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[AdjudicatorHead]

Perhaps if you are 1 of the 7 winners and already have the game, gift it to someone who entered. It was tough to pick only 7.

Which of you assholes isn’t already with the other 8 million plus tho? Living life wrong me thinks

No need to rub it in I might have overspent on Christmas presents for the family and left myself short...

 

[Kuranghi]

I wanna join in!

 

[Resistance100]

And we're done! The mods and I will deliberate and announce the winners soon, so stay tuned.

Game Awards eat your heart out

 

[N30RYU]

good luck everyone

 

[Soapy Wooder]

Hahahaha I haven't bought it yet because I wanted to wait a bit for mods on PC and have enough to play at the moment.

Pretty crazy I guess.

Between Xmas, my GF's birthday (12/26), and my crazy backlog, I had a hard time justifying $60 even though I'll probably still pick it up on impulse within the next 48 hours

No need to rub it in I might have overspent on Christmas presents for the family and left myself short...

 

[AdjudicatorHead]

 

[wolfmat]

Perhaps if you are 1 of the 7 winners and already have the game, gift it to someone who entered. It was tough to pick only 7.

Which of you assholes isn’t already with the other 8 million plus tho? Living life wrong me thinks

I am such an asshole

 

[ExpandKong]

ngl I spent all my money on jellybeans and pictures of pregnant womens' feet help a brother out

 

[Musky_Cheese]

I had a copy preordered. Lost running into a fire to save puppies. But I guess saving 50 puppies from death was reward enough.

 

[BeardGawd]

Good luck everyone! Very cool contest Idea!

 

[thebigmanjosh]

I know you're joking, but I cancelled it last week:

Gotta save those pennies for when my GF doesn't play by the budget rules and need to pull out the old "Your Real Present is in the Mail" switcheroo.

EDIT: Oh and great contest. It was so much fun to see how be weird and depraved some of you are with all of you.

 

[AdjudicatorHead]

I know you're joking, but I cancelled it last week:


Gotta save those pennies for when my GF doesn't play by the budget rules and need to pull out the old "Your Real Present is in the Mail" switcheroo.

Why did you blank out the "s" of Josh?

 

[RPSleon]

I had a copy preordered. Lost running into a fire to save puppies. But I guess saving 50 puppies from death was reward enough.

Yeah not everyone can do that, the world needs you, cant go getting you distracted by winning silly video games.

 

[BeardGawd]

I’ll gladly accept GAF platinum for my winnings

 

[Soapy Wooder]

I had a copy preordered. Lost running into a fire to save puppies. But I guess saving 50 puppies from death was reward enough.

Should be definitely. Plus your team won the Super Bowl recently right.

 

[thebigmanjosh]

Why did you blank out the "s" of Josh?

Gotta keep the mystery alive

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Why did you blank out the "s" of Josh?

To trick you into thinking of far more obvious names like jobh, joph, joth, jolh and jokh

 

[AdjudicatorHead]

Gotta keep the mystery alive

Yes thebigmanjosh... I could never have guessed

To trick you into thinking of far more obvious names like jobh, joph, joth, jolh and jokh

I know right, I mean... the username definitely doesn't give any hints. I was stumped for a few minutes.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Should be definitely. Plus your team won the Super Bowl recently right.

World Series actually. Last legitimate winners in fact

 

[ExpandKong]

To trick you into thinking of far more obvious names like jobh, joph, joth, jolh and jokh

Excuse me Joph is my name

 

[thebigmanjosh]

Yes thebigmanjosh... I could never have guessed



I know right, I mean... the username definitely doesn't give any hints. I was stumped for a few minutes.

 

[AdjudicatorHead]

Excuse me Joph is my name

Come on now Jobh, you're not fooling anyone with a ridiculous name like Joph.

 

[ExpandKong]

Come on now Jobh, you're not fooling anyone with a ridiculous name like Joph.

 

[Decontamination Silo]

Evilore, great job bringing GAF back to life. I'm a loooong time member but don't remember how foul my account suicide was (directed at SJW reeeee's, not you) so I'm not worried about restoring my old user name.

This thread feels like vintage GAF, and we're all better off for it. Kudos!

 

[EviLore]

There were way too many great entries to choose from. Also, we ended up with EIGHT copies of Cyberpunk to give away, so we're picking an extra winner.


My three picks:

1) Adebisi is rocking a fresh account, but really brought the heat with his entries, even if he was far too charitable with Cerium's measurements. The SpaceX video 'shop totally killed me:

2) strange headache brought technical skills and scathing social commentary to several entries, but this one in particular had a great visual design:

3) Rentahamster cleverly blended an in-joke meme with with an impressive overall concept:

Soapy Wooder 's pick:

4) bender always brings the Bender-themed memes in his GAF posts, and this was no exception. Well done! With shout-out to Kadayi for his assistance as well:

Mod of War 's pick:

5) Goldrusher brought a different kind of gamer social commentary that's painfully relevant right now. Stop scalping us, Dex!:

DGrayson 's pick:

6) regawdless had countless great entries, but this one hit us all with serious laughs:

Bill O'Rights 's picks:

7) Shadowplay1979 reminds us of what a time it is to be alive, with this classic 'shop of our President-Elect:

8) R6Rider adapts a timely meme with great technical skills for an audience favorite that had me rolling:

Bonus:

Maiden Voyage had this killer entry that wasn't strictly eligible to win per the rules, so he'll be getting an annual NeoGAF Gold gift membership as a bonus prize.

I'll contact the winners via PM shortly to sort out the distribution of prizes. Thanks so much to all the contestants. You really made for a legendary thread!

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Congrats winners

 

[AdjudicatorHead]

There were way too many great entries to choose from. Also, we ended up with EIGHT copies of Cyberpunk to give away, so we're picking an extra winner.


My three picks:

1) Adebisi is rocking a fresh account, but really brought the heat with his entries, even if he was far too charitable with Cerium's measurements. The SpaceX video 'shop totally killed me:

2) strange headache brought technical skills and scathing social commentary to several entries, but this one in particular had a great visual design:

3) Rentahamster cleverly blended an in-joke meme with with an impressive overall concept:

Soapy Wooder 's pick:

4) bender always brings the Bender-themed memes in his GAF posts, and this was no exception. Well done! With shout-out to Kadayi for his assistance as well:

Mod of War 's pick:

5) Goldrusher brought a different kind of gamer social commentary that's painfully relevant right now. Stop scalping us, Dex!:

DGrayson 's pick:

6) regawdless had countless great entries, but this one hit us all with serious laughs:

Bill O'Rights 's picks:

7) Shadowplay1979 reminds us of what a time it is to be alive, with this classic 'shop of our President-Elect:

8) R6Rider adapts a timely meme with great technical skills for an audience favorite that had me rolling:

Bonus:

Maiden Voyage had this killer entry that wasn't strictly eligible to win per the rules, so he'll be getting an annual NeoGAF Gold gift membership as a bonus prize.

I'll contact the winners via PM shortly to sort out the distribution of prizes. Thanks so much to all the contestants. You really made for a legendary thread!

Congrats to all who won! Well deserved! Thanks for the competition staff, was super fun.

 

[eddie4]

congrats all

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Much love everyone! So many killer entries!

 

[Ol'Scratch]

ROBBED!!!

 

[jshackles]

Congrats to all the winners, these were all hilarious!

 

[notseqi]

Congrats all!

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

congratz, those are pretty much the ones I thought would win too; wish I had more time to make something better.

 

[Soapy Wooder]

Lots of incredible entries. Thought bender was deserving. That and the Space X one were the 2 I went back to look at the most. For giggles.

 

[Toecutter]

Good work, folks. Congratulations!

 

[Red-Town]

I demand a recount!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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congrats to the winners

 

[ExpandKong]

Maybe next time wahhhhhhhh

CONGRATZ WINNERS fun contest

 

[TVexperto]

STOP THE COUNT

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

oh my god you're still using the avatar I made

Lol. Thanks for making it! It will probably be on there till the day neogaf closes down. I'm old and don't take well to change.

 

[Ol'Scratch]

This forum is biased against us Windows 98 Geocities users.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Congrats to all the winners! This thread was comedy gold!

 

[regawdless]

I.... I did it? Whoa.

Glad you enjoyed my work and thanks a lot!

Good to see my bro Maiden Voyage getting some respect as well.

 

[EviLore]

Also, very special thanks to the mod team for offering to expand the prize pool into the enormous giveaway we ended up with. Gaffers, you have the best forum moderators on the internet looking out for you.

 

[Caffeine]

congrats all enjoy the game!

 

[CrustyBritches]

Favorite time!

Spoiler

This one slayed me upon the mountainside. I almost sprayed Rockstar all over my screen. Thanks Ozzy Onya A2Z !

 

[WiseguyMVP]

Congrats to the winners!

 

[Apocryphon]

Congrats to the winners! Very well deserved

Brilliant thread. Looking forward to the next one.

 

[wolfmat]

I'll get you next time, free game

 

[Fbh]

Congrats to all the winners and thanks to the staff for having this givaway.

That video from Adebisi still cracks me up every time lol

 

[Soapy Wooder]

Maybe next time wahhhhhhhh

CONGRATZ WINNERS fun contest

That was why it was so tough to nick only 8.

You and AeonGaidenRaiden were both fantastic. jshackles and Ozzy Onya A2Z (with the Betty white).

I don’t think it would have been easier if we had 16 copies instead of 8.