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Vinterbird · May 17, 2011

jump_button said:
what time it start not steaming it i take it?

It's not a consumer event. If anything they will talk about API's, shaders and stuff that is not relevant to the normal user.

From The Dust · May 17, 2011

Neo Child said:
Sweet, can't wait till this all happens. So stoked for E3....

They dropped Nintendo WFC quite quickly, it's pretty stupid sounding. I think their online should be just like Club Nintendo (like Playstation Network or XBox Live).

The best part is it will also give use insight on the Cafe's online system

blu · May 17, 2011

No pictures of booth babes yet?

Opus Angelorum · May 17, 2011

blu said:
No pictures of booth babes yet?

There have been sightings of Miyamoto in a Mankini.

blu · May 17, 2011

Opus Angelorum said:
There have been sightings of Miyamoto in a Mankini.

Brazilian?

Opus Angelorum · May 17, 2011

blu said:
Brazilian?

No, he was born in Japan.

WillyFive · May 17, 2011

EatChildren said:
It's an event specifically targetted at developers. For, you know, developing games. It's not a press event. I'm pretty sure no press will be attending at all.

Nintendo have likely had many of these that we never even heard about. Expect nothing.

But they say this:

This will not be a technical conference. The target audience will not be programmers or marketing teams.

blu · May 17, 2011

Miyamoto shows racial prejudice by *not* wearing brazilian mankini in public, uses dreaded abduction technique on booth babes?

Luigiv · May 17, 2011

Willy105 said:
But they say this:

...

Target audience is Producers, Designers, key decision makers regarding game features, and project green lights. This will not be a technical conference. The target audience will not be programmers or marketing teams.

Jocchan · May 17, 2011

Willy105 said:
But they say this:

The key is in the first part:

Target audience is Producers, Designers, key decision makers regarding game features, and project green lights.

It's for those who decide to develop a project for the platform.

It's not a public event, there will be no press and, as some already said, Nintendo has several of these no one gets to know about externally.

AceBandage · May 17, 2011

So, it's not even a developer's conference.
It's a third party dick sucking event.
Hmmm....

From The Dust · May 17, 2011

AceBandage said:
So, it's not even a developer's conference.
It's a third party dick sucking event.
Hmmm....

Like E3 will be?

friskykillface · May 17, 2011

*looks at calender*
wtf lol, just finding out about this.

when i get out of my final this afternoon hopefully some good stuff are shown

From The Dust · May 17, 2011

friskykillface said:
*looks at calender*
wtf lol, just finding out about this.

when i get out of my final this afternoon hopefully some good stuff are shown

Expect nothing. This is a developers meeting

ace3skoot · May 17, 2011

From The Dust said:
Expect nothing. This is a developers meeting

always assume the worst that way you can only be pleasantly surprised, actually this a good rule to follow for anything Nintendo

heringer · May 17, 2011

Did they announce Majora's Mask remake already?

C'mon Nintendo, do it!

FoneBone · May 17, 2011

heringer said:
Did they announce Majora's Mask remake already?

C'mon Nintendo, do it!

That was reallllly worth bumping the thread for...

Instro · May 17, 2011

Sooo this happened already or what...?

heringer · May 17, 2011

FoneBone said:
That was reallllly worth bumping the thread for...

It's not like this thread is old.

Don't be blame me because you entered here expecting news.

Bentendo · May 17, 2011

heringer said:
It's not like this thread is old.

Don't be blame me because you entered here expecting news.

Just shut up and apologize for what you've done.

heringer · May 17, 2011

Bentendo said:
Just shut up and apologize for what you've done.

I'm afraid I alienated an entire community with this move. This is HUGE.
I've brought shame to myself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

I shall publicly apologize or I might kiss my Gaf membership card goodbye.

BY2K · May 17, 2011

heringer said:
Did they announce Majora's Mask remake already?

C'mon Nintendo, do it!

Mockingbird · May 18, 2011

Is this over yet?

Lonely1 · May 18, 2011

So, nothing?

AceBandage · May 18, 2011

It's likely all under NDA.

wondermega · May 18, 2011

damn just read about this right now (10PM)

sucks cause I live in walking distance and it's not unreasonable to try and get in to these sorts of things (sometimes)

ah well, next month and stuff

GAF A60-Rim A · May 18, 2011

the hell was this? another rumor? lol

wrowa · May 18, 2011

It was never meant for the public and we were never meant to know of it to begin with. I don't even know why people thought this would be threadworthy.

EatChildren · May 18, 2011

GAF A60-Rim A said:
the hell was this? another rumor? lol

No rumours. It happened. It just wasn't a conference or press event at all. Im not sure why people expected anything out of it.

beje · May 18, 2011

I just saw this, supposedly taped with a phone during the dev conference.

>>>>>POTENTIAL FAKE HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE<<<<<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjES1oOTlc&feature=player_embedded

Very well-done if fake.

swerve · May 18, 2011

beje said:
I just saw this, supposedly taped with a phone during the dev conference.

>>>>>POTENTIAL FAKE HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE<<<<<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjES1oOTlc&feature=player_embedded

It's already in both the most active Cafe threads. Now also in a 3DS thread!

beje said:
Very well-done if fake.

For sure, if the objective was to get exposure, it appears to be working.

supermackem · May 18, 2011

beje said:
I just saw this, supposedly taped with a phone during the dev conference.

>>>>>POTENTIAL FAKE HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE<<<<<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjES1oOTlc&feature=player_embedded

Very well-done if fake.

Wow someone went to alot of trouble to make a fake video.

beje · May 18, 2011

swerve said:
It's already in both the most active Cafe threads. Now also in a 3DS thread!

Ugh, clicked the wrong thead. Time to get a coffee.

qq more · May 18, 2011

heringer said:
Did they announce Majora's Mask remake already?

C'mon Nintendo, do it!

OoT remake is not even out yet, why would they announce a remake of its sequel so soon?

Luigiv · May 18, 2011

beje said:
I just saw this, supposedly taped with a phone during the dev conference.

>>>>>POTENTIAL FAKE HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE<<<<<

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjES1oOTlc&feature=player_embedded

Very well-done if fake.

Sarcasm? Looks like 3 Uni students with some semi decent Power point skills who got permission to set this up in one of the empty lecture theater. The generic looking device at the front could pretty much be anything from a mock-up to a completely different device all together.

~~90% sure it's fake.~~

Edit, actually, lets make that 100% sure.

Neo Child · May 18, 2011

supermackem said:
Wow someone went to alot of trouble to make a fake video.

At work, can't watch - whats in the fake video?

Luigiv · May 18, 2011

Neo Child said:
At work, can't watch - whats in the fake video?

3 tweens in a lecture theatre.

GAF A60-Rim A · May 18, 2011

Luigiv said:
3 tweens in a lecture theatre.

it's like the fake is some sort of semester-long college project

an A grade would be fooling GAF

Cosmonaut X · May 18, 2011

Luigiv said:
Sarcasm? Looks like 3 Uni students with some semi decent Power point skills who got permission to set this up in one of the empty lecture theater. The generic looking device at the front could pretty much be anything from a mock-up to a completely different device all together.

~~90% sure it's fake.~~

Edit, actually, lets make that 100% sure.

It also seems to use an illustration of the same "Windows 7-box-painted-grey" photos of the alleged Cafe system that were floating about a while back, right down to the slot-loading drive at the base of the front of the system.

Luigiv · May 18, 2011

Cosmonaut X said:
It also seems to use an illustration of the same "Windows 7-box-painted-grey" photos of the alleged Cafe system that were floating about a while back, right down to the slot-loading drive at the base of the front of the system.

Yep. Also the lack of audio further proves how simple and lazy this hoax was (they couldn't even be assed to write a fake speech).

Nocebo · May 18, 2011

beje said:
Very well-done if fake.

Really? Excuse me while I laugh my head off, then after that offer to sell you some snake oil and then laugh my arms off.

From The Dust · May 18, 2011

Luigiv said:
Yep. Also the lack of audio further proves how simple and lazy this hoax was (they couldn't even be assed to write a fake speech).

Do you know how many camera phones lack audio recording?

This is sarcasm, by the way

Gospel · May 18, 2011

Looks like attendees got a free 3DS with a copy SSFIV.

wow so much megatons

Sadist · May 18, 2011

Kind of interesting that they gave SSF IV.

Boney · May 18, 2011

Serenade said:
Looks like attendees got a free 3DS with a copy SSFIV.

wow so much megatons

nintendo doing a microsoft

BannedEpisode · May 18, 2011

Sadist said:
Kind of interesting that they gave SSF IV.

Well it is the best 3DS game available according to a lot of people.

Myself included

herzogzwei1989 · May 18, 2011

AceBandage said:
It's likely all under NDA.

Damn.

From The Dust · May 18, 2011

Boney said:
nintendo doing a microsoft

They need to be Sucking and blowing third parties if Nintendo wants their games so...

MarshMellow96 · May 18, 2011

Sadist said:
Kind of interesting that they gave SSF IV.

It's Nintendo's way of saying 'look what you can do if you actually bother', I'd wager..

Which, thinking about it, is quite ironic...

antonz · May 18, 2011

Come on the real megaton is the fact CDProjekt Red was possibly there

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