BRACE YOURSELVES, PEOPLE, INCOMING FLOOD.
Spaceship Game For Kids, you've seen the title and thought, "no." Actually though, it's at least worth a trial. It looks quite nice flying around but mainly, it made me laugh. Give it a couple of minutes play and I can near guarantee that you'll chuckle too. Not enough to buy it probably, unless you have a kid, but it'll raise a smile. It's a nice attempt at a kid game.
Avatar Bowling is hilarious, I played it for exactly one shot. I rolled the ball, and got a seven-ten split. I waited for twenty seconds while one of the pins very slowly hovered further and further left, and then the scorecard awarded me a strike. Trial exited at that point.
Air Forte is actually pretty awesome, the presentation is top notch, menus and everything look lovely. The game itself gives you a number of floating orbs and a task, "multiple of xx" and you have to fly through all the orbs that fit the bill. It's simple, and would be excellent for kids learning math(s), but it's worth a look just to see how nice it all looks. Quite enjoyed playing it, and the full version contains loads of extra modes including vocabulary. Try it.
Wordsearch Rush I entered expecting to roll my eyes and exit, but it kept my attention for the entire game. You do a simple wordsearch based on a category, animals, elements, loads of others. It doesn't tell you what words to look for but you can use a hint to find out. You choose whether you want to find 3, 5, or 7 words based on the category and then you're thrown into the grid with a time limit, and you find what you can. If you find them all you get a bonus depending on how long each word took and how many you chose to find. You then get a wordsearch minigame to get more time or a hint back. Then you move onto another grid It's the most bizarrely compelling score-attack game ever, seriously.
Jurassic is an interesting take on Tower Defence. Layout is a bit like Plants vs. Zombies, but rather than using money to make units, you play a simple match three jewel dropping game. It's a bit too simple, really, but if the game adds more colours and therefore units later, it could get interesting. Full version has minigames too, and the ability to play as the enemy. Worth looking at at least.
WordWise is WordJong but with uglier presentation (quite difficult to read the tiles) and faaaaar too many letters to select from at every stage of the game.
Fly, Butterfly, Fly is for kids, which is of course an excuse to draw everything in MSPaint and include no gameplay whatsoever. Perfect if your kids are fucking morons, but they're not, are they?
D.O.T.S, get a ball to the exit and avoid walls and enemies. Alright apart from horrendous collision detection, which basically destroys the game.
Runic3D is a competent enough game, you shoot runes into a board from all four sides and match three to reveal some "god tiles," you then remove the god tiles by matching three other runes adjacent to them. It's competent, but ultimately pointless, because there's no skill and nothing to solve, you're just going through the motions.
Acid Rain was rubbish. You just run around avoiding rain and trying to do escort missions for NPCs that have a range of vision of approximately one meter around themselves. You can't see any of your surroundings and if you try to zoom out it just rains more. Kept losing energy at random, whether I was hit by rain or not. It's basically no fun.
Chemical Chaos is an interesting concept. You get a grid of different colours and you start in the top left. If you press X, the square turns blue. If you then press A, the square turns green and any blue ones it was touching turn green. If you then press Y, the square turns yellow, the other squares turn yellow, and you have to keep spreading and spreading like this until the whole grid is one colour - you have 30 turns. Interesting, but ultimately success felt a bit random.
Blox, saw the screenshots and thought "hey, this looks like that shitty ice game from before that didn't fit on my TV!" It's by the same people, and it's the same game, except this time it's been skinned and it works. It's still nothing special though. You keep shooting blocks at a pile on the left and matching the colours to make them disappear. It's just really boring.
How Smart Are You? IQ Test does exactly what it says on the tin. It's actually more fun than you'd expect, just a bunch of anagrams, sequences, maths questions and picture puzzles. I kinda like that sort of thing though.
Opposites. You only need to look at the screenshots to realise that this is the most genius idea for multiplayer Tetris ever. A black side shooting white blocks, and a white side shooting black blocks, both aiming to the same point in the middle. So the more they shoot, the bigger the white side gets, etc. Turns out it's sort of hard to follow. It also suffers from the same problems every Tetris clone does, it thinks that Tetris isn't perfect and can be improved upon. So it adds new block shapes and sizes. Ruins it. Doesn't control the best on the 360 pad either, unfortunately. Still, an awesome concept.
Operation Old Spice has Old Spice in the title, and is therefore terrible. Eagles are trying to steal Old Spice from a gym and you have to hold LT to make the entire screen but for a small circle go black, and then press RT to shoot them. So it's a shoot-em-up where you can't see what you have to shoot. Yeah, great idea.
B-A-Maze'd took me ages to work out how to play. Turns out you use the right stick to tilt the maze and your little guy falls around it, you have to get to the end before your opponents do. Promises to get more and more complex but is really ugly and the more complex it gets, the uglier and harder to make sense of it'll also get.
Ballern 2D will try its damn hardest to give you a seizure. This is to prevent people from getting to the actual game which is Galaga if Galaga were shit.
Cerebral Arena is a shit twin stick with a plot. It will take you an hour just to die if you want to quit.
Classic Minesweeper is Minesweeper, big whoop. The trial doesn't even let you finish a puzzle so screw it. Controls OK, but better with a mouse, I mean, what's the point? Who doesn't have access to Minesweeper? You'll never solve a small grid in six seconds with a controller.
Four Corners is some RTS crap with seasons. Spri'Jing, LOL. It's really unbalanced and not at all interesting. Absolutely needs a tutorial too because the help screens just make it sound far more complex than it is. Got to a point where half my units stopped and froze for no reason before stopping. Bad RTS.
Helico Hero is horrible. Nice alliteration. It's just a bitch to control and it saps all the fun from the game completely. 2D helicopter game where you have to... I don't know what you have to do, I couldn't be bothered to pass level one because fun: sapped.
Immunogen was odd. You're given a random combination at the start, red pill beats blue virus, or something, and then you have to drag the red pills to the blue viruses to kill them. Then you have to remember the other colour combos too. Controls terribly on a controller, and should be a PC/DS/iPhone game. But not a very exciting one.
Starfield Battle 2 is the follow up to the critically acclaimed Starfield Bat... No, hang on, no one's ever heard of Starfield Battle. With good reason if the sequel is anything to go by, because it's a poor twin-stick even by XBLIG standards.
Sudoku Geek doesn't feel like a finished game. It's like they got half way through and got bored so just put it out as it is. It's Sudoku. But there's no challenge, because it tells you straight away if you're wrong and doesn't penalise you for it. Buy a book of Sudoku and a pencil.
UFO Commander is a little shooting game where you have to travel to your enemy's base and destroy it before they destroy you. Different vehicles to choose from, and a certain cuteness, but the full game looks like it has 16 levels and they're very short. Weirdly difficult sometimes though.
The Quest for Freshness is tower defence. I didn't kill a single enemy though, because it's SO FUCKING SLOW that the trial would have expired before the first enemy reached my defences.