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McDonalds: Say hello to Happy!
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Peanut Butter
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Woof.
No one talking how they obviously got into the Minion from Despicable Me bandwagon? Those things are a hit worlwide, both kids and adults love dumb shit and find it hilarious/cute. I never liked the Minions, so a McDonald rip-off doesn't do it for me.
Have you seen their new happy meals toys? The Spiderman ones are fucking depressing, cheap chinese bootleg toys put them to disgrace
Edit: It has just come out in the US? We've had this monster for almost a year now!
Have you seen their new happy meals toys? The Spiderman ones are fucking depressing, cheap chinese bootleg toys put them to disgrace
Edit: It has just come out in the US? We've had this monster for almost a year now!
Technically they started using the mascot before Despicable Me so not sure if serious.
But yeah, I've been seeing this hellish abomination for years now.
Operations
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The newswire link in the original tweet no longer works. Early pull out?
EDIT: nevermind, working now.
EDIT: nevermind, working now.
Nono, I'm actually serious. I've seen it for almost a year now, didn't expect it to be released before 2010. Still, shit taste all around the world for liking both of those creatures lol
Delicious Waffles
Member
Why does it have teeth?
stufte
Member
You know why...
Extra Sauce
Member
Looks like a tweaked out meth fiend about to jack me.
Besides, this is not how you introduce a new mascot. Come on. If I was in charge of Mickey D's marketing, I would have introduced him in a short film/commercial that is entertaining and compelling enough on its own to justify Happy's existence before people even get a chance to shun him.
Besides, this is not how you introduce a new mascot. Come on. If I was in charge of Mickey D's marketing, I would have introduced him in a short film/commercial that is entertaining and compelling enough on its own to justify Happy's existence before people even get a chance to shun him.
HalfwayOrb
Member
Don't see anything that bad bout this Happy guy.
You guys are way exaggerating.
You guys are way exaggerating.
Disagree Guy
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Lionel Mandrake
Member
"It's the only way I can get off anymore."
Exotoro
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HUELEN10
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I've got Grill Skills!Could be worse...it could always be worse...
Disagree Guy
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GodParticle
Member
I'm hitting all of my happy meals first from now on
Hours Left
Member
Nope.
Paracelsus
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Masquerader
Member
I just... Wow.
EDIT: Just to clarify, I would hate for my food to have a personality of any sort. That's why I remain a non-vegetarian. If food had a personality, I would apologise to every single piece of food in existence for eating their half cousins. So please. Stop trying to make food friendly~ And, ultimately, stop being so pathetic~
EDIT EDIT: I have noticed that the picture is a bad one. My God, it's terrible. All the other pictures aren't too bad, really. Still. It's awfully creepy.
It's so utterly terrifying that I got a side stitch from laughing so much at it.
EDIT: Just to clarify, I would hate for my food to have a personality of any sort. That's why I remain a non-vegetarian. If food had a personality, I would apologise to every single piece of food in existence for eating their half cousins. So please. Stop trying to make food friendly~ And, ultimately, stop being so pathetic~
EDIT EDIT: I have noticed that the picture is a bad one. My God, it's terrible. All the other pictures aren't too bad, really. Still. It's awfully creepy.
BlackGhost
Banned
This and the pelicans mascot, I just can't......
*runs
*runs
Mineshaft_Gap
4077th
This sounds like something Ronald McDonald would say right before whipping his dick out in front of a bunch of kids.
These are the Happy figurines I got a few months ago.
Fudge this
I want Mac the moon man back
zeioIIDX
Member
Welp. Thanks for reminding me that this literal nightmare fuel ever existed. Goodbye.
Gentleman Jack
Member
So what do these things act like when you can get Despicable Me toys out of them?
CreeperBlocks
Banned
Oh god that is Horrid.
That's more than I've laughed in months. Which is what I needed after seeing this nightmare fuel of a box.
NullPointer
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RPGCrazied
Member
Back to the drawing board. That is hideous. That isn't going to make children want to eat, but run away screaming in terror.
TheRealTalker
Banned
That's some serious backfire right there
PR Artist: "Well it looks like I am not putting something on my Resume"
Yeah, we have this thing for 2 years or so now.
Edit: Over 4 years apparently. How time flies
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