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The jigglypuff is up!

 

[mrklaw]

“Imagine that the little beast in question doesn’t appear in some park but at a secret site where a conscript or other soldier takes and photographs it with his camera,” Aleksander Mikhailov, a retired major general of the Federal Security Service, told state news agency RIA Novosti. “It’s recruitment by one’s own personal desire and without any coercion. This is the ideal way for secret services to gather information.”


so this is actually an awesome idea lol.

How is that different from "imagine a person goes to a place and takes a photo with their phone"? Surely if it's a secure location, random members of the public wouldn't be able to get in, and sensitive materials would be hidden from view.


That alternative Pokemon go app is just so insane

 

[DownGrader]

Someone hasn't read the OP

Cossack commanders were never ever known for their intelligence. What should one expect from deeply religious near-nationalistic militia?

 

[Cuburt]

No it's clearly a CIA/NSA plot to track people in the U.S. Something they have never been able to do before until now.

I have several friends tell me on Facebook and in person that is the real plan all along.

 

[il Diavolo]

russia ain't putin up with this pokemon shit

 

[Sydle]

 

[Ryoku]

It's a product from Niantic, Inc., based in San Francisco.

True, but I was speaking more for Pokemon.

 

[Corto]

It was Hillary all along!

 

[Wishmaster92]

that must be where mewtwo is

Jokes on you Niantic!

 

[Makonero]

Can we please have region specific Pokemon Go knockoffs? When I go to England, I want to throw scones at Shakespeare when I visit the Globe Theatre, and when I go to France I want to throw croissants at Gustave Eiffel when visiting the Eiffel Tower.

Please make this a thing, foreign countries!

 

[Maz]

Don't be silly it's obviously a plot between the Japanese Government and Google to locate the GPS coordinates of military bases in the People's Republic of China!

Spoiler

(I'm serious, the Chinese Communist party literally said that)

I have actually heard similar things said here. Except they think pokemon is owned by us government(CIA or something). Send a rare pokemon to a classified place, wait for the hordes of mindless godless zombies playing pokemon go to rush there and take a million photos of the place while catching said pokemon. Take all those photos and recreate the place digitally in 3d.

By far this was my favorite theory about Pokémon go

 

[Zubz]

Can Russia slow down for a minute? ... Granted, it is amusing to see people call Pokemon a nation-wide crisis, but aren't they too busy starting/exacerbating other problems to pretend a mobile game is one of them?

 

[El Topo]

Can Russia slow down for a minute?

Their economic growth certainly has.

 

[CertifiedFP]

Funny that it's pretty much entirely dictatorships that are afraid of Pokemon GO, isn't it?

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear." at its finest.

Kinda says something about a country if they have secret military installations everywhere that can be discovered by people not catching Pokemon there, eh?

 

[Wishmaster92]

There is a conspiracy that Niantic is NSA operated and designed to spy on society.

 

[Fox_Mulder]

May Trump help us

 

[HK-47]

lol Washington Times is actually the most hilarious part of this.

 

[kiuo]

Just according to keikaku.

 

[djtiesto]

In Russia, Japan is western, apparently.

I guess if you're all the way out in the Kamchatka Peninsula, Japan is in the west.

 

[Akiller]

I feel Like we need a Putin riding an Ursaring pic now.

In Russia, Pokemon catches you.

Obligatory and right first post. Well done .

 

[Revolutionary]

Looks just as fun!

You guys laugh all you want, but I just caught a 1800 CP Lenin. Come at me bros

 

[Markoman]

rubs hands...they won't even know what hit them

 

[StereoVsn]

Oh...my...god....

Actually the concept of historical figure/landmarks game like that is pretty cool. Now, the whole Pokemon Go is destabilizing our nation shit is pure nonsense. Chinese are doing the same as well. (Military base example).

 

[StereoVsn]

Cossack commanders were never ever known for their intelligence. What should one expect from deeply religious near-nationalistic militia?

Now, now, it's ultra-nationalistic militia, nothing "near" about it.

 

[DownGrader]

Now, now, it's ultra-nationalistic militia, nothing "near" about it.

Eh, you might be right. My point stands even stronger-- not the guys you want to ask any advice.

 

[Necromanti]

Why would a Jewish company care about Russia?

 

[Wizard Shot The Food]

How is that different from "imagine a person goes to a place and takes a photo with their phone"? Surely if it's a secure location, random members of the public wouldn't be able to get in, and sensitive materials would be hidden from view.


That alternative Pokemon go app is just so insane

I can kind of see some degree of merit there, actually, although it's more a matter of "people who would otherwise know better might take pictures of their friends with a Pikachu and post them on social media, despite the fact that classified information is clearly visible in the background".

I mean, it's still a faulty mobile device actuator in the end, but I can see why someone might be worried that something like that would be less likely to set off red flags in the user's mind than "take a photo of their friend giving the thumbs-up in front of a detailed uranium enrichment facility schematic".

 

[woxel1]

Funny, that's what I always thought of Tetris.

 

[Barakov]

This is good stuff. Whenever data of any kind is involved, there's a good chance that people with certain mindsets will go bonkers.

 

[joecanada]

How is that different from "imagine a person goes to a place and takes a photo with their phone"? Surely if it's a secure location, random members of the public wouldn't be able to get in, and sensitive materials would be hidden from view.


That alternative Pokemon go app is just so insane

well its different a bit because the example they used is soldier takes picture. So I assume they mean indoctrinate people into addicting type games that they "need" to play, then stick like a gold, shiny Pikachu inside the Kremlin right in front of say the defence ministers computer screen....

...step 3 profit lol.

 

[spyroflame0487]

Next OT is going to be; Destabilizing Russia, With Love.

 

[The Silver]

Russia needs to come out of that cold war time loop

 

[chrominance]

I don't understand what you're getting at.

This is what I was getting at:

Kind of funny but the Washington Times is not a credible source of anything.

 

[Aostia]

That Russian version!

 

[Yeezus]

Pokemon Go is definitely a disruptive technology. Calling it a plot might be a little overzealous, but its a game that quite literally can change the infrastructure of a city overnight.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[Keasar]

 

[SpiceMelange]

Chinpokomons are real

 

[StarVigil]

I heard the KGB found a Ditto spy, acting like another Pokemon.

 

[daTRUballin]

Russia needs to come out of that cold war time loop

To be fair, judging by just this thread alone, the West hasn't either.

 

[Chaos17]

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[L.O.R.D]

i guess ISIS created to control the world.

 

[RoboPlato]

In a bid to counter Pokemon Go mania, Moscow city officials announced Monday that a Russian-developed version of the game would be launched in the capital next month. It will feature famous Russians such as Ivan the Terrible and Pyotr Chaikovsky in place of multicolored Pokemon creatures.

I need to play this.

 

[fertygo]

Worst part of this I hear worse fearmongering about pokemon go here at Indonesia

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

didnt Saudi Arabia say Pokemon is a secret Jewish plot to detroy their civilization or something

 

[Chaos17]

didnt Saudi Arabia say Pokemon is a secret Jewish plot to detroy their civilization or something

I think they just banned it.

Because you know that Pidgey can be dangerous!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58124534
lol

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Given that Trump is a Russian plot to destabilize western civilization, I suppose this turnabout is fair play.

 

[DrBo42]

"Comrade, there's a Pikachu next to our secret weapons lab entrance!"
"Nyet!"
"Da! Ilya placed a lure on his smoke break."

 

[Astral Dog]

At least they don't think it's witchcraft or something

I thought they said that?

 

[Hawko]

“Imagine that the little beast in question doesn’t appear in some park but at a secret site where a conscript or other soldier takes and photographs it with his camera,” Aleksander Mikhailov, a retired major general of the Federal Security Service, told state news agency RIA Novosti. “It’s recruitment by one’s own personal desire and without any coercion. This is the ideal way for secret services to gather information.”

This is probably the only valid concern in the article. The general notion that the game is made specifically to destabilise Russia is ludicrous of course.

However, I could see a scenario where a young and naive conscript goes Pokemon hunting and decides to share it on a social media platform, thus inadvertently making the information open and easily available to foreign secret services.