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[reilo]

Kobe's got a tramp stamp:

Lamar is still married to a tramp:

Sasha has more game than a tramp:

But the Raptors are still the ones that get abused like a tramp:

December's here. Is it time to give a shit yet?

 

[Branduil]

Not many teams can combine the best offense of all time with the worst defense of all time.

 

[Anth0ny]

:lol @ Bonner slamming on us.

That's amazing.

 

[DY_nasty]

Not many teams can combine the best offense of all time with the worst defense of all time.

Or combine the best defense of all time with the worst offense of all time.

 

[Zep]

 

[giri]

Not many teams can combine the best offense of all time with the worst defense of all time.

Especially with the greatest PF4 of all time on the team.

 

[Brinbe]

smh @ the raptors getting the bidnes from the red rocket. just gotta include Bosh getting tiger kneed by Pierce.

 

[layzie1989]

Official 2010 Dec NBA Season Thread of the New Jersey Nets, Winless and Lovin it...

 

[Rodeo Clown]

 

[Forceatowulf]

Un-fucking-believable. Sasha Vujacic is banging Sharapova and Sheldon Williams is banging Candace Parker.

Is there a God? I doubt it. But if their is he has a sick sense of fucking humor.

 

[Kak.efes]

I hear LaMarcus Aldridge is getting paid twenty million dollars more than Andrea Bargnani, while averaging inferior stats.

 

[Forceatowulf]

Thread should have had a mention of the Nets. I mean look at them.. god damn.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

I love that Bonner gif. He looks so happy. It's like the Raptors bring joy to all the basketball players of the world.

 

[bgassassin]

Considering when the Grizzlies were 1-8 and that lone win was against the Raps, I will agree with that statement.

Un-fucking-believable. Sasha Vujacic is banging Sharapova and Sheldon Williams is banging Candace Parker.

Is there a God? I doubt it. But if their is he has a sick sense of fucking humor.

Don't forget Earl Watson married Jennifer Freeman.

 

[Oozer3993]

Un-fucking-believable. Sasha Vujacic is banging Sharapova and Sheldon Williams is banging Candace Parker.

Is there a God? I doubt it. But if their is he has a sick sense of fucking humor.

Don't forget Earl Watson married Jennifer Freeman.

I'm going to try to look at this positively: This gives hope to homely/average guys everywhere! I might have a chance with T-Swizzle!

Thread should have had a mention of the Nets. I mean look at them.. god damn.

Official 2009 Dec NBA Season Thread of the Nets have 99 Problems but a Win Ain't One

 

[numble]

Un-fucking-believable. Sasha Vujacic is banging Sharapova and Sheldon Williams is banging Candace Parker.

Is there a God? I doubt it. But if their is he has a sick sense of fucking humor.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

"Guys made a commitment that they were not going to not play hard anymore," Rambis said. "I've maintained all along this is a good group of guys. They're trying to do the right things. They're staying together. There's no finger pointing. There's no blame. They want to get better to give themselves an opportunity to win. It's just a matter of their youth and their inexperience."

They're not going to not play hard anymore: the 2009 Minnesota Timberwolves.

 

[DY_nasty]

Don't forget Earl Watson married Jennifer Freeman.

wtf...

wtf

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

All of you who keep clowning Khloe are crazy. Sorry but she is attractive. Oh, and I much prefer like last season just one thread for the entire year. Ehh...

 

[woodchuck]

Official 2009 Dec NBA Season Thread of the Nets have 99 Problems but a Win Ain't One

:lol

 

[DY_nasty]

All of you who keep clowning Khloe are crazy. Sorry but she is attractive. Oh, and I much prefer like last season just one thread for the entire year. Ehh...

She is somewhat attractive

but she's the ugly Kardashian.

 

[reilo]

All of you who keep clowning Khloe are crazy. Sorry but she is attractive. Oh, and I much prefer like last season just one thread for the entire year. Ehh...

What? We've never had one thread for the entire year.

 

[LiveFromKyoto]

They're not going to not play hard anymore: the 2009 Minnesota Timberwolves.

That's really good, I'm currently drawing pride from this statement:

"We haven't been able to play more zone defence, because we haven't had time to practice it."

The team I cheer for doesn't know what a zone defence is because they haven't had any time to practice recently, like in the two month preseason they just finished. Feels good, man.

 

[charsace]

Mod please add some blazer jokes. These OPs never have any.

 

[giri]

All of you who keep clowning Khloe are crazy. Sorry but she is attractive. Oh, and I much prefer like last season just one thread for the entire year. Ehh...

Is this another of your joke posts?

 

[Forceatowulf]

Official 2009 Dec NBA Season Thread of the Nets have 99 Problems but a Win Ain't One

Motherfuckin' Win.

 

[DY_nasty]

Everything's pretty quiet in Portland...

Andre Miller isn't really living up to the hype or his contract, but he sure can bake some nice muffins!

Guys are getting along just fine.

 

[pilonv1]

Official 2009 Dec NBA Season Thread of the Nets have 99 Problems but a Win Ain't One

:lol :lol HOW IS THIS NOT THE TITLE

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

What? We've never had one thread for the entire year.

What? I could have sworn last season was just one long thread.

 

[Khalifa Jayy]

I hate when the stickied threads get re-ordered. Throws me off so damn much.

 

[strikeselect]

That Revolving Door Rose™(#1 pick in 2008) is working wonders for the Bulls. A crummy 6 - 9 record with the destination looking more and more like lottery.

Just look at the stats for tonight's game against the mediocre, miserable, pathetic, bottom of the barrel Milwaukee Bucks. Gave up 15 pts to the much smaller and less athletic rookie Jennings while shooting a putrid 8 - 17 from the field.

This is why I've said giving the keys to your franchise to such a young player without first INSTALLING the fundamentals (hustle, rebounding, professionalism, defense, etc. etc) is a bad idea.

I may get frustrated with his playing time but I'm glad the Heat brass is bringing SuperCoolBeas along slowly for when it matters: 2010 and beyond.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

Is this another of your joke posts?

Oh, you no you are happy the Nets lost to the Lakers; after all, you wouldn't want me to stay away from this thread.

 

[reilo]

What? I could have sworn last season was just one long thread.

No, it wasn't. The Off-Season thread was.

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

No, it wasn't. The Off-Season thread was.

Hmm. Ok.

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

Not sure which team has a bigger coach problem, the Cavs or the Blazers.

 

[DY_nasty]

I'm gonna miss DJ Augustin. He had so much potential here in Charlotte - LB has ruined him.

 

[strikeselect]

I'm gonna miss DJ Augustin. He had so much potential here in Charlotte - LB has ruined him.

Set aside those homerish frustrations. Coaches are overrated. Players make the plays.

Augustin is what he is. A midget PG with a decent shot and subpar athleticism.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Not sure which team has a bigger coach problem, the Cavs or the Blazers.

McMillan is holding Portland back more. Free the Blazers!

 

[pilonv1]

Monta Ellis has 36, 5 assists and 5 steals with 13 minutes to go. Guy is fucking beasting

 

[DY_nasty]

Set aside those homerish frustrations. Coaches are overrated. Players make the plays.

Augustin is what he is. A midget PG with a decent shot and subpar athleticism.

The kid is a great point guard prospect, but whatever Larry Brown did to him in the off-season has been sinister to say the least. He's too shellshocked to play meaningful minutes with Brown over his shoulder.

 

[pilonv1]

:lol :lol :lol

Ellis with 7 straight points to open the 4th quarter in 64 seconds.

 

[methodman]

:lol :lol :lol

Ellis with 7 straight points to open the 4th quarter in 64 seconds.

Monta needs to drop 50+. Dude is terrorizing the Pacers.

BTW,

Curry sucks ass, and should stick on the bench. CJ is outplaying him.

 

[strikeselect]

Monta is putting on a show against the lousy Pacers. Has jacked up 26 shots already and there's still 10 mins to go in the 4th.

Gotta love Nellie ball

 

[pilonv1]

Monta needs to drop 50+. Dude is terrorizing the Pacers.

BTW,

Curry sucks ass, and should stick on the bench. CJ is outplaying him.

I dont think he sucks, he's just a rookie.

How is Randolph not playing more?

 

[Zep]

"Iguodala was shooting that last shot and Dalembert thought it was an alley-oop. Iguodala goes to Sam, "I was shooting, Sam ..."

You could then hear Kidd telling Dirk 'he goltended his own guys shot'

Like I said, I've seen it all.

 

[DY_nasty]

Iguodala was shooting that last shot and Dalembert thought it was an alley-oop. Iguodala goes to Sam, "I was shooting, Sam ..."

You could then hear Kidd telling Dirk 'he goltended his own guys shot'

Like I said, I've seen it all.

:lol

 

[charsace]

That Revolving Door Rose™(#1 pick in 2008) is working wonders for the Bulls. A crummy 6 - 9 record with the destination looking more and more like lottery.

Just look at the stats for tonight's game against the mediocre, miserable, pathetic, bottom of the barrel Milwaukee Bucks. Gave up 15 pts to the much smaller and less athletic rookie Jennings while shooting a putrid 8 - 17 from the field.

This is why I've said giving the keys to your franchise to such a young player without first INSTALLING the fundamentals (hustle, rebounding, professionalism, defense, etc. etc) is a bad idea.

I may get frustrated with his playing time but I'm glad the Heat brass is bringing SuperCoolBeas along slowly for when it matters: 2010 and beyond.

You should try to get a job at BSPN. You spin pretty damn good for Beasley. One can only imagine what you could do for Lebron.

 

[pilonv1]

wtf Gamecast says Monta Ellis has 7 fouls? 45 points with 6 mins to go too

 

[methodman]

wow horrible foul call

 

[ph33nix]

The kid is a great point guard prospect, but whatever Larry Brown did to him in the off-season has been sinister to say the least. He's too shellshocked to play meaningful minutes with Brown over his shoulder.

Play the right way, motherfucker.