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[SpeedingUptoStop]

I am not a girl.

 

[VariantX04]

I am not a girl.

Don't you at least wish you were?

 

[AqueousTransmission]

I am not a girl.

I'm a girl and I know him IRL so it's cool guys, he's allowed in our club.

 

[Vox-Pop]

I am not a girl.

I thought I was talking to a girl all along. :/

 

[Poyunch]

I don't feel like I should be in this thread. I shall leave.

 

[Boogie]

Ah, we've come a long way since:

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/introduction-12-06-2003.htm

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/undoing-a-bra-03-02-2004.htm

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/do_women_really_swallow_10-08-2003.htm

ah, good times. :lol

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

In which we will also argue the merits of girls' clothes versus guys' clothes and occasionally get Dear Abbyed, because if we have the punani, we must clearly speak for All Women.

There is no discussion, women have better clothes. It's a god damn fact.

I thought I was talking to a girl all along. :/

Funny, most people think I'm a middle aged black man.

 

[Vox-Pop]

There is no discussion, women have better clothes. It's a god damn fact.


Funny, most people think I'm a middle aged black man.

I thought you were a middle aged black female that liked young adults named vox-pop.

 

[SpeedingUptoStop]

I thought you were a middle aged black female that liked young adults named vox-pop.

I can be.


For a price.

 

[Munch]

My friend told me girls fart. MIND = BLOWN if true.

You obviously didn't visit our last thread. I take massive shits, yo. Massive shits. Especially when drunk.

 

[Inanna]

My friend told me girls fart. MIND = BLOWN if true.

I once had a farting competition with my bf, guess who won?

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

Welcome ladies, this thread seems way overdue.

 

[Costanza]

I once had a farting competition with my bf, guess who won?

Nobody.

 

[VariantX04]

You obviously didn't visit our last thread. I take massive shits, yo. Massive shits. Especially when drunk.

Now you're just pullin' my leg...

I once had a farting competition with my bf, guess who won?

We all do now.

 

[Talon]

Nobody.

10/10

 

[JumpJeff84]

As a guy who knows what women want, I feel I'm required to post in this thread.

 

[Inanna]

Now you're just pullin' my leg...


We all do now.

What? Farts are funny.

 

[Boogie]

Are you Mel Gibson?

dammit, icarus, you quite literally beat me to that exact line.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Are you Mel Gibson?

No. I tend not to go on anti-semetic tirades after I've had a couple of drinks.

 

[demon]

No. I tend not to go on anti-semetic tirades after I've had a couple of drinks.

whatever you say, sugartits.

 

[JumpJeff84]

whatever you say, sugartits.

Allright, that's it. You and me asshole- let's settle this in the Thunderdome.

 

[Plywood]

I will use this thread to ask female gaffers random shit from time to time.

For example: What is your opinion on this? And do you know about any female comedians by chance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pxJ2d6bdoc

 

[demon]

Allright, that's it. You and me asshole- let's settle this in the Thunderdome.

Not until you GIVE ME BACK MY SON.

 

[SouthernDragon]

There is no discussion, women have better clothes. It's a god damn fact.

Seconded. Women's clothing is much more interesting, which is why I don't mind going out with women and help them shop.

Male clothing is so fucking BORING. I need a girl to help me dress myself.

 

[Munch]

Seconded. Women's clothing is much more interesting, which is why I don't mind going out with women and help them shop.

Male clothing is so fucking BORING. I need a girl to help me dress myself.

Men's clothing rules and just looks damn sexy on women. I like me in a suit. Prrrrr.

 

[wRATH2x]

My friend told me girls fart. MIND = BLOWN if true.

You mean you never smelled a girl's farts before?

 

[wRATH2x]

I'm a girl and I know him IRL so it's cool guys, he's allowed in our club.

Holy shit I want to meet him in real life, then our plans to crash the Inception afterparty can move forward.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

awesome, been looking a long time for an all-purpose girl. Oh wait, this isn't the thread i was looking for. carry on, then.

 

[Boogie]

whatever you say, sugartits.

I <3 you demon. :lol

For example: What is your opinion on this? And do you about any female comedians by chance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pxJ2d6bdoc

Oh look, it's a female comic who can only create "comedy" by talking about female-specific issues. This is my surprised face.

Spoiler

Women can absolutely be funny. But it is my entirely defensible position that the majority* of female comics make their living by creating bits focused on the fact that they are women and the travails of their sex.

 

[JumpJeff84]

Holy shit I want to meet him in real life, then our plans to crash the Inception afterparty can move forward.

Totally off-topic, but your avatar reminded me: Visited Bruce Lee's grave on Saturday.

 

[RevenantKioku]

There is no discussion, women have better clothes. It's a god damn fact.

Which is mostly due to the freedom allowed. Seriously. Look at any formal event. All the dudes look the same. What is that horseshit.

 

[RevenantKioku]

Ah, we've come a long way since:

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/introduction-12-06-2003.htm

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/undoing-a-bra-03-02-2004.htm

http://www.goodcowfilms.com/farm/basement/ga-archive/do_women_really_swallow_10-08-2003.htm

ah, good times. :lol

Whatever happened to Tazznum anyway?

 

[Boogie]

Whatever happened to Tazznum anyway?

I think she got married to Loki.

edit: I'm more concerned about whatever happened to Darkshire, since I seem to have inherited the expected "" from him...

I do miss 03-05 GAF. Those were the best of times, the worst of times....plus Fanta Shokata.

 

[Tony Danza]

Do any of the women on GAF have a deep vested interest in quality 90's east coast rap? It'd be cool but I doubt any of you do. I can not think of one female I know who shares this interest. Maybe it has something to do with how women are generally portrayed within this style of music.
Example:
AZ - Ho Happy Jackie

 

[ATF487]

Seconded. Women's clothing is much more interesting, which is why I don't mind going out with women and help them shop.

Male clothing is so fucking BORING. I need a girl to help me dress myself.

I'd take boring and cheap over cool but SO DAMNED EXPENSIVE

 

[VariantX04]

So how many girls are actually posting in this thread right now?

You mean you never smelled a girl's farts before?

I'm having a hard time believing it as it is mang. Btw, I didn't see your call the other day. What's up?

 

[Stahsky]

It's kinda annoying seeing guys still act so weirdly around girls on the internet, but it's good to know most of the gals on this forum seem real down to earth and not doing that whole "I play games and have breasts, kneel before me" silliness.

Anyway, uhhh.. Here, have a cute:

*leaves*

 

[SouthernDragon]

Men's clothing rules and just looks damn sexy on women. I like me in a suit. Prrrrr.

Well, duh. Women are more pleasant to look at. Doesn't change the fact that men's clothes are boring on men. boooourns

I'd take boring and cheap over cool but SO DAMNED EXPENSIVE

Even expensive men's clothing is boring. Women can be cheap but interesting.

It's unfair, really.
For the women. They have to look at boring men all the time.

 

[Plywood]

Oh look, it's a female comic who can only create "comedy" by talking about female-specific issues. This is my surprised face.

Spoiler

Women can absolutely be funny. But it is my entirely defensible position that the majority* of female comics make their living by creating bits focused on the fact that they are women and the travails of their sex.

I agree that it 'seems' the majority of them only like to talk about them being women and their clitoris. But I also think its because possibly women are not inherently funny. So they have to try even harder to be. (Not being sexist, just trying to make an observation here.) Though I'll admit as I guy I found the clip funny, not because of the words per say, but the noise she made to explain their 'communicating on a different level' and her mannerisms from there on. So I suppose while the clip wasn't exactly laugh out loud, it made me smile, seeing her act goofy/silly. Maybe they aren't naturally funny because society doesn't expect it out of them. What do you think?

 

[Tony Danza]

It's kinda annoying seeing guys still act so weirdly around girls on the internet, but it's good to know most of the gals on this forum seem real down to earth and not doing that whole "I play games and have breasts, kneel before me" silliness.

Anyway, uhhh.. Here, have a cute:

*leaves*

You sure you don't want to stay and talk some flatulence?

 

[RevenantKioku]

I think she got married to Loki.

edit: I'm more concerned about whatever happened to Darkshire, since I seem to have inherited the expected "" from him...

I do miss 03-05 GAF. Those were the best of times, the worst of times....plus Fanta Shokata.

Oh god, they were good times. And I think it was summer '03 when BuddyC's big thread wen down, right? That is the first time (and only time, actually) that I was refreshing a thread like that.

 

[Sai-kun]

It's kinda annoying seeing guys still act so weirdly around girls on the internet, but it's good to know most of the gals on this forum seem real down to earth and not doing that whole "I play games and have breasts, kneel before me" silliness.

Anyway, uhhh.. Here, have a cute:

*leaves*

Hey wait only I'm allowed to post that image :lol

 

[Noshino]

There is no discussion, women have better clothes. It's a god damn fact.

I hate the fact that women have it much easier when it comes to clothes, they not only have more clothes to pick from, but in average, the prices tend to be cheaper as well.

 

[esquire]

I thought this was the new "catch-all" girl-age thread.

Anyway, just wanted to say that BladeWorker is one of my favorite posters on NeoGAF. She just seems like a very chill, level-headed, and all-round cool person. Need more people like her around here to better compliment the excessive zany. I hate to play favorites because I like most people here regardless, but I notice BladeWorkers posts more as she always gives me good advice in the Girl-age thread.

I hate the fact that women have it much easier when it comes to clothes, they not only have more clothes to pick from, but in average, the prices tend to be cheaper as well.

I don't envy that. I can get away with wearing a t-shirt and jeans everyday and no one will say anything to me, but if a girl does that she'll probably get called out by her peers for being "frumpy."

 

[Boogie]

Anyway, just wanted to say that BladeWorker is one of my favorite posters on NeoGAF. She just seems like a very chill, level-headed, and all-round cool person. Need more people like her around here to better compliment the excessive zany. I hate to play favorites because I like most people here regardless, but I notice BladeWorkers posts more as she always gives me good advice in the Girl-age thread.

So, it would disappoint you to learn that she's actually a man, then?

 

[Ryn]

I hate the fact that women have it much easier when it comes to clothes, they not only have more clothes to pick from, but in average, the prices tend to be cheaper as well.

Not in all sizes though! Being a relatively short girl I have a hell of a time trying to find a good pair of pants that I think look good and actually fit me lol. A lot of the ones I like tend to drag on the floor if I try them on.

 

[esquire]

So, it would disappoint you to learn that she's actually a man, then?

Nah, that'd just make it easier to offer to buy him a beer if he was ever in the Bay Area for being so cool and not feel weird about it looking like I was trying to make a move on her or something.

Also, I already have a girlfriend, broham.

 

[noisome07]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

i dont know what it is but i fucking lose it when i see that picture

 

[Ashes]

So we've got sexism, woman's rights, look how worse it was before moments, sexist jokes, hey woman fart like men do, then more sexist jokes, see how far we've come, let's ask women what they think, then questions about whether a poster is actually a women. And I think we've hadost pics bit already. ~I don't know why I'm surprised, it kind of represents the real world we live in. :/

edit: what'd ya know, first hundred post summary as well.

 

[noisome07]

the hell did you just say