avant-garde
AVANT GARDE
for some first year of community college multimedia course After Effects video stuff.
You've gone too far this time Sunny! Too far by half!
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October Wrasslin' |OT| I'm seein' double here...
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avant-garde
AVANT GARDE
for some first year of community college multimedia course After Effects video stuff.
You've gone too far this time Sunny! Too far by half!
FallingEdge
Member
FallingEdge shooting in OT
apparently in the OT, you can't use nerd to describe someone who is a jerk
RecRoulette
Member
The Wyatts vs New Day at the compound was SHIT but at least it had some basic logic.
It looks like Lucha Underground season 1 compared to the House of Horrors.
It looks like Lucha Underground season 1 compared to the House of Horrors.
I read your OP and immediately thought "This is going to go well" lol. Dickbags would have been a better word to use.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
AVANT GARDE is legit one of the funnier things Sunny's done. I missed/forgot about his wild defenses of utter shite
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Deleted member 47027
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Bray Wyatt's story is avant garde.
Wikipedia bullshit sez:
People or works that are experimental, radical, or unorthodox with respect to art, culture, or society. It may be characterized by nontraditional, aesthetic innovation and initial unacceptability
Hmm, initial unacceptability.
Let's see how this all plays out.
Wikipedia bullshit sez:
People or works that are experimental, radical, or unorthodox with respect to art, culture, or society. It may be characterized by nontraditional, aesthetic innovation and initial unacceptability
Hmm, initial unacceptability.
Let's see how this all plays out.
excelsiorlef
Member
The problem with Bray's booking isn't even that it's weird or strange or spooky or supernatural or whatever, the problem is that they only go half way with it....
A House of Horrors where the only thing that mattered was a fridge and the match ended in a normal pin fall after interference from Jinder.
A burning of the compound which was supposed to devastate Bray instead quote unquoted made him stronger.
This Stronger Bray amounted too a bit of black goo from the mouth once, and one scene where he had a bunch of sheep dude and a crucix
That crucix amounted to somehow Randy Orton having it and using it to burn the ground and bones of Sister Abigal... which should have weakened Bray
That amounted to instead Bray having the extra power of projections of creepy things at Mania to disorient Randy
Except those projections amounted to absolutely nothing as he lost in like 9 minutes to a regular old RKO and Randy never really sold the projections as doing anything to him... They didn't even factor into the finish for pity sake.
Like none of it sticks and none of it ends up mattering that's the problem
A House of Horrors where the only thing that mattered was a fridge and the match ended in a normal pin fall after interference from Jinder.
A burning of the compound which was supposed to devastate Bray instead quote unquoted made him stronger.
This Stronger Bray amounted too a bit of black goo from the mouth once, and one scene where he had a bunch of sheep dude and a crucix
That crucix amounted to somehow Randy Orton having it and using it to burn the ground and bones of Sister Abigal... which should have weakened Bray
That amounted to instead Bray having the extra power of projections of creepy things at Mania to disorient Randy
Except those projections amounted to absolutely nothing as he lost in like 9 minutes to a regular old RKO and Randy never really sold the projections as doing anything to him... They didn't even factor into the finish for pity sake.
Like none of it sticks and none of it ends up mattering that's the problem
Buff Bagwell's mom on a forklift was the most Avante Garde moment in our great sport.
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Deleted member 47027
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I won't disagree, ExcelsiorFiefdom.
They need to let him stick the landing.
They need to let him stick the landing.
wild wild rice
Member
DDT is avant garde.
excelsiorlef
Member
I love Bray, but they make him boring as fuck because nothing he does matters
Like fuck he was great with Orton because it felt like it mattered.
Even the burning of the compound was great in the moment but they ruined it literally the next week. That moment should have been Bray's face turn and Orton's heel turn.
Like fuck he was great with Orton because it felt like it mattered.
Even the burning of the compound was great in the moment but they ruined it literally the next week. That moment should have been Bray's face turn and Orton's heel turn.
Excelsior's pretty on point. Any time they do something with Bray that's basically meant to be a big shift in his character (whether it be weaken him or strengthen him) they almost always walk it back within a couple of weeks. Another example would be when Bray somehow got both Taker and Kane's powers and then Kane and Taker walked out and were like "nah gimme them back plz"
slightconfuse
Banned
Bray is bad.
LU has done stuff 1000x better
LU has done stuff 1000x better
RecRoulette
Member
Bray stealing Undertaker and Kane's powers and losing them a week later was the point where I went "Yeah, they're never making this dude a legit threat"
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Deleted member 47027
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You need to change back to VinnyMac so we can avatar-quote you more
Max Landis should come back.
PLEASE. You think he's on the level of Ziggler. No chance. Ziggler is thoroughly awful
Let's see how this all plays out.
This was a great match until the ending. Because of that ending it's one of the few black spots on what is possibly the GOAT Wrestlemania
Hybrid - Max McMahon
TNA has done better
It all makes sense now. WWE is actually a post-modern deconstruction of the wrestling genre.
damn...
FlammableD
Banned
Hmm there was a random Pete Dunne vs Damian Dunne match at an indie lately, tempted to check it out. Wonder how often that's happened lately.
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excelsiorlef
Member
Yeah was gonna add that to the list
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Because they think they already have a new Taker in Bray, so they can just have him lose and look bad constantly and it won't matter because "people will still care the next time he does something spooky or something that might look interesting"
This angle has definitively proven that wrong because nobody thinks Bray's Sister Abigail looks spooky, interesting, or worth caring about
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Deleted member 47027
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I wouldn't say "nobody"
I'm genuinely interested in wtf he's going to do. I don't have high expectations, honestly I don't. But I want to see what they're willing to do.
RecRoulette
Member
wild wild rice
Member
WWE is basically a simulacrum of Vince McMahon's fantasies and nothing outside of his scripts and determinations are valid. It's like Evil Within where you're trapped in the mind of a serial killer, except this is in reality and encompasses the professional careers of actual individuals being payed to act out his whims. If Vince didn't have money and power, the illusion would be broken.
/Baudrillard
DDT is actually a post-modern deconstruction of the wrestling genre
Not a whole lot.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
This ain't STEM and it ain't a nightmare, pal.
I agree, but I still want to see.
Brian_FETO
Banned
They should give Bray a spooky pothead gimmick and Finn can paint his face green
"Demon Leaf! Where are you my sweet Demon Leaf!"
"Demon Leaf! Where are you my sweet Demon Leaf!"
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I'll take a page out of your book here with this one:
If I ever find Bray Sister Abigail Wyatt's feud with Finn Demon Pumpkin King Balor anything but dumb as fuck, I won't even wait for a mod, just a quote of this post, and I'll walk away from this fine establishment for good.
Not a year. For good. For ever.
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Deleted member 47027
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Too risky. You don't think it is, but it's possible. WWE can surprise you. They usually don't, but what if?
Sweeney Tom
Banned
St Patricks Day already happened
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE WWE MAGGLE!
Brian_FETO
Banned
Implying this feud won't still be going in March
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Deleted member 47027
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this is funnier than it should be, I smiled.
To tell you all what's going to happen to Bray Wyatt after this feud, let me introduce to you my time traveling friend The Flash
Hey guys, Bray's going to lose to Pumpkin Balor. Cole's going to talk about how Bray and Abigail have been defeated. Then Bray vanishes for a few weeks before showing up again to feud with Matt and Jeff Hardy, where he acts like his normal self and nothing from the Balor feud mattered.
Hey guys, Bray's going to lose to Pumpkin Balor. Cole's going to talk about how Bray and Abigail have been defeated. Then Bray vanishes for a few weeks before showing up again to feud with Matt and Jeff Hardy, where he acts like his normal self and nothing from the Balor feud mattered.
This all climaxes in an Inferno Match where Bray tries to light him up, right?