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[Innotech]

Sure buddy. N fans troll the most on this forum. Innotech and Jarrod being two of the biggest. Its just that no one cares because you all implement the latest stealth troll technology.

I am quite flattered that you would put me among the greatest trolls to ever set cursor upon the kingdom of Gaf, but the truth is, I am just a really biased asshole. I have not upgraded to the latest trolling technologies available at this time.

 

[jarrod]

*bows*

It's all payback for Saturn. <3 <3

 

[Linkup]

(in response to sega saying they should consider making hardcore games for the wii, and someone arguing that sega's ps360 games haven't sold super well so this might be a good option) who cares about sales, and anyway sega wouldn't have sold any better on the wii

:lol That's a good.

 

[PataHikari]

Stumpokapow.

<3

 

[donny2112]

Nice work, Stumpokapow.

Skimming over this list most of these trolls as you call them was me calling ... donny ... on statements that you make.

No, you didn't.

 

[Captain Smoker]

perhaps you could do with a little of the stealth troll technology:

***

are you sure you're sure, buddy?

:lol :lol

 

[Eteric Rice]

are you sure you're sure, buddy?

I'm not your buddy, friend!

 

[Man God]

I'm not your buddy, friend!

I'm not your friend, guy!

 

[Eteric Rice]

I'm not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

 

[Chumly]

So you writing the interpretation of how you felt about what wrote is me trolling. Maybe you shouldn't be so sensitive. My statements involve the reality of the situation and you have taken them out of context of the thread. Skimming over this list most of these trolls as you call them was me calling you and donny and jarrod and the others on statements that you make. Sorry if someone disagreeing with your assessments is a troll then you should have your mom post with you to avoid the meanies. Just looking at the last one listed others can go see in this very thread that I in no said that as written or trolled the Wii. If I trolled the Wii so did opiate but since I constantly question you and don't subscribe to your N fandom I am the one you call out.


Glad you took the time to "make up" all those great quotes. You should work in PR because you can spin statements like no other.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


Hes going down in flames!

 

[Jocchan]

are you sure you're sure, buddy?

 

[Threi]

this turned out to be surprisingly entertaining

 

[ShockingAlberto]

So you writing the interpretation of how you felt about what wrote is me trolling.

I gave up here after attempting to figure this out.

 

[D.Lo]

World class internet ownage from Stumpokapow.

 

[fernoca]

Oh and by the way..
STOP QUOTING STUMP'S POST JUST TO SAY "Darn" or "lol"...
Is like those threads were the OP posts 500- 1680 x 2400 pictures and every reply quotes the OP's 500 pics.. just to say: ":O!"!"

 

[Olaeh]

Stumpokapow, /clap.


You have completely dominated him. Well done.

 

[Christine]

Stumpokapow should have his mom post with him to avoid the meanies.

Oh god, I'm fucking dying here.

 

[Anth]

On the one hand, Stumpokapow's post seems really, really nerdish. God knows how much effort went into that, whether it was searching an entire poster's history, or maintaing a gigantic archive of trolling.

On the other hand, it's one of the finest examples of complete and utter ownage.

 

[DataBot]

Ok some speculation from me from facts.

-Nintendo bought MH3 for wii

-MH3 out in 2009

-The Gamecube graphic chip miniaturized last year for handhelds

-wii Graphic chip has low electric consumption

-wii uses almost the same programming tools as Gamecube

-DS sells like hotcakes N is King in Handheld deparment
=

Next Nintendo portable expected in 2009 or 2010.
What is the next logicall step?
MH3 can be easily ported to the next N Handeld which has the GC or wii graphics chip.
N already made the deal with C.
(All speculation)

 

[Vinnk]

Ownage

I am glad I'm not on your bad side. You left that guy a smoldering pile of mumbling rubble.

 

[Eteric Rice]

Ok some speculation from me from facts.

-Nintendo bought MH3 for wii

-MH3 out in 2009

-The Gamecube graphic chip miniaturized last year for handhelds

-wii Graphic chip has low electric consumption

-wii uses almost the same programming tools as Gamecube

-DS sells like hotcakes N is King in Handheld deparment
=

Next Nintendo portable expected in 2009 or 2010.
What is the next logicall step?
MH3 can be easily ported to the next N Handeld which has the GC or wii graphics chip.
N already made the deal with C.
(All speculation)

OH SHIT!

 

[Vinnk]

Any J-gaffers see Wii Wheels lately? They sold out in my town the day Mario Kart was released and I haven't seen one since. I am wondering if it is only my town.

 

[Flakster99]

Verbal diarrhea

Oh gtj1092, you're a glutton for punishment. What do you tell a person with two black eyes? Nothing, he's already been told twice.

 

[Kipe]

^^^ Wow. So that's how it looks when someone gets completely discredited and mercilessly humiliated on the internet. :lol :lol :lol

gtj1092, I recommend posting in a one console forum because I think the neogaf is a wii bit out of your league.

 

[Chris Michael]

I don't think I even want to know.

Good, let's keep it that way.

 

[Hammer24]

*note to self: never piss off Stumpokapow!* :lol

 

[RpgN]

Oh, wow. What's going on here? Do I see lonely member being bullied?

-----------------

On a brighter news, MHP is expected to sell 2 million copies, but can it sell 3 million as well? Find out, next year at the upcomming MCS :lol

 

[Thunder Monkey]

That's the bad thing about internet ownage.

Everyone within typing distance will chime in about it.

It's both one of the most gratifying things about the internet and potentially one of the most damaging.

That's why I try to keep it simple. This is nothing more then text on a screen. If you let any of it truly bother you then you obviously fail at life.

 

[cvxfreak]

Holy shit @ Stump :lol

 

[Gozan]

Glad you took the time to "make up" all those great quotes. You should work in PR because you can spin statements like no other.

 

[duckroll]

This is why we can't have good things...

 

[duckroll]

Okay, let's hope taking out the trash and spraying the room got rid of the stench for good.

 

[Jokeropia]

On the one hand, Stumpokapow's post seems really, really nerdish. God knows how much effort went into that, whether it was searching an entire poster's history, or maintaing a gigantic archive of trolling.

As fine a job as it was, it doesn't take that much effort using the "find all posts by user" search if the subject is as obvious a fanboy as was the case here.

 

[Kurosaki Ichigo]

Hey, I'm bac...wtf happened here? Well, seems like I only missed another tjhooker clone or something...

 

[Threi]

Okay, let's hope taking out the trash and spraying the room got rid of the stench for good.

<3

 

[Kenka]

Sorry to ask the usual question.


Where are mah JP data ?

 

[Captain Smoker]

This could be a very big week for Wii Fit.

As of 05/04/2008 Wii Fit had 1.939.000 units and according to Famitsu [the "Wii passed 6.000.000 units" - article], Wii Fit also passed the 2.000.000 mark.


> 61.000 units confirmed? xD

 

[Captain Smoker]

PSP: 73.000
Wii: 71.000
DSL: 48.000
PS3: 8.500
PS2: 8.000
360: 1.700



1. Mario Kart Wii (Wii) 119.000 [1.249.000]
2. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G (PSP) 95.000 [2.065.000]
3. Wii Fit (Wii) 64.000 [2.003.000]
4. Link's Crossbow Training (Wii) 50.000 [140.000]
5. Meccha Taiko Drum Master DS: Adventure in Seven Islands (DS) 34.000 [135.000]
6. Pokémon Ranger: Batonnage (DS) 28.000 [521.000]
7. Mario Kart DS (DS) 26.000 [3.033.000]
8. Wii Sports (Wii) 21.000 [2.925.000]
9. Wii Play (Wii) 18.000 [2.338.000]
10. We're Fossil Diggers (DS) 14.000 [105.000]

11. Deca Sporta (Wii) 13.000 [175.000]
12. DS Beautiful Letter Training (DS) 13.000 [223.000]
13. Musou Orochi: Maou Sairin (PS2) 13.000 [360.000]
14. Emblem of Gundam (DS) 12.000 [35.000]
15. Valkyrie of the Battlefield: Gallian Chronicles (PS3) 12.000 [113.000]
16. Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii) 11.000 [1.634.000]
17. Mario Party DS (DS) 11.000 [1.702.000]
18. Pro Baseball Sprits 5 (PS2) 10.000 [157.000]
19. New Super Mario Bros. (DS) 9.000 [5.170.000]
20.
21.
22. Yoiko's Life on an Uninhabited Island (DS) 8.100 [89.000]
23. Sight Training (DS) 7.700 [857.000]
25. Taiko Drum Master DS (DS) 6.800 [390.000]
26.
27. Sim City DS 2 (DS) 6.200 [125.000]
28. Nihon no Asoko de (PSP) 6.200 [16.000]
29. Crayon Shin-chan: Arashi wo Yobu Cinema Land (DS) 5.800 [85.000]
30. Animal Crossing: Wild World (DS) 5.700 [4.654.000]

 

[Dascu]

Impressive Wii sales.

 

[iidesuyo]

I guess it could be Wii > PSP in the Media Create numbers.

 

[slaughterking]

14. Village lawn emblem (???) 12.000 [35.000] [<--- ???]

Emblem of Gundam, no?

 

[Talamius]

Mario Kart DS: Harbringer of the zombie apocalypse? It will not die!

 

[RpgN]

Yes, nice bump for wii this week. I wonder why?

 

[Captain Smoker]

Emblem of Gundam, no?

You´re right, thanks.

 

[JaMarco]

where did the Wii boost come from?

 

[Jonnyram]

Now THIS is Golden Week

 

[Paracelsus]

Now THIS is Golden Wiik

Fixed.

 

[Captain Smoker]

Mario Kart Wii next 2.000.000 - seller on Wii? :lol

Monster Hunter 2nd G also very good numbers.

Valkyrie. ;_;

Mario Kart DS = XDDDDDDD
NSMB & Animal Crossing = XDDDDDD


Deca Sporta has some nice legs, 200.000 units confirmed? ^^

 

[test_account]

where did the Wii boost come from?

I would guess its because these numbers contains the last half of Golden Week (some japanese holiday or something i think?) if i'm not mistaken.

 

[gconsole]

2. Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G (PSP) 95.000 [2.065.000]

I remember someone bet his ban with MHP2G won't be able to make 2M before first half year :lol