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Red Letter Media |OT| of Movies, Murderers, and Pizza Rolls
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Admiral Woofington
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i think the game is just ok, not no worst than mass effect 3. It's just more of the same which I guess can be seen as disappointing
The joke is that Rich hated #3 so much that it killed the entire series for him. It doesn't matter if Andromeda is better or worse than #3, because he'll never play Andromeda or any other Mass Effect game, that's how badly he hated #3.
Andromeda didn't do anything to deserve to get shredded, except be "a Mass Effect game" after #3 killed Rich's dog. Mass Effect 1&2 similarly didn't do anything to deserve a shredding, but they were related to Mass Effect 3.
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
I think I know the internet well enough to think that at least a few people sent Rich a copy of Andromeda just to see if he'd actually destroy it. He's a man of his word, I like that.
Gabriel_Logan
Member
Admiral Woofington
Member
Yo what the fuck
Was that a scene from the et porno in the BotW?
Was that a scene from the et porno in the BotW?
I watched that one when it came out, then promptly forgot about it. OVER TWO YEARS LATER I run into that video, and get excited because I 'think' I'm seeing a BotW that I somehow missed over the years. So I got double pranked on this one.
Oh shit, I was just wondering yesterday what video it was that had Rich standing in the background like someone from Blair Witch Project.
Looks like it was this one. A very direct-to-video horror like coincidence.
re:View - Demolition Man
https://youtu.be/NUPJBL1nGW4
https://youtu.be/NUPJBL1nGW4
Harlock
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Don't have a boggle, and just do it.
StopMakingSense
Member
BassForever
Member
You can always go for a bean burrito
QualityPixel
Banned
Rich and Jack for a re:view? Does that mean we'll get to see a Pre Rec with Mike and Jay?
haha, like that will ever happen
CrocMother
Banned
Is Demolition Man the "three sea shells" movie?
I remember really liking it as a kid
I remember really liking it as a kid
It is.
There's even a homage to it in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.
It's in one of the many homes you can go in.
StopMakingSense
Member
Yes.
I suddenly wants an EUIV-style war/economy simulation game chronicling the Franchise Wars.
Imagine taking the reins of behemoth supreme-yet-declining McDonalds and whethering the storm of competition or perhaps taking some no-name midwest regional franchise and catapulting it to global fame.
Imagine taking the reins of behemoth supreme-yet-declining McDonalds and whethering the storm of competition or perhaps taking some no-name midwest regional franchise and catapulting it to global fame.
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
We'd have to see a Half in the Bag with just Jack and Rich for me to believe that could happen.
MetroidPrimeRib
Banned
demolition man is fucking amazing
firehawk12
Subete no aware
I remember a Giantbomb discussion where they said the Bullock character is Stallone's character's daughter or something... is that true?
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
also, those cars were actually really build (prototypes) to be in this movie.
I feel STRONGLY that Tesla should put a Mickey Mouse reference on the brake menu of their electric cars. Like, on the emergency break option.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
That would be....pretty awkward
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
no, that's wrong. There are a few deleted scenes, and one of them is the cut Ventura fight in the sewers, after which you suddenly see Stallone holding some girl. That girl is his daughter, and there supposedly is a cut scene that explained that, but didn't make it into the movie.
Bullock is -obviously- no relation to Spartan.
firehawk12
Subete no aware
Yeah that's why they were takling about it. lol
SolidChamp
Banned
So question about the Nerd Crew: which film podcast are they parodying? It seems like they're really trying to go in on specific mannerisms and what not. Is there a podcast I should watch to get a treasure trove of references?
firehawk12
Subete no aware
Collider apparently, and various other youtube channels.
Me personally, I also love Demolition Man, even though I've also never seen it.
Stallone's character was frozen for 30 years.
Sandra Bullock was 30 years old when Demolition Man was filmed.
Lenina Huxley: "Says here your wife is dead, but you have a daughter. Should I open this Maury Povich-style paternity envelope and tell you who your daughter is?"
John Spartan: "No thank you, I don't want to know."
*Spartan bones Huxley*
IMO, the daughter is the reason why Spartan's character was frozen for 30 years, and not a more-realistic 230 years. I think someone involved with the production (writer/director/producer) really wanted to play the incest card.
How much would I give to have Mike play and review Persona 5.
DrForester
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I disagree with them about the product placement. I think because it was so blatant and over the top, it was kind of like the scene in Wayne's World. It's there as a joke.
SolidChamp
Banned
Totally. The movie was literally winking at the camera at that point.
What? Why Wouldn't Stallone know the name of his daughter? She was the kid at the beginning of the movie if I remember right.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
can we not tarnish a good movie with this White Fire crap?
imdb trivia said:
edit: unless I'm missing a joke here. Director is Italian, not French though.
Wife is pregnant, daughter's first name is not yet decided.
John Spartan goes to cryo-prison for the rest of everybody's forseeable lives. He's basically dead.
Spartan's wife remarries to a "Mr Huxley". Spartan's daughter is then named "Lelina".
Spartan's wife/Lelina's mom dies in the earthquake. Lelina never learns of her Spartan connection.
Spartan asks Lelina about his family. The police computer says his wife died in the earthquake (Lelina: Yeah, that happened to lots of people, aka: Yeah, that happened to my mom too), but his daughter is still alive, and her identity is protected. Lelina would need to unseal the file to see any more than "wife (dead), daughter (alive)".
Edit: It's a ratburger situation. Spartan doesn't want to know if this theory is true or not, he just wants to eat his ratburger in blissful ignorance.
That was a hostage being held for financial ransom.
ThirstyFly
Member
So am I the only one that likes Stallone's Judge Dredd?
brianmcdoogle
Member
Really surprising re:View. I'm kind of shocked that Rich, who complains that he can't say "tranny" or "retard" without resistance, would love a premise where politically correct culture has run amok.