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[Alx]

There is this statue in a French cemetery that grants wishes if you rub a specific part of it (actually it only grants fertility to women)

 

[jshackles]

Pizza, chocolate milk, corn, a big pretzel with sauce...at least you have some fruit in the right upper corner

That' "fruit" was drowned in sugar syrup so that kids would eat it. It may even be the most unhealthy thing on the tray (aside from maybe the chocolate milk).

 

[German Hops]

 

[Uhtred]

 

[donfonzie]

 

[Barakov]

 

[freefornow]

 

[Kilau]

 

[freefornow]

That pricing!

 

[Uhtred]

 

[freefornow]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[John Marston]

 

[Men_in_Boxes]

No wonder americans are obese since childhood...

Pizza, chocolate milk, corn, a big pretzel with sauce...at least you have some fruit in the right upper corner

The fruit is packed in sugar juice.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[Uhtred]

 

[German Hops]

There's no toast, though.

 

[Putonahappyface]

A more accurate depiction of a happy Englishman, that has had a psychotic break.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Teeth are too perfect.

 

[German Hops]

Teeth are too perfect.

AI fails once again...

 

[GymWolf]

The fruit is packed in sugar juice.

We have something similar in italy but we use orange juice instead, it's called macedonia

Spoiler

 

[Uhtred]

 

[John Marston]

Surprise surprise "The happiest canadian ever"

 

[Burning Blade]

We have something similar in italy but we use orange juice instead, it's called macedonia

Spoiler

This looks fucking delicious!

 

[GymWolf]

This looks fucking delicious!

It's just fresh fruit cut in pieces and immersed into orange juice.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Surprise surprise "The happiest canadian ever"

He’d look even happier if that bearded guy didn’t photobomb him with that 4000-calorie thing.

 

[John Marston]

My igloo is also missing in the background.

 

[German Hops]

It's just fresh fruit cut in pieces and immersed into orange juice.

Simple. Healthy. Delicious.

No wonder Americans have been getting dumber. "Oh hey, let's just take something healthy and douse it in a sugar glaze! Our kids will love it!"

 

[GymWolf]

Simple. Healthy. Delicious.

No wonder Americans have been getting dumber. "Oh hey, let's just take something healthy and douse it in a sugar glaze! Our kids will love it!"

Some fruit and orange juice are quite the calorie\sugar intake tho, a big cup of macedonia is not something you eat if you are on a strict diet.

People have this misconception about fruit, it's healty in moderation but it's not calories free like some vegetables that you can eat in abundance.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Surprise surprise "The happiest canadian ever"

Fact check: true. Canucks know where it’s at.

 

[poodaddy]

We have something similar in italy but we use orange juice instead, it's called macedonia

Spoiler

Holy fuck that looks incredible. Goddammit why are the Italians so good with food? Why?!?

 

[GymWolf]

Holy fuck that looks incredible. Goddammit why are the Italians so good with food? Why?!?

It's just fresh cut fruit immersed into orange juice.

You people can literally open your fridge and make it in 5 min

 

[poodaddy]

It's just fresh cut fruit immersed into orange juice.

You people can literally open your fridge and make it in 5 min

I love sliced fruit but I never would have thought to put it in orange juice for some reason lol. Also, the price of fruits is insane now. Where I live, that's about a twenty dollar bowl of yum :/.

 

[John Marston]

You people can literally open your fridge and make it in 5 min

 

[German Hops]

Some fruit and orange juice are quite the calorie\sugar intake tho, a big cup of macedonia is not something you eat if you are on a strict diet.

People have this misconception about fruit, it's healty in moderation but it's not calories free like some vegetables that you can eat in abundance.

I wouldn't say that natural fruit sugars (fructose) are anywhere as bad as processed sugars, though.

 

[German Hops]

 

[Mistake]

And on today's episode of fucked up cars I find around town

 

[Dr. Suchong]

My stomach would be like Vesuvius after eating that.
Fruit is my kryptonite.

 

[poodaddy]

My stomach would be like Vesuvius after eating that.
Fruit is my kryptonite.

? So fruit just doesn't sit well on ya? Huh, that's kinda strange, don't think I've heard of that before. What a bummer to miss out on such a healthy food group . Sorry man.

 

[Mistake]

My stomach would be like Vesuvius after eating that.
Fruit is my kryptonite.

I've never heard of such a thing. Maybe you need a shit transplant

 

[Durien]

Simple. Healthy. Delicious.

No wonder Americans have been getting dumber. "Oh hey, let's just take something healthy and douse it in a sugar glaze! Our kids will love it!"

Americans are getting dumber because public schools worry too much about inclusivity and not enough time telling kids to "sit the f down, shut the f up, and do your work. Your pronouns don't matter. Your education does."

 

[freefornow]

 

[Putonahappyface]

Teeth are too perfect.

AI fails once again...

 

[Putonahappyface]

My stomach would be like Vesuvius after eating that.
Fruit is my kryptonite.

Avocados used to upset my stomach pretty badly for awhile until I started taking probiotics. Every day without fail I've a mixed bowl of blueberries, blackberries, strawberries, raspberries and an avocado.

 

[freefornow]

I've never heard of such a thing. Maybe you need a shit transplant

Fructose can be a cause. Along with fibre/citric acid/sorbitol. Also, the vagaries of individual gastrointestinal reactions.
I'm fine with one fruit a day, but if i have more or consume a mix, then i cramp and squirt bad.
Green apple splatters is an apt term.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

I've never heard of such a thing. Maybe you need a shit transplant

Really?
Never heard of intolerances?
Natures candy, my ass.

 

[Kilau]

Really?
Never heard of intolerances?
Natures candy, my ass.

Your ass is nature’s candy?

 

[Mistake]

Really?
Never heard of intolerances?
Natures candy, my ass.

I have, just not to fruit. I actually have an intolerance to caffeine now. Too much makes me throw up