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[ThatStupidLion]

Sometimes i wish i had a desk.... as a freeancer my desk changes every 2-4 weeks.

 

[Extra Sauce]

Get a Robocup

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Put up posters of anime waifus wearing MAGA hats.

 

[ElectricBanquet]

Why give a fuck what your co workers think tho?

My work desk is completely empty except for work related things...don't see the point of decorating your work space personally, I'd rather put that effort into decorating my home.

When I worked somewhere where I had a regular desk I did want to decorate it with stuff at first. Then I had to switch to another desk, and then sometime later to another one. I got tired of having to move all that stuff every time and adopted a pretty minimalist approach to my workspace after that.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

Get a Robocup

I want one of these, but it should be Godot from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

 

[Mr Fahrenheit]

I always think of personalizing my desk but the building is always leaking in all different spots and I'd rather not go into work for the day and find all my shit got ruined from water raining all over it.

 

[radios shipping overview]

My work desk is so empty that people don't think anybody sits there when I'm not around.

I make good use of my filing cabinet.

 

[PersonAndStuff]

The only thing you need on your desk is a staple remover because staple removers are cool. It's like a snake's jaw on your desk.

 

[navii]

i have a pirate flag near my desk and when im hang over i put it upside down.

 

[finowns]

OP, just don't put toys on your desk. Unless its Master Chief.

 

[seb]

Depends on what your job is. For my QA validation collegues may I recommend 'testing is doubting'?

 

[Thorgal]

 

[vikki]

Just get a mini aquarium designed for a snake, but don't put a snake in it. When they ask about it, you can just say " oh, he'll turn up eventually. He always does."

 

[Calvero]

i need some funny meme pictures to post on my wall

any suggestions?

edit: ohwait fuk

 

[zoukka]

All the empty space is for half empty coffee cups and water bottles...

 

[Hesemonni]

Tell your coworkers to fuck off and keep your desk clean instead of bringing unneeded shit to clutter and distract you from work?

 

[SlipperyFishes]

Hang this on your wall:

Amendment. Add one of your coworkers faces to it

 

[Robdraggoo]

I dont have anything on my walls but my licences becusse im rewuired by law to display them. I get co workers telling me the same thing.

I guess i dont want to feel at home there since i dont really like it.

Also im a little OCD about cleanliness and organization at my workspace. I hate clutter.

 

[Mascot]

Just get a mini aquarium designed for a snake, but don't put a snake in it. When they ask about it, you can just say " oh, he'll turn up eventually. He always does."

Ha ha..! Nice.

 

[MutFox]

1st thing I thought of.
Put up that picture.

 

[DontTouchMe]

Under no circumstances should you put any funkopop on your desk.

 

[#sorrynotsorry]

This is the worst thread. No info at all. No pics. No one should have responded to it. OP certainly hasn't.

 

[TwiztidElf]

 

[bengraven]

Get a Rubik's cube or action figures.

People love to mess around with transformers for example.

"God why do you have a toy on your desk?"

Thirty min later:

"Where is the wing supposed to go? And do they sell these at Walmart?"

 

[Freshmaker]

Nothing says fun more than clown memorabilia.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Hang this on your wall:

Get a whole calendar and photoshop your face onto all of them.

 

[andythinkpad]

Get a whole calendar and photoshop your face onto all of them.

Can you imagine the kind of thread his coworker would make in bizarro GAF?

Actually I am willing to photoshop for OP if he is up to it.

 

[Seventh]

Get a bunch of mason jars and fill them with feces from various wild animals. Make sure to label them appropriately and arrange them by color and texture all around your desk.

If you're just starting out, gorilla, elephant, tiger, human, zebra, giraffe, bear, and wolf feces should all be fairly easy to get ahold of if you live near a zoo.

 

[Extra Sauce]

I want one of these, but it should be Godot from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

But the best thing about it is the pun, which would be lost by changing the character.

 

[isaacnukem]

Make straw dolls that look like your workmates.

 

[Moose Biscuits]

I used to have this poster

 

[HardRojo]

A few Funkos, a couple of Amiibo, a nice mug, a few small pics of you, family, partner and other stuff.