star? I mean, it was called the Death Star so you're probably not a great person if you choose to work there but still.
Hmm, an interesting observation.
True, that was mostly because Tarkin was a genocidal dick bag but they "knew what they signed up for" as Trump would say.They're complicit in destroying a planet filled with billions. Fuck them.
They're complicit in destroying a planet filled with billions. Fuck them.
Thing is, to the empire and people who believed in it. The Sith were heroes.
In the old canon, the big battle stations of the empire were build by slaves. So fuck the slaves I guess?
In the old canon, the big battle stations of the empire were build by slaves. So fuck the slaves I guess?
My head cannon has always been that Vader was doing everything in his power to ensure the emperor didn't have ultimate power so he could over throw him. He allowed luke to destroy the death star for this reason.
Also, Vader knew luke was his son the second he first saw him (through the force). He also knew Leia was his daughter. Why do you think it was so easy for Han, Luke, Chewie and Leia to escape the death star? Who do you really think stopped the trash compactor? A droid, or a father?
In Empire strikes back Vader tortures Han because he doesn't think he is good enough for his daughter. He then uses him as a test subject for carbonite freezing to keep him away from Leia.
In RoTJ Vader brings luke right to the emperor and is the one who ultimately destroys him. The biggest twist in star wars is not that Vader turned good in the end. Vader was never really bad (just really fucked up in the head). Hell, he was framed for the death of younglings (did you see him kill them?) by the jedi council because he had caught on to their corruption. Anakin truly believed the Jedi were corrupt. His big mistake was trusting the emperor who actually was evil. After becoming Vader he decided to make things right by working from the inside to destroy the empire.
The whole ordeal was an inside job perpetrated by Anakin Skywalker to make up for choosing the wrong side. He was merely playing the same role that many undercover cops play.
Remember there is no real light or dark side, just the force and how those choose to use it (OG EU readers should be familiar with this).
Lol this reads like a conspiracy theory.
Oh yeah, well think about this. Anakin was supposed to bring balance to the force. Well, he pretty much did by destroying the corrupt jedi until there were only 2 sith and a handful of jedi. Much more in balance don't you think?
The sad thing is Obi Wan was a brainwashed soldier who spent his entire life believing a lie. He died by essentially committing suicide in battle forcing Vader to look evil in Luke's eyes (further propping up the lie). If you watch that fight Vader doesn't even seem to be trying. Vader did not intend to kill Obi Wan, he pitied him.
My head cannon has always been that Vader was doing everything in his power to ensure the emperor didn't have ultimate power so he could over throw him. He allowed luke to destroy the death star for this reason.
Also, Vader knew luke was his son the second he first saw him (through the force). He also knew Leia was his daughter. Why do you think it was so easy for Han, Luke, Chewie and Leia to escape the death star? Who do you really think stopped the trash compactor? A droid, or a father?
In Empire strikes back Vader tortures Han because he doesn't think he is good enough for his daughter. He then uses him as a test subject for carbonite freezing to keep him away from Leia.
In RoTJ Vader brings luke right to the emperor and is the one who ultimately destroys him. The biggest twist in star wars is not that Vader turned good in the end. Vader was never really bad (just really fucked up in the head). Hell, he was framed for the death of younglings (did you see him kill them?) by the jedi council because he had caught on to their corruption. Anakin truly believed the Jedi were corrupt. His big mistake was trusting the emperor who actually was evil. After becoming Vader he decided to make things right by working from the inside to destroy the empire.
The whole ordeal was an inside job perpetrated by Anakin Skywalker to make up for choosing the wrong side. He was merely playing the same role that many undercover cops play.
Remember there is no real light or dark side, just the force and how those choose to use it (OG EU readers should be familiar with this).