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[Sheriff_Battlesnake]

Oh my fuck

That is too clever. but yeah, please let me change it to Sheriff_Battlesnake or Tronnic_Trey instead of my first D&D character who was a blatant Drizzt rippoff.

 

[Theorry]

Pff he stole that one from me.

So thats what they ment the last 3 years with "greatness awaits" ?

 

[Sephzilla]

 

[Bitch Pudding]

 

[GHG]

Holy shit lmao.

 

[SunBroDave]

so good lol

 

[Richie]

How does he do it, damnit.

 

[BrokenFiction]

How does he do it, damnit.

 

[Stevey]

Gold

 

[Volotaire]

How does he do it, damnit.

I wonder if he/she will ever reveal themseleves on GAF. I'd love to know who it is, very witty.

 

[Sephzilla]

How does he do it, damnit.

A+

 

[Lime]

How does he do it, damnit.

I don't get the joke. Dangerous alone?

 

[Sephzilla]

I don't get the joke. Dangerous alone?

 

[Anoregon]

I don't get the joke. Dangerous alone?

 

[ReBurn]

I don't get the joke. Dangerous alone?

Are you being serious right now?

 

[ODDI]

Gawd damn.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Are you being serious right now?

Well not everyone has played zelda 1.

 

[Lunafreya Nox Fleuret]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/725020253982478336

This one is the best.

 

[Lime]

Thanks y'all

Are you being serious right now?

I didn't have access to a Nintendo console growing up, so I'm not a True Gamer

 

[Asd202]

How does he do it, damnit.

LMAO

 

[Morrigan Stark]

 

[Shahed]

Are you being serious right now?

As someone who would class Zelda as one of my all time favourite franchises I had no idea what that meant either. I might have played numerous Zelda games, but didn't play my first until Ocarina. Not everyone has played them all.

 

[Loris146]

I wonder if he/she will ever reveal themseleves on GAF. I'd love to know who it is, very witty.

My dream is that he is the real Kaz.

 

[MaximumSpider]

How does he do it, damnit.

That's too good

 

[BreezyLimbo]

As someone who would class Zelda as one of my all time favourite franchises I had no idea what that meant either. I might have played numerous Zelda games, but didn't play my first until Ocarina. Not everyone has played them all.

I reckon it's less about remembering every line in the game, but more that it's a famous Meme now a days. Like 'praise the sun' or something.

 

[HandsomeCharles]

I wonder if he/she will ever reveal themseleves on GAF. I'd love to know who it is, very witty.

Someone being this consistently funny that quickly after something happens... I think in reality it's multiple people. Still, very funny!

 

[cyberheater]

Ha ha. LOL.

 

[maquiladora]

I wonder if he/she will ever reveal themseleves on GAF. I'd love to know who it is, very witty.

It's Wario for sure.

 

[Anarky]

Yo if I ever make a comedy video game I'm gonna find out who this is and make them lead writer.

 

[nib95]

That's a deep burn.

These are so damn good lol.

 

[Regiruler]

As someone who would class Zelda as one of my all time favourite franchises I had no idea what that meant either. I might have played numerous Zelda games, but didn't play my first until Ocarina. Not everyone has played them all.

It's in the top 10 most common video game pop culture quotes of all time.

It's Wario for sure.

That makes way too much sense.

 

[WhiteRabbitEXE]

As someone who would class Zelda as one of my all time favourite franchises I had no idea what that meant either. I might have played numerous Zelda games, but didn't play my first until Ocarina. Not everyone has played them all.

I mean, it's not some obscure line only super fans know.

It even has its own Wikipedia page.

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

No duds, no mercy, no let up.

 

[L.O.R.D]

I wonder if he/she will ever reveal themseleves on GAF. I'd love to know who it is, very witty.

some people think wario64 is using that account.

 

[levious]

I mean, it's not some obscure line only super fans know.

It even has its own Wikipedia page.

Yeah this is similar to not recognizing smb 1-1.

 

[KojiKnight]

As someone who would class Zelda as one of my all time favourite franchises I had no idea what that meant either. I might have played numerous Zelda games, but didn't play my first until Ocarina. Not everyone has played them all.

The line is referenced in nearly every Zelda, including Ocarina of Time and as recently as Skyward Sword (don't remember it in albw)

 

[Alienous]

I mean, it's not some obscure line only super fans know.

It even has its own Wikipedia page.

You know, I don't think I've ever given that line enough credit.

Telling someone it's "dangerous to go alone" then handing them a weapon is pretty badass.

 

[DedValve]

He dishes out ether on a daily basis. How the fuck.

 

[Dangansona]

I've never played Zelda 1 either but of course I know that line.

You know, I don't think I've ever given that line enough credit.

Telling someone it's "dangerous to go alone" then handing them a weapon is pretty badass.

Actually neither have I.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

 

[Leunam]

There's more Mexican culture in Guacamelee than in a taco salad.

 

[Rest]

Wow, I almost collapsed a lung from laughing at this one.

 

[kng3025]

Wow, I almost collapsed a lung from laughing at this one.

Haha, brilliant.

 

[Tuck]

Fantastic.

 

[Nuke Soda]

The boss tweets

This is both amazingly funny and sad at the same time.

 

[Nicko]

Pure gold this guy... I met Wario64 at PSX, and wouldn't be surprised if it's him. Guy is seriously a library of gaming history. Great base to pull from when transformed into full CEO mode.

Wario... Want to say hi?

 

[perorist]

He's brilliant, but he's not wario64. He used to have his real name and contact in his twitter profile but has since removed it. I think he was a comedy writer or college student or something.

 

[Barkley's Justice]

Well not everyone has played zelda 1.

Yea that joke was way too nerdy imo.

 

[RM8]

https://twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/699310054097424384

Lol this is my favourite one.

 

[The_Kid]

Yeah it's pretty great, the only other one I can think of that is consistently better is the Sonic the Hedgehog account.