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"This isn't what it looks like!" moments in video games* (NSFW)
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jormungand
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MrCunningham
Member
"Hey kid, what are you trying to do with that rock?"
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"Oh."
"Hey kid, what are you trying to do with that rock?"
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"Oh."
I.....well.....uh...never considered that, lol
Ninja Scooter
Member
Ring King for the NES, your corners in between rounds.
in the 1890s cornermen actually used to jerk boxers off to keep their energy levels up back when fights were like 50 rounds, so this one is probably rooted in some truth.
Pamplemousse
Member
I think this was intentional. What else could they be doing here?Ring King for the NES, your corners in between rounds.
Well, Dark Souls has these bosses
And in that game this represents a fragment of humanity:
In each of the below cases, this general shape indicates mandatory traversal, with your character either traveling through or near the shape. In the first two cases, you are birthed in light once you arrive on the outside:
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/YVrs3E6.jpg[/img]And in that game this represents a fragment of humanity:
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[IMG]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/L1NsvCkQyFo/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]In each of the below cases, this general shape indicates mandatory traversal, with your character either traveling through or near the shape. In the first two cases, you are birthed in light once you arrive on the outside:
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/j7WWjEI.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6gjj5Ms.jpg[/img]but mara is supposed to look like a cock, so not really.
Hironobu Sakaguchi
Member
Resident Evil Code: Veronica X
38:50
https://youtu.be/Qk6q0FXhe2s?t=2332
i'll never forget that day back then after some weeks of dreamcast release, when i arrive here, i was alone in the living room, once the sounds got weird, my mom came to investigate what i'm doing, but the scene was over LOL.
38:50
https://youtu.be/Qk6q0FXhe2s?t=2332
i'll never forget that day back then after some weeks of dreamcast release, when i arrive here, i was alone in the living room, once the sounds got weird, my mom came to investigate what i'm doing, but the scene was over LOL.
How About No
Member
"It's ok, push it all the way!!"
One of the few things I know about Ar Tonelico other than that the music is rad
sixteen-bit
Member
that is exactly what it looks like
autoduelist
Member
i was blind but now i see.
Jawmuncher
Member
Oh my god, if you have the video play and only listen to the audio. I can totally see why someone might think it's something else.
I don't get it either...
The Ar Tonelico games are full of innuendo. That stuff was all a intentional. lol.
"It's ok, push it all the way!!"
One of the few things I know about Ar Tonelico other than that the music is rad
autoduelist
Member
One of the older interweb memes called "goatse [dot] cx"
People would see this link that looked like a alternate spelling of goatsex and click on it. It was the image of someone using both of their hands to widen their anus to a large degree (see that image for an idea of the "gape" effect we are talking about here). They had a ring on one of their fingers.
It (along with shit like tubgirl (explosive anal enema that lands in the same person's face), BME olympics (compilation of genital mutilations), and japanese eels (anal enema with live eels that are then eaten)) were the things of nightmares for many.
The many dangers that you had to navigate to be an internaut back in those days...I shudder to think of them.
Ganzlinger
Member
Lmao!!
Truckondo2.0
Member
First thing I thought of reading this thread.
DryvBy
Member
Ring King for the NES, your corners in between rounds.
This really is the best one. Another one that's weird in motion is Bad Street Brawler:
It always looks like he's doing the deed with bodies.
MrCunningham
Member
That was one of my friends reactions when he saw me playing OoT. "Why the fuck is that kid humping a rock?!"
It's sad that today's youth may grow up without knowing these gems.
I agree. I hope all the youngsters find these. Can't forget 2 Girls 1 Cup and one of my personal favorites, Cake Farts. Dude who shoves a glass bottle up his ass and it breaks is pretty funny too. Might have been call 1 Man 1 Bottle. I don't know.
farmerboy
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Crimsonclaw111
Member
was your mouth agape
What? That can't be true.
Lights and Waves
Member
Giving LeBlanc a massage in Final Fantasy X-2
MMaRsu
Banned
Yup those were the worst. Dont forget lemonparty :/
StrapOnFetus
Banned
There is no way this is true, show me the receipts.
Tye The Czar
Member
Vis from Binding of Isaac.
They are exactly what they look like.
They are exactly what they look like.
Admiral Woofington
Member
Do loud noises count?
Because playing Tomb Raider reboot on 360 I had to assure my roommate I wasn't watching porn one of the days later, to the point I opted to play with headphones whenever there were people in the apartment.
Because playing Tomb Raider reboot on 360 I had to assure my roommate I wasn't watching porn one of the days later, to the point I opted to play with headphones whenever there were people in the apartment.
theemuhammad
Neo Member
I love this. Literally laughed out loud.
Harlequin baby too. Those were the days.
Ninja Scooter
Member
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No joke I sent a few people to lemonparty when the teaparty movement was getting started.
No regrets.
A freshly fucked asshole
Family Fry
Member
I still have nightmares about that Navajo section in Beyond Two Souls.
