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cormack12

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Durien

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Truth. That is me on any flight foreign or domestic. In the old days, by myself, I would show up early. Now that I have kids and electronics and going through security. 6 am is about right. I remember one time I showed up 3 1/2 hours early for a flight to Florida from Seattle. My son (who was 2 at the time) got car sick and puked. Cleaned the car got on the shuttle got to the airport. Tour group in front of me, no one appears to know English, over an hour to check my bags. Ticket agent tells me,, she doesn't think I will make the flight. I refrain from punching her and tell her "well I think waiting longer than an hour in line for you to do your job and check this groups passports is the cause." Get to security, woman is like 90, keeps setting off the alarm. They are asking her if she has anything metal on her....gives them the 100 mile stare back. At this point I go by her, my son is setting off the alarm. Toy car in his pocket. We get through security, grab all our stuff. I tell my wife to grab the carry on bag, I grab my son in a football stance and run to the gate. The door is closed. I am like fuuuuuuuuu. One of the boarding agents says, one sec, we'll let you on. We are waiting for an elderly woman to clear security. They let us on, and as fate would have it, the woman holding up security was the one who alsonheld.up the flight and we made it on.

I told my wife, I have NEVER missed a flight and that was the closest. Now, I don't care if I have to stay in seattle outside the airport over night. I have 2 kids and of all thebflights we have done. Never have I been that close again.
 

ReBurn

Gold Member
Reminds me of the time I payed $21 for pasta at an Italian restaurant. I swear that shit was just kraft Mac n cheese. Tasted exactly like it.

Shady ass Italian mofos .
I went to an Italian place for lunch the other day and ordered chicken parmesan and the chicken was one of those breaded frozen processed chicken sandwich patties cut into strips. They wanted 16 bucks for it. I sent it back.
 
I went to an Italian place for lunch the other day and ordered chicken parmesan and the chicken was one of those breaded frozen processed chicken sandwich patties cut into strips. They wanted 16 bucks for it. I sent it back.
Thats ridiculous. Not worth it. And I love chicken parmesian.

The lengths people go through to make money. I saw a tik tok (rip) video about a woman who filled her shopping cart full of frozen pizza at Walmart and was selling the pizza by the slice across the street.
 
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