Well, after last night's epic fucking chokefest in Oakland, Gardenhire came to his senses and put Mauer (.437/.485/.759 in 24 games when hitting 2nd) back in the 2 hole tonight , after farting around with Harris, Casilla, Tolbert and even Nick Fucking Punto for a game, for the rest of the season while they put up a combined line of .194/.261/.258.
Then, as if to wipe away all the goodwill he got with this gesture by starting Casilla at 2nd (.172/.237/.211) and Punto at short (.209/.326/.251) while Brendan Harris, who isn't great but is a significant improvement over those two, rides the pine. Now let's be honest, we have fucking nil for middle infielders both in the major league club and in the farm system. Yet we leave the one guy who's at least playing at replacement level on the fucking bench.
We have an extremely flawed team. Our pitching staff is inconsistent, outside of Nathan and Guerrier (who's arm is due to fall off sometime soon as he pitches nearly every other night) we have no one in our pen who can consistently get people out, and we have about three automatic outs in our lineup on any given night.
Yet, our manager is too bullheaded to get over his ideas about lineup construction ("2 hole has to be a speedy, light hitting utility infielder") or bullpen usage ("our closer, and best pitcher, should only pitch in save situations") to work around those things. The fact that our team has been as competitive as they have given the motley crew of retreads and washed up veterans we've trotted out there year after year is certainly good but this team can't fucking put anyone away, and they're doomed to be always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
The front office has known for two seasons that we need bullpen help and yet here we are with 4 long relievers in our bullpen. We know the infield is weak so what do we do? We trade away our good starting shortstop in the '08 offseason, then this year instead of making a splash, we resign fucking Punto for far more than he's worth, and far more than other BETTER options to play short. And the only player in the middle infield worth a damn, Harris, was nearly fucking left in AAA at the start of the season for Tolbert. It's just maddening.
Gardenhire needs to get over himself and put his best fucking lineup out there. The front office needs to give him some fucking pieces to work with. There were some rumblings recently that Mauer wants to win, and that's more important to him than the money when his contract discussions are underway. If this team doesn't resign Mauer, they're completely hosed. The fans will burn Target Field to the ground. Morneau has said if we lose Mauer, he's going to leave in FA.
So Bill Smith, fucking do something. Don't sit on your hands and give us that same bullshit fucking line about "nothing matching up" that we have heard the last 5 or 6 trading deadlines. You pulled that fucking shit this offseason, watched all the good relievers get signed, and then got Luis Ayala. You hesitated to sign any Type A free agents yet they were cheap and boy, wouldn't Orlando Hudson look good at fucking 2nd base instead of the shell of Alexei Casilla.
Whatever, the same shit will happen. We'll make another token signing like Grudzielanek, end the season a couple games back in the division, and then look around and go "huh, what happened?"
Fuck me. If they piss around and lose Mauer I am 100% done with this team.