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So I decided to rent Imagine: Babyz Fashion
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EmCeeGramr
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Dudebro flipped onto his X-Bρ stealth skateboard. Designed by a joint coalition of DARPA and Tony Hawk, this sicknasty deck of the future War on Terror had cost $2 billion in R&D. Ducats well spent, as Dudebro was now able to shred undetected over any surface. With an incredible automated trick system, the B.R.O. operator could pull off a wykkyd wyld 1080° while balancing off a terrorist's nose, at the same time deflecting bullets with the deck's reinforced nanocarbon surface.
Dudebro grinded down the nuclear plant's cooling tower. The Terrorist Base was nearby, and the Terrorist Army had locked down the Filthy Third-Worlders Village. Foreigners were, like, dying and stuff. Fucking "for the fail," Dudebro tweets.
The game suddenly switches to "playing" a poor foreign guy getting tortured and shot in the village.
Then it switches to a completely unrelated sequence you play as a militant with no relation to the game's plot, and personally blow up a field full of unsuspecting White Christian American Children Playing Team-Sport (Near a Church) before suicide bombing a bus full of disabled veterans. As the smoke twists into the sky, an American flag burns...
"Damn..." muttered Dudebro, his all-watching whiskers picking up the signals. "This is some Bro Hawk Down shit... with a bit of Brotel Rwanda... so deep... makes u think..." He paints a laser target for a bombing run onto the school, mosque, and water treatment facilities where some Terrorists might possibly maybe be. "War is hell... semper fi oorah."
Dudebro grinded down the nuclear plant's cooling tower. The Terrorist Base was nearby, and the Terrorist Army had locked down the Filthy Third-Worlders Village. Foreigners were, like, dying and stuff. Fucking "for the fail," Dudebro tweets.
The game suddenly switches to "playing" a poor foreign guy getting tortured and shot in the village.
Then it switches to a completely unrelated sequence you play as a militant with no relation to the game's plot, and personally blow up a field full of unsuspecting White Christian American Children Playing Team-Sport (Near a Church) before suicide bombing a bus full of disabled veterans. As the smoke twists into the sky, an American flag burns...
"Damn..." muttered Dudebro, his all-watching whiskers picking up the signals. "This is some Bro Hawk Down shit... with a bit of Brotel Rwanda... so deep... makes u think..." He paints a laser target for a bombing run onto the school, mosque, and water treatment facilities where some Terrorists might possibly maybe be. "War is hell... semper fi oorah."
PunjabiPlaya
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Damnit, it better not be an on-rails shooter. Wii needs to give you full control of dudebro.Danthrax said:
I WANT TO BECOME DUDEBRO!
thetechkid
Member
The game should use the Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard. :lol
Unknown Soldier
Member
Danthrax said:
No, it will be Dudebro: The Desert Chronicles, which is an on-rails shooter version of "key moments" from the previous 3 Dudebro games.
I'm waiting for Dudebro Forever: Approximately The Right Age For This Shit to Get Fucked Up myself.
The Technomancer
card-carrying scientician
"The intense shooting action keeps your adrenaline pumping, but the scripted-vehicle sequences where you pilot a dune-buggy through major middle east cities are heart-pounding and and the incredible plot twist with your commanding officer (which we won't spoil here) shakes you to your core. Totally random quick-time events keep you on your toes at all times, as the game moves you through several incredible set pieces, including the abandoned military base and the streets of Baghdad. And lets not forget the amazing sequence where Dudebro rescues his girlfriend from the insectoid aliens aboard their spaceship, catapulting out just before it explodes. The online multiplayer, which supports 12 players and has exciting modes like deathmatch, capture the flag, and even team deathmatch, is only icing on the cake. Dudebro is an extravagaaaanza of a game, a unique experience that should not me missed."
-1up, A+
-1up, A+
EmCeeGramr
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"Dudebro, Mount Rushmore is under attack!"
"Nobody messes with the Prez Crew... Big G Washingtoke, Tommy Jeffersup, Abroham Linkin, and especially the Ruff Ryder Himself, T-Broosevelt, aka T-Bro, aka Bull T, aka Lil Ray-ray."
"Nobody messes with the Prez Crew... Big G Washingtoke, Tommy Jeffersup, Abroham Linkin, and especially the Ruff Ryder Himself, T-Broosevelt, aka T-Bro, aka Bull T, aka Lil Ray-ray."
Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew
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WTF? SERIOUSLY? I missed the bro joke somewhere in the past few days of absence?
Nevertheless, shit awesome thread!! :lol :lol
Nevertheless, shit awesome thread!! :lol :lol
Gamer @ Heart
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You should make up a load screen that has totally rad quotes.
Taking a little break, I decided to start a little 3D model..
I can't say I'll be able to finish it anytime soon because I have lots of things to do, but it will be on my to-finish list, that for sure
. I will try to do the low-poly base mesh and then sculpt the details in ZBrush :lol
(Edit - If you can't tell, it's the drawing Jocchan posted)
I can't say I'll be able to finish it anytime soon because I have lots of things to do, but it will be on my to-finish list, that for sure
. I will try to do the low-poly base mesh and then sculpt the details in ZBrush :lol(Edit - If you can't tell, it's the drawing Jocchan posted)
Unknown Soldier
Member
Dudebro's armor totally needs a tie outside of the body armor.
Gamer @ Heart
Member
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for Bros to die in.
Jocchan said:Gameplay concept screen:
You could even make co-op mode, in that if Dudebro has one "hoe" a 2nd player can join and play as her, same for a 3rd and 4th player, while keeping the same "end bonus" that you mentioned. That way you not only have an incentive for the main player (Dudebro) to find hoes, but also for the main player to assist the other players.
Also, with every level his beard should grow :lol
silverbullet1080
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cuyahoga
Dudebro, My Shit is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time
(Today, 01:21 AM)
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Dudebro, My Shit is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time
(Today, 01:21 AM)
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Gamer @ Heart
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Uncool dudes declare war. But it's the bros who must fight and die!
Brobert Hoover
Brobert Hoover
thetrin
Hail, peons, for I have come as ambassador from the great and bountiful Blueberry Butt Explosion
Danthrax said:
I was thinking at first he'd have a full face ski mask with a chicken face on it, and you never get to see his face. Also, he's 3'6, and in Brolo, dies at the beginning of the first mission trying to cover Dudebro.
The first mistake: No one covers John Dudebro.
RevenantKioku
PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS PEINS oh god i am drowning in them
I do hope there is a vehicle stage, and my vehicle I mean Dudebro rides on a brosaurus rex.
silverbullet1080
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And throw knives.VariantX said:
