ThisWreckage
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I'm conflicted. I want to say you're right, but I'm pretty good looking and I find dating to be difficult. I will say that I didn't start attracting women until I started acting like a total asshole, however.
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Okcupid is not that bad. I already got a date!
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I'm conflicted. I want to say you're right, but I'm pretty good looking and I find dating to be difficult. I will say that I didn't start attracting women until I started acting like a total asshole, however.
KO Traveling Hobo
Member
Oh, no worries. I'm terrible at gauging tone over the internet.
You can deny it all you want, but love is never a mistake. And a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
I really want to disagree with this, but I hate people who do that so I'm just going to settle on this self-aware sentence as a limp-wristed compromise. Thank you, though.
Yeah... No.
Atramental
Banned
haha... not even close.
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Deleted member 81567
Unconfirmed Member
Pretty much.
Don't ruin [the humorous situation]. I'm not a fuckin' perv. D:
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
I was looking at some profiles yesterday and why do people say stuff like "I'm a funny person" or "I'm kinda weird, in a good way lol".
Wouldn't it be better to show these things through your profile instead of saying it? If you're funny, say something funny, if you're weird say/do something weird.
Wouldn't it be better to show these things through your profile instead of saying it? If you're funny, say something funny, if you're weird say/do something weird.
What is up with that, anyway? Can you use it to find enemies to fight with in some parking lot? Online dating is lame but that'd be pretty cool.
AzureNightmare
Banned
I thought the golden rule of GAF was don't argue with Drinky Crow....
FunkyPajamas
Member
If you are circumcised and get a blowjob, don't forget to tip her.
BTW, I created my profile last night. I'll update if anything happens.
BTW, I created my profile last night. I'll update if anything happens.
I swear to god I saw Boxxxy in Portland. It was at the financial aid/academic counseling office of my school. She was with some guy that I think was signing up for school or something. I couldn't keep my eyes off her cause I was like "holy shit it's really her!", then she saw me staring and we were both staring for a second, but then I was like "she knows!".
She knew that I knew.
She knew that I knew that she knew that I knew that she knew that I knew that she was Boxxxy.
So in an attempt not to e-celebrity stalk, along with a couple of ice cream scoops of neurosis^^^ on top I stopped staring at her. But every time I'd steal another glance over in her direction she'd be staring at me.
Yep.
Totally coulda boned Boxxy.
It's a story I'll tell my grandchildren each Christmas. I coulda boned Boxxy and back in my day you had to wade 10 miles through 3 feet of hipsters to do it.
She knew that I knew.
She knew that I knew that she knew that I knew that she knew that I knew that she was Boxxxy.
So in an attempt not to e-celebrity stalk, along with a couple of ice cream scoops of neurosis^^^ on top I stopped staring at her. But every time I'd steal another glance over in her direction she'd be staring at me.
Yep.
Totally coulda boned Boxxy.
It's a story I'll tell my grandchildren each Christmas. I coulda boned Boxxy and back in my day you had to wade 10 miles through 3 feet of hipsters to do it.
Snkfanatic
Banned
Just signed up for that site, wow is there nothing but huge women in my area. Feelsbadman
PumpkinPie
Banned
cooljeanius
Member
Since people are posting profile links, here's mine:
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/egallager
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/egallager
Trojita
Rapid Response Threadmaker
That was back in 07? Googling Ublove someone mentioned there was a management change or something. Googling both, you get comments about how they will send you messages from fake profiles that you can't read until you register.
williamsan
Member
I know that feel. West Virginia is bad for it, lmao.
Perspicacity
Banned
I dunno Doc, if you could have you would have.
You don't make these decisions, it's her world and you're just living in it.
Honestly I'm not that smart so I don't really know what the words you typed mean, all I know about is having sex with Boxxy and I know I was literally teetering on the edge of getting to see what her boobs look like.
If the same situation were to happen again I'd just body slam her boyfriend out of the way.
This is true of anywhere. I live in an area that really has no good hiking areas... and yet a lot many girls say they love hiking.
If you were to pull up a sample of 50 girls' profiles you would see 1 or more of these in them: love hiking, camping, going to the gym, yoga, going to concerts.
Hot Coldman
Banned
If you are a) female and b) a notable presence on a highly populated internet community, Timedog WILL shag you. It's like Rule 173 or something.
cooljeanius
Member
Since posting my link here, my "recent visitors" has all of a sudden become filled with guys...
it's gaf, what did you really expect was going to happen?
Don't look at me e-money! Gosh!
TheKaeptain
Banned
Just wait until I msg you Dick pics.
AceBandage
Banned
Hey, what's wrong with being a perv?
Nobodyspatzy
Member
hah
LIES! filthy lies!
In my experience, women I met always want rough sex...no matter the age (granted oldest I have been with is 40ish...)
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cooljeanius
Member
idk... maybe that people would just ignore it?
I didn't include that on my OkCupid, did I? I thought that was only my Facebook I had that on...
Yeah, that's why I know it, don't worry.
Devolution
Member
I dunno I perv on you pretty hard.
Absolutely nothing. ^__^ Being a pervert is totally ok, being a creepy pervert... well...
I thought that random lads sending even more random photos of huge cocks was a joke, some sort of a stereotypical gamer boy thingie that doesn't really exist on Xbox.
Until...
And well, that has happened I think nine times this far.
I hopefully don't need to clarify, but it isn't really ok.
Even though I think it is kinda hilarious (especially the part of getting them banned), but I am sure it is most likely me, not girls in general.
BeautifulMemory
Member
Sorry to hear that. Seems common on okcupid
Perspicacity
Banned
I wonder if it's ever worked.
I mean somewhere the idea that sending unsolicited dick pic = free woman sex started, but... fucking how?
I mean somewhere the idea that sending unsolicited dick pic = free woman sex started, but... fucking how?
Ok, I promise to me in awe, if you send me a pic of a dick that listens.
Also that was quite aweome clip and I recommend it heartily to every male that is thinking of sending a photo of their dick to a female.
Is that a beautiful way to say, that at least you have done it in there quite regularly?
I assume it hasn't never worked.
I also actually assume, that none or at least not all of the photos of the cocks I have received are sender's own, cause if I would have seriously asked them, my reaction to the particular ones I have got would have been
mugurumakensei
Member
it works but you have to follow the rules. No face. No balls. You want to wear a nice watch or ring. You also want to be thinking of the person prior to taking the picture as you want to show that person how much your penis cares. If your penis doesn't care how is the person to know you care?
BeautifulMemory
Member
Ok, I promise to me in awe, if you send me a pic of a dick that listens.
Also that was quite aweome clip and I recommend it heartily to every male that is thinking of sending a photo of their dick to a female.
Is that a beautiful way to say, that at least you have done it in there quite regularly?
I assume it hasn't never worked.
I also actually assume, that none or at least not all of the photos of the cocks I have received are sender's own, cause if I would have seriously asked them, my reaction to the particular ones I have got would have been
I was being sincere
I have a friend who gets dick pics within like 3 messages
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Well, aren't you an expert. I am sure we are all very happy to hear that it have been a total success for you to send unsolicited photos of your cock to females.
I am just lucky I don't have OKC account.
mugurumakensei
Member
oh mass sending your dick pic is also a bad idea. Again, you're trying to keep it thoughtful and personal.
TheKaeptain
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