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Little by little, the foreskin is emitted from the urethra during urination and gradually covers the glans. Uncircumcised men have to trim their foreskin every one to two weeks to keep it from growing to long. If its growth is left unchecked, the foreskin can encase the entire penis, even extending up to the base of the thighs.

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[PepsimanVsJoe]

That Graham Norton clip is hilarious. Patrick Stewart is magnificent.

"THERE IS FORESKIN!"

Oh wow.

 

[ArjanN]

How could you not know? If you can't see your dickhole normally, then there you go. He must not even had known the difference, cause there's no other excuse.

Some people have less/more foreskin than others, for example I'm sure a lot of people would guess I'm circumcised even though I'm not, just 90% of the way there naturally.

But maybe Stewart really didn't know the difference, which does seem odd.

 

[Dommo]

 

[JetBlackPanda]

Make it sew.

 

[toddhunter]

I remember not knowing circumcision was a thing until I was quite old. I thought that other boys penises hadn't "popped out yet", like when you get adult teeth.

I'm glad my parents did it though. My dick is glorious.

 

[Bronetta]

 

[Sickboy007]

Boss

 

[L Thammy]

 

[Flame Lord]

I didn't know for awhile either; never wanted to look up a picture of someone's dick to see.

 

[Dalek]

I have showing photos disabled on mobile, so I wasn't quite sure what I was getting when I clicked on those pictures.

 

[Philia]

I guess someone can really go without ever seeing another man's CIRCUMCISED dick.

 

[Technosteve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsf9lxErBq8

Full show, Sir Ian Mckellen is a saucy old pervert

 

[Nerokis]

His mom mislead him. Not surprised. I found out a couple years ago that my brother was never circumcised, and in that same conversation, my mom revealed that she was under the impression I had never been circumcised, either.

You'd think this is something parents would remember about you, but apparently not.

 

[blanchot]

uhm ok?

 

[Fades]

Foreskin is not a uniform thing; you can have a lot of foreskin that covers the head completely with extra, or only a little coverage. Circumcision is the same way, with varying degrees of "tightness", whether the frenulum is intact or not, etc.--you can be technically circumcised and still have some skin left. With that in mind, and with a limited frame of outside reference, it's entirely possible for him to honestly not have known whether he was circumcised or not, especially since for most people whether they have foreskin or not has no bearing on their daily lives.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Beef Stew never had to check.

 

[Goodacre0081]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

 

[Megalosaro]

Circumcision is morally wrong. Good for his mom to not go through with it

 

[Marky Mark]

Maybe they didn't cut enough off? I was technically circumcised, but they didn't cut off enough so I still got a hood but not a trunk.

Now I'm picturing your dick in an assassin's creed spin-off.

 

[Earthbound64]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

I would hope that most people clean themselves regularly.

On the other hand, this is the internet...

 

[Iolo]

Damn you.

 

[skyfinch]

I wish I could check for him.

 

[questionmark]

On the other side of the spectrum, somewhat ignorant college kid.

 

[Mindlog]

That is absolutely perfect lol.
Nearly died.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

if anyone needs to know if they have a circumcised or uncircumcised penis just send them to my inbox and I'll personally verify

Holy shit lololol

 

[Media]

There are four skins!

 

[commedieu]

Til Patrick Stewart isn't gay.

I'm 35 years old... this whole time.

 

[chrisPjelly]

 

[Wag]

 

[zeshakag]

Damn Patrick Stewart looks to be in good health. Good for him.

 

[Dalek]

There are four skins!

LOL

 

[Media]

LOL

I'm glad someone got it

 

[H2Yo]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

??? Who doesn't clean themselves regularly?

 

[Media]

??? Who doesn't clean themselves regularly?

Gaffers apparently.

 

[andrerobot]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

Are you an expert on dick cheese?

 

[benjipwns]

now we just need to see the receipts on Shatner, Brooks, Mulgrew, Bakula and Pine

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I apparently didn't know what circumcision was up until after eighth grade, don't remember how the hell it came up in the middle of English class with the group I was in... Which in hindsight was dumb because I had seen because I'd seen an uncircumcised dick at that point. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[-Kees-]

 

[Kthulhu]

Guess he's never watched American porn.

ROFL.

 

[efyu_lemonardo]

Now I'm picturing your dick in an assassin's creed spin-off.

This thread

 

[apocalidiot]

God damn I love this man

 

[Zen Aku]

The answer I've been waiting for. Something I've always wondered.

 

[Easy_D]

Dude must clean regularly if hes never had dick cheese. Usually that's a dead giveaway.

"Regularly"???? Clearly you ought to each and every time you use the bathroom. Is this not common practice? Are my fellow men gross?

 

[thetrin]

The best part was after he said that on the show, he puts his head in his hands and says "I have grandchildren!"

That whole episode had me in stitches the whole time. I love Graham Norton.

 

[Trigonometrize.]

"Regularly"???? Clearly you ought to each and every time you use the bathroom. Is this not common practice? Are my fellow men gross?

If that's the rate that you ought to do it, is that not "regularly" as in the regular, normal norm?