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Banned
The Great B-Ball Purge of 2041, a day so painful to some that it is referred to only as the "B-Ballnacht". Thousands upon thousands of the world's greatest ballers were massacred in a swath of violence and sports bigotry as the game was outlawed worldwide. The reason: the Chaos Dunk, a jam so powerful its mere existence threatens the balance of chaos and order. Among the few ballers and fans that survived the basketball genocide was Charles Barkley, the man capable of performing the "Verboten Jam"...
Tales of Games Studios Presents Chef Boyardees Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa is probably the greatest VidCon ever made. Ok not really but its the greatest freeware game of all time. Ok its not, but its the greatest game to feature Wilford Brimley and Cyborg Vince Carter. Ok thats not true, but it is the greatest official sequel to Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam there ever was.
For no reason whatsoever I've been thinking about this game a lot lately so I looked up a few LPs and man it is still amazing. Shut up and Jam Gaiden is a Frankenstein's Monster of stolen Chrono Trigger art, Paper Mario gameplay, Streets of Rage sprites, Blue Dragon music, and Something Awful forum posts. Its both a loving parody of 90s JRPG and 90s Basketball culture, while a less loving parody of RPG Maker and internet forums that manages to have its own identity. Not only is the game fun to play, but its also one of the best written games of all time. No I'm serious this game is hysterical. I have hopes the sequel The Magical Realms of Tír na nÓg: Escape from Necron 7 - Revenge of Cuchulainn: The Official Game of the Movie - Chapter 2 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa can retain the hilarious writing but it won't feel the same without being built on the foundation of stolen assets.