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The Video Game Name Generator

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EmCeeGramr

Member
Okay, I'm only gonna list games that actually sound like real titles.

Barbie's Battleship Princess
Yoshi's Wrestling Brawl
The Sims: Arcade Dreamland
Legacy of Fantasy Syndicate
Geriatric Hobo Saga
Fruity Rainbow Story*


*cool they came up with a new term for "the kirby/starfy genre"
 
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inner-G

Banned
Sid Meier's Baseball of the Third Reich
WTF dude?

Kirby vs. Capcom
Amish Scooter Anarchy
Excruciating Chainsaw Tournament
Hip-Hop Dinosaur Connection :lol
Incomprehensible Booty Explorer
 
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Fox318

Member
EmCeeGramr said:
Okay, I'm only gonna list games that actually sound like real titles.

Barbie's Battleship Princess
Yoshi's Wrestling Brawl
The Sims: Arcade Dreamland
Legacy of Fantasy Syndicate
Geriatric Hobo Saga
Fruity Rainbow Story*


*cool they came up with a new term for "the kirby/starfy genre"
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Don't forget...

The Harlem Globetrotters: Llama - The Lost Levels
 
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Pudding Tame

Member
Jackie Chan's Bobsled Carnage

Sid Meier's Donkey Spies

Luigi's Mummy of the Damned

Tony Hawk's Love Crisis

Chinese College Munchers - sounds like a porn film
that I'd like to see
 
C

cosmicblizzard

Banned
Glad you guys like the site. Didn't expect my first thread to go over this well.

KillerAJD said:
Unstoppable Biplane Annihilation....:lol
WWII Bobsled in the Desert - lmao

WWII Breakdancing in the Magic Kingdom.....WAIT A SECOND!

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:lol
 
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Alex Connolly

Member
For those looking to bring brains to the brawn, might I suggest:

Narcoleptic Fighter Psychiatrist

Step into the shoes of Nicholas H. Reiwold, the world's best when it comes to helping fighters everywhere confront their demons and overcome insurmountable psychiatric odds. All the while, fight the battle of your life as the crushing onset of Narcolepsy threatens to put you down for the count.
 
jufonuk

jufonuk

not tag worthy
Sonic's Mind Control Panic

Forbidden Wrestling Maniac <-- suda 51 game ??

Unholy Jazz Agent

Legendary Fencing in the Sky <-- awesome do want

Pathetic Hobo in the Dark <-:lol

Jack Thompson's Wrestling of the Dead <-- Holy Shit

Can anyone make a photo shop to any of these titles lol

EDIT Professional Breakdancing World Tour <-- sounds like an actual game
 
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Niblet

Member
Throbbing Sailor Dudes <----- Shenmue 3?
John Romero's Manlove Extravaganza <----- I have no words . . .
Latino Plunger Munchers <----- Ok THIS is my favorite. This has to be the title of a porno. I'd watch this to scented candles.

I win this thread?
 
Stitch

Stitch

Gold Member
Zombie Mahjong Yoga

Violent Math 2K

Scandanavian Squirrel Conflict

Telekinetic Hair Salon Crime Scene Investigation

Kosher Castlevania Armageddon

Hindu Animal Dance Party

Jackie Chan's Dungeon Creator

Save Yourself from the Wagon Thieves

Armored Polka Destruction

Revenge of the Sandwich Quiz

Retro STD Boy

Mary Kate and Ashley's Sandwich Heroes
^ i already know what you have to do in this game. you are the hero and you have to get a sandwich for mary kate and ashley so they can finally eat something and don't have to look like skeletons anymore.
 
jufonuk

jufonuk

not tag worthy
Obsessive-Compulsive Magic Slam <-- what the fuck

Paranoid Railroad XP

Amish Transvestite Posse

Hindu Batman in Space
 
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rpmurphy

Member
This thread would be so much better if people could MSPaint/Photoshop the game covers for these titles. :p

EDIT: ehehe beaten
 
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Rocwell

Member
Battlefield: Lego Babies
Return of the Deer Hunter - The Card Game
Armored Makeover Tournament
Space STD of Death
Nighttime Sunshine Story
Dead or Alive Puppy Simulator :lol
 
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Relaxed Muscle

Member
Jack Thompson's Maze Fighter

GOTF

Master Chief's Badminton Hero

Natal launch game

Maximum Kitchen Demolition

The revenge of the "mama" games!

Morbidly Obese Unicycle Fest

Uniracers sequel?
 
T

TheVisualizer

Banned
Feverish Caveman of the Blood God - Prehistoric version of God of War???
True Crime: Submarine 95 - imagine the open world possibilities...
Morbidly Obese Piano Bandits - tactical epionage at its finest
Nighttime Fire Wars - actually sounds like a pretty badass name for a new FPS

and for the finale...

***Grimy Hoedown vs. Capcom*** - "Mahvel Ain't Got Shit On Us!"
 
V

vegee

Banned
Erotic Cookie of the Blood God

Britney Spears' Ostrich Rebellion

Mystical Military in the Salad Kingdom

The Sims: Makeout of Magic

Low-G Polka Frenzy

Spectral Bible Scam (sequel to "Religulous")

Muppet Gopher Fandango
 
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Alex Anderson

Member
HUELEN10 said:
The next thing you get, you have to make a boxart on! Let me refresh and...

Unholy Tricycle Academy

See you within the hour!
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I'll participate. Will wait to post title along with the mspaint masterpiece though.

*clicks*
 
J

J-Rock

Banned
I'm kind of wishing some of these games were real. :lol


We NEED to have the artist Gaffers draw or photoshop boxart for some of these. This thread would become comedy gold.
 
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B.K.

Member
Jewish Cheese Advance
Terrible Raccoon Insurrection
Nihilistic Harpoon Warrior
Morbidly Obese Mutant Turbo
 
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cosmicblizzard

Banned
All right, we're starting to get some nice shops. Come on guys, let's turn this into the next anagram photoshop thread!
Unfortunately my shop skills suck so I'll just watch
 
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The_Dude

Member
Fatal Bingo Gone Wild
Chillin' Makeover from Planet X
Full Metal Alligator Boxing
Islamic Vegetarian of Might and Magic
Latino Scooter Lord
Canadian Punching in My Pocket
Incomprehensible Frog Gold
Depressing Ping Pong Mansion
Monty Python's Cooking Paintbrawl
Transvestite Programming Experience
The Secret Weapon of the Frisbee in the Salad Kingdom
 
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theinfinityissue

Member
Cthulu's City Interceptor? jesus that's scary

Austrailian Bible of the Third Reich. There's some interesting comment about censorship there somewhere.

Save Yourself From the Jackhammer Anthology- solid advice.

Tiger Woods' Skydiving Incident

Depressing Ghost House :(

Nihilistic Bow Hunter Madness- FUCK AWESOME

EDIT- Morbidly Obese Beautician Joe :lol :lol

EDIT X2- Pathetic Love Advance, Canadian Chainsaw Dynasty- I'm dying here

EDIT THE FINALE- In Your Face Metal Orchestra. no more, no more.
 
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RadioHeadAche

Member
Morbidly Obese Banana Force

Madden Sex Deluxe

Day of the Godzilla Paratroopers

Monty Python's Horse Racing Revenge - The DLC could be called "And Now for Something Completely Different" and feature either platforming or FPS gameplay.

Pagan Pokemon Summoner

Michael Jackson's Volleyball in My Pocket
 
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megachao24

Unconfirmed Member
John Romero's Sword Dynasty
Sexy Makeout Rally
Nihilistic Blade Dance Party
Master Chief's Shaving II (The hell? :lol )
Mexican Badminton Kid
Giant NASCAR Exhibition
Claustrophobic Techno 3000 (I gotta see this in action)
 
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