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The Simpsons |OT2| It's a pornography thread- We were posting pornography

smurfx

get some go again
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Wool

Member
Man, I don't think I was even in the top 25 for post counts in the last thread. Time to step it up.


I was at work but I wanted to post this on the last page:

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EDIT:
stolen from reddit

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Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back ... unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back, or you can go out there and find your dog!
 

Asimov

Banned
Well... I just want to tell you OP... you ruined the thread for me.

I can't access the thread at work because of that title. The system blocks the thread when I open it.

Thanks a lot.

PS. Posting this from my phone at work.
 
Well... I just want to tell you OP... you ruined the thread for me.

I can't access the thread at work because of that title. The system blocks the thread when I open it.

Thanks a lot.

PS. Posting this from my phone at work.

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Thread title was voted by users, not the OP. And it's funny as fuck.
 

UberTag

Member
Reposting this here because I spent more than 2 minutes on this reply and it's going to get lost in an Urkel thread... and because I enjoy traumatizing people.

The problem with Urkel is that Family Matters only lasted 9 seasons.

Milhouse needed 22 seasons of The Simpsons to finally get over Lisa being a bitch to him and to make a play for another girl.

Now, all of a sudden, Lisa's crushing on him and actually respects the little guy and he's no longer a spineless lapdog getting pummeled by Nelson for her.

Urkel just needed more time. Or to at least hang on to that Sonic voice acting gig so he could keep paying the bills.
I haven't watched the Simpson in a long but, that's really a thing, and not a throwaway from the future episode?
Nope, that's really a thing.

Homer Scissorhands

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What Animated Women Want

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Neither of these episodes end with a "reset button - everything goes back to the way it was at the beginning" ending ala Principal Tamzarian or almost every one of Bart's assorted girlfriend episodes. Milhouse is even getting dances from her in non-focus episodes like Moonshine River - and not solely out of pity.

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In short, yeah it's really turning into a thing. For now.
Barney being sober was a thing too for a while.
 

inky

Member
that's such a great scene but they don't show it in syndication. :(

Is it due to the gun, or just normal syndication shortening?

In Bart The General (S01, Ep. 5) Bart imagines throwing knifes at Nelson and shooting at him with a machine gun, inside the school no less. That shit is never ever appearing on TV ever again I think.

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The Real Abed

Perma-Junior
Reposting this here because I spent more than 2 minutes on this reply and it's going to get lost in an Urkel thread... and because I enjoy traumatizing people.
The problem with Urkel is that Family Matters only lasted 9 seasons.

Milhouse needed 22 seasons of The Simpsons to finally get over Lisa being a bitch to him and to make a play for another girl.

Now, all of a sudden, Lisa's crushing on him and actually respects the little guy and he's no longer a spineless lapdog getting pummeled by Nelson for her.

Urkel just needed more time. Or to at least hang on to that Sonic voice acting gig so he could keep paying the bills.
A) There's an Urkel thread?

B) Urkel did get Laura in the 9th season. He broke up with Myra who became a psychopathic ex-girlfriend spying on him with hidden glasses cameras. Eventually he and Laura got married and he went to space. That's where it ended. I don't even remember if they even explained Stephan's disappearance properly as he was basically cloned as a counterpart for Laura to Myra's Urkel. Though it has been a decade since I caught season 9 on ABC Family and 15 years since I saw the ABC finale in season 8.

C) There's an URKEL thread? Where? Show me! Oh, I'll just search for it.

D) I too enjoy traumatizing people with my useless pop culture knowledge.

Stupid babies need the most attention!
 

Wool

Member
Is it due to the gun, or just normal syndication shortening?

In Bart The General (S01, Ep. 5) Bart imagines throwing knifes at Nelson and shooting at him with a machine gun, inside the school no less. That shit is never ever appearing on TV ever again I think.

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Maybe the only episode that Herman Hermann had any kind of role in?

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Anyone use phrases they picked up from the show irl? I sometimes text "jealous? you're jealous" in a jokey way. I'm sure theres others I can't remember now.
 

Natetan

Member
Anyone use phrases they picked up from the show irl? I sometimes text "jealous? you're jealous" in a jokey way. I'm sure theres others I can't remember now.

I think everyone posting in this thread does this. Probably on a daily basis since the golden era simpsons started.
 
I know it's not Halloween but I've got "Attack of the 50 ft Eyesores" in my head.

"I told you I don't have your colossal donut, Flanders has it...or Moe. Yeah, go kill Moe"
 

UberTag

Member
Maybe the only episode that Herman Hermann had any kind of role in?

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well well well. looks like the spider caught himself a couple of flies.
Herman's also featured in The Springfield Connection... his escape gets foiled due to the counterfeit jeans with shoddy stitching.

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He also plays a supporting role in this season's Homer Goes to Prep School...

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Herman also sells Grandpa the 'Napoleon' fez hat in Old Money from season 2;

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Speaking of that episode, I think it has one of the more underrated sweet Simpsons endings. "Come on in, friends, dignities on me".
 

Shaneus

Member
I think I posted this in the old thread, but tis title relevant, and a thing of beauty

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This should be the first picture in the OP. AniHawk, do what is right!

I know it's not Halloween but I've got "Attack of the 50 ft Eyesores" in my head.

"I told you I don't have your colossal donut, Flanders has it...or Moe. Yeah, go kill Moe"
Just don't look!

"Swank. Ten times more addictive than marijuana."
ICE TO SEE YOU.

(With a dry cool wit like that, I could be an action hero)
 

way more

Member
Reposting this here because I spent more than 2 minutes on this reply and it's going to get lost in an Urkel thread... and because I enjoy traumatizing people.

Ugh, a character evolved and changed! That's the worst, except when they don't and then it's even worse.
 
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