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[Valnen]

Hrm. I thought most schools already did this with their vending machines here in California.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Just wait until they try the Jalapeño Cheetos, they are god-tier

Nope. Nothin beats Flamin Hot Cheetos.

Nothin will stop it either. They better start putting Baked Flamin Hot Cheetos on it.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Hot fries>Hot Cheetos

 

[SugarDaddy]

Hot fries>Hot Cheetos

This guy knows whats up.

 

[mernst23]

"Some parents may not realize how often their children are eating Flamin' Hots until they wind up taking the kids to the doctor over "concern for blood in their stool," according to Dr. Kathleen Berchelmann, a pediatrician at St. Louis Children's Hospital.

Though parents may have a scare over the false alarm -- caused by red food dye -- Berchelmann said it also offers a great opportunity for a lesson on gluttony and moderation.

"When you eat something that sends you to the ER with your parents," she said, "that's not something you forget."

How dumb do you have to be and/or how many bags of cheetos do you need to do to achieve this. Jesus christ.

 

[slit]

Just wait until they try the Jalapeño Cheetos, they are god-tier

They're good but not as hot as Flamin' Cheetos.


Anyway, I love Flamin' Cheetos, but this wouldn't bother me if I was still in school. I would just bring them from home.

 

[Valnen]

Just wait until they try the Jalapeño Cheetos, they are god-tier

They're okay, this is my current favorite though.

 

[TheClimaxan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

Came here to post this.

Don't fuck with these kids hot cheetos and takis.

 

[argon]

Kids Love Hot Cheetos But Schools Hate Them

"When I eat hot cheetos, I get crazy!"

 

[Dark Octave]

I had a bag of these yesterday. Some of them went on a smuckers natural crunchy peanut butter and polaner strawberry allfruit sandwich. HEAVEN!

 

[The Faceless Master]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

was about to post this, especially after this part of the article:

While Flamin' Hot Cheetos are under fire in schools, kids can't get enough of them. So much so that there is a YouTube video featuring kids rapping about their love of the snack.

"Got my fingers stained red and I can't get them off me. You can catch me and my crew eating hot Cheetos and takis," one boy raps in the video.

Takis are a chili pepper- and lime-flavored corn snack.

The video has already been viewed more than 3.3 million times and there are even Facebook fan pages dedicated to the snack.

 

[that1dude24]

Give me Hot Cheetos or give me death.

Thousands of childhoods ruined, and for what? Health?

Flamin' Hot Cheetos was my shit back in school, I would kill for a bag of those motherfuckers. The taste, the spiciness, so addicting.

"You can almost equate the craving (for processed food) to that of cocaine," said Wang, a radiologist.

yup, looks like it.

 

[cooltrainer]

Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Not even once.

 

[Mudkips]

"You can almost equate the craving (for processed food) to that of cocaine," said Wang, a radiologist.

Seems to me a craving for food is hunger.

 

[rpmurphy]

That flavor of Cheetos is pretty awful. It's just hot and nothing else.

 

[Zoe]

Pfft, Andy Capp's is where it's at

 

[A.E Suggs]

They are getting one step closer to total control.

 

[CrazyDude]

Pfft, Andy Capp's is where it's at

Couldn't agree more.

 

[kutthoat5150]

gosh I used to eat these things all the time when I worked at the Frito Lay processing plant, everybody would just grab a bag from the packers and chow down while working, good times

 

[notworksafe]

Just wait until they try the Jalapeño Cheetos, they are god-tier

Yup! So good.

 

[vidcons]

My ex and I had a night where we ate these and watched Toy Story 3 and then she was sucking me and my wiener had cheeto dust on it.

Was weird.

 

[kutthoat5150]

My ex and I had a night where we ate these and watched Toy Story 3 and then she was sucking me and my wiener had cheeto dust on it.

Was weird.

hope it wasn't the hot ones, that shit burnt the fuck out of my eyes when I tilted it up to get the remaining crumbs and all that red devil sand went straight into my eyes

 

[giancarlo123x]

Pfft, Andy Capp's is where it's at

This. I remember getting this almost daily at the gas station next to my house years ago.

 

[KO Traveling Hobo]

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are awful. The Fritos are where it's at.

Pfft, Andy Capp's is where it's at

Hot Fries are in a league of their own. They don't bother with these vastly inferior snacks.

Also, I totally bought that 30 pack from Amazon once. Worth it.

 

[CrazyDude]

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are awful. The Fritos are where it's at.

Frito's are horrible. (I dislike cheeto's as well.)

 

[Slayven]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YLy4j8EZIk

The kid with the receding hairline has seen some shit, he went too hard on his verse.

 

[joelseph]

I hope Chicago takes note and bans the snack as well. The small bags flaming hot cheetoos come in make up the bulk of trash that blows into my yard from the street. Disgusting.

 

[jmdajr]

Repeat story-

I once ate a giant bag of flaming hot cheetos in one sitting.

Um, I didn't know poop could be literally so fucking red.

I do not recommend.

 

[replicashooter]

"One more thing that I forgot to mention, gonna die of obesity and hypertension."

Rap and Cheetos is what got 2Pac killed

 

[layzie1989]

It's okay, I GOT MY TAKIS!!!

 

[Ace Harding]

Pfft, Andy Capp's is where it's at

http://i.imgur.com/bf6oO.jpg

Indeed. Andy Capp's and Chee-tos both have tons of umami, and I love umami.

I prefer Andy Capp's Hot Fries though. So many in a bag for a dollar too!

 

[Rebel Leader]

SHOCKING NEWS: Living is a health hazard

 

[Deified Data]

Why are they singling out flamin' hot cheetos over the normal variety?

Eh, schools don't need to be selling that kind of shit. Allow kids to bring in their own, but they don't need to be buying them from schools.

 

[marrec]

The kid with the receding hairline has seen some shit, he went too hard on his verse.

He brought it rough, that's for sure.

 

[TylerD]

Never had cheese crackers with peanut butter?

 

[HoodWinked]

It's okay, I GOT MY TAKIS!!!

bleh. just eat a can of seasoning salt

 

[B-Dubs]

It ain't easy being cheesy.

Flamin' hot!

 

[Hawkian]

holy shit they made hot cheetos contraband

 

[shadyspace]

West coast run by moist safe as dudes

 

[Dark Octave]

The kid with the receding hairline has seen some shit, he went too hard on his verse.

 

[mclaren777]

Give me Hot Cheetos or give me death.

I can see about 2000 pounds of them from where I'm currently sitting.

 

[Darknight]

I had a bag of these yesterday. Some of them went on a smuckers natural crunchy peanut butter and polaner strawberry allfruit sandwich. HEAVEN!

Now that is nasty and should be banned. lol

 

[Andrew.]

Now I feel like trying the Flaming Hots and the Jalapeno Cheddar..

 

[WrenchNinja]

Dangerously cheesy.

 

[Zhengi]

Why don't they concentrate on things that matter like improving student scores and graduation rates?

 

[The Faceless Master]

Why are they singling out flamin' hot cheetos over the normal variety?

Eh, schools don't need to be selling that kind of shit. Allow kids to bring in their own, but they don't need to be buying them from schools.

some kids eat way too many of the hot ones