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Rumor: Next Xbox to be called...Xbox NeXt?

Just remember Panos Panay, is in charge of hardware division
he in charge of engineering for all premium Microsoft hardware
That includes Surface, Windows phones, Xbox consoles, Surface Hub, Microsoft Band, and HoloLens.
he designed the new surface and surface book
I have no doubt in his ability to make the Xbox a smashing success
hardware wise
 

deoee

Member

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Noi_

Banned
Well, I mean, new consoles usually start development(or at least early planning) when the last console is launched, no?
 

Justinh

Member
just double XX?

Was hoping for triple XXX

Wait, XXX or "triple XXX?" Damn, I think that stuff is even illegal in Mexico.

Vin Diesel's too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons anyways...

Whatever they do call the next iteration, MS should get Terry Crews to tell us what the name is in his own special way.
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mistimed my pause button click, but I think it worked out...

Should be the Xbox Two.

Honestly, I hope this happens and they call the next Halo game "Halo Two."
 

hiryu64

Member
Xbox neXt

XnX

XX

X_X

...

I don't know where I'm going with this.

Xbox neXt

XnX

XX

X

X is the 24th letter of the alphabet

24

Jack Bauer is the main character of 24

Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is played by Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland voiced Big Boss in MGSV

V

V is the Roman numeral for 5

5

There are 5 Sailor Scouts, all named for planets and other celestial bodies, the majority of which are named for Roman gods

One of these scouts is Sailor Venus, who was also known as Sailor V

V

5

Coincidence? Think again.

The word "five" has four letters

The original Xbox was on market for four years before being replaced by the Xbox 360

Xbox also has four letters

Playstation 4 ends in the number 4

Playstation has been historically associated with the MGS series

X

MGS

V

4

Playstation also has an exclusive series called God of War

The Greek god of war was named Ares

Ares has four letters

However, Ares' Roman counterpart was Mars

Mars also has four letters

Let's go back to the Sailor Scouts

There are two Scouts with names that have four letters

One of them--Sailor Mars--is named for the Roman god of war

She also has a red color scheme

Red

Red is the primary color associated with Nintendo's mascot, Mario

Mario

Mario has five letters

Five

V

MGSV

Jack Bauer

24

X

Now check this out because I am about to blow your mind

Nintendo is sometimes referred to as "The Big N"

N

N is the 14th letter of the alphabet

If we subtract 14 from 24, we get 10

24 - 14 = 10

10 + 24 = 34

34

34 years ago, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was released for the Atari 2600

The Sailor Scouts are implied to originally be from the moon and therefore extra-terrestrials

E.T.

E

E is the fifth letter of the alphabet

Fifth

Five

V

MGSV

T

T is the 20th letter of the alphabet

24 - 20 = 4

5

4

Playstation 4

And now for the coup de grace

Through the previous series of inductive reasoning, we have determined that Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, and Atari are related

Xbox neXt

The word "next" contains the letters N, E, X, and T

Four letters

Remove E and T and what do you get?

NX

Xbox NX

Xbox NX has six letters

However, it only has four unique letters

The letter X is repeated three times

X

Multiplication

6 x 4 = 24

24

24 / 3 = 8

8

Eight has five letters

8 - 5 = 3

3

Half-Life 3 confirmed as a launch title for the Sony Xbox NX developed by Atari

Confirmed.
 

Falcs

Banned
Xbox neXt

XnX

XX

X

X is the 24th letter of the alphabet

24

Jack Bauer is the main character of 24

Jack Bauer

Jack Bauer is played by Kiefer Sutherland

Kiefer Sutherland voiced Big Boss in MGSV

V

V is the Roman numeral for 5

5

There are 5 Sailor Scouts, all named for planets and other celestial bodies, the majority of which are named for Roman gods

One of these scouts is Sailor Venus, who was also known as Sailor V

V

5

Coincidence? Think again.

The word "five" has four letters

The original Xbox was on market for four years before being replaced by the Xbox 360

Xbox also has four letters

Playstation 4 ends in the number 4

Playstation has been historically associated with the MGS series

X

MGS

V

4

Playstation also has an exclusive series called God of War

The Greek god of war was named Ares

Ares has four letters

However, Ares' Roman counterpart was Mars

Mars also has four letters

Let's go back to the Sailor Scouts

There are two Scouts with names that have four letters

One of them--Sailor Mars--is named for the Roman god of war

She also has a red color scheme

Red

Red is the primary color associated with Nintendo's mascot, Mario

Mario

Mario has five letters

Five

V

MGSV

Jack Bauer

24

X

Now check this out because I am about to blow your mind

Nintendo is sometimes referred to as "The Big N"

N

N is the 14th letter of the alphabet

If we subtract 14 from 24, we get 10

24 - 14 = 10

10 + 24 = 34

34

34 years ago, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was released for the Atari 2600

The Sailor Scouts are implied to originally be from the moon and therefore extra-terrestrials

E.T.

E

E is the fifth letter of the alphabet

Fifth

Five

V

MGSV

T

T is the 20th letter of the alphabet

24 - 20 = 4

5

4

Playstation 4

And now for the coup de grace

Through the previous series of inductive reasoning, we have determined that Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, and Atari are related

Xbox neXt

The word "next" contains the letters N, E, X, and T

Four letters

Remove E and T and what do you get?

NX

Xbox NX

Xbox NX has six letters

However, it only has four unique letters

The letter X is repeated three times

X

Multiplication

6 x 4 = 24

24

24 / 3 = 8

8

Eight has five letters

8 - 5 = 3

3

Half-Life 3 confirmed as a launch title for the Sony Xbox NX developed by Atari

Confirmed.

You over-did it. I stopped at ET and just scrolled down to see the end.
 

oldergamer

Member
People really are stupid if they think thats the name. And MS will give out actual name to everyone so they can put it on their LinkedIn lol

Even Major Nelson didnt know about the name of Xbox One until the reveal event. Beside few people no one knew.

That's BS, they knew the name before hand as there was a internal backlash. People internal to MS warned that it would be called the xbone. yet this was Ballmers call along with a certain TV TV TV somebody.
 

hiryu64

Member
That's BS, they knew the name before hand as there was a internal backlash. People internal to MS warned that it would be called the xbone. yet this was Ballmers call along with a certain TV TV TV somebody.
Citation on that?
This would have been a great post if you hadn't gone too far. I skimmed through the majority after a point and due to doing that the punchline wasn't any good.
You over-did it. I stopped at ET and just scrolled down to see the end.
:< I guess I should have made a video.
 

MilkBeard

Member
Citation on that?


:< I guess I should have made a video.

Don't feel bad, they just have shitty attention spans. That was quite the conspiracy you've got there ;)

Believe

Believe has 7 letters, Final Fantasy VII Remake confirmed for Xbox NeXt :)
 
Didn't he say he wasn't interested in small steps? I don't think he said the opposite, just that it won't be a 1.5 version.

If it exists, I hope it has ridiculous specs.

Hmmm true that. But let's say it's supposed to releasing close or alongside PS4K, that would mean Sony has a much weaker system this time around and i just don't see that happening. That would be a big mistake on their part for sure. But i don't think if a new Xbox is in development that it will release this year, with what? Gears 4 and Sea of Thieves? Nah, plus the fact that the system must have been in development for a long time for it to release this year, it's been only three years since the Xbox One and PS4 came out, even only two years for my country.
 
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