Oh jesus christ. You guys were right about Very.
Just got my 'Grey Switch with Zelda' bundle delivered today, and it's.... a pair of Neon Joy Cons.
I'm not fucking kidding.
The receipt with the parcel, the sticker on the parcel itself, all say Switch with Zelda. I rang them up (customer service guy was actually very nice), and apparently the bundle is out of stock. Even though I ordered it... when it was in stock...
He thinks this is why I was given the controllers instead (?!). Apparently I'll get the real console "by the 5th of May", but I'm not holding my breath. I'm gutted- it was meant to be for my birthday next week!
Also, fuck Yodel- the delivery driver didn't get me to sign for it, didn't even ring the bell, he just opened my front door himself (which is trespassing) and just dumped the parcel on the floor!!
I got such a good discount on the Switch that I don't want to just cancel my order. I'll give it until the 5th of May, I guess.
Edit: Oh and get this- I just opened the Joy Con box, and they are grey Joy Cons despite the box being Neon, and also they don't have the Joy Con grips, which I'm sure are meant to come with them? Unbelievable.