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[kswiston]

Are Canada's relations with the US so strained that we are trying to poison US citizens with poutine doughnuts on the anniversary of our confederacy?

 

[TimHortons]

*takes a bow*

Spoiler

I'd eat it, even with those abomination potato wedges acting as poutine fries

 

[Cranster]

This is what happens when an American company buys out a Canadian food chain.

What the fuck, Canada? We're having a healthcare crisis here, and this is what you give us?

Tim Hortons is an American company now, so you are doing it to yourselves!

 

[kswiston]

Tim Hortons is an American company now.

Out of date

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International

 

[L Thammy]

You need to dunk this thing in maple syrup before you bite into it.

 

[norm9]

*takes a bow*

 

[slit]

Tim Hortons is an American company now, so you are doing it to yourselves!

If you want to get technical it's American, Canadian and Brazilian rolled onto one.

 

[Kaiser Swayze]

I should have known the Brazilians were involved.

 

[eBay Huckster]

It's only at 5 locations too:

god damn it i JUST moved away from Columbus, too

 

[Z3M0G]

Not available in Canada HAHAHAHA

 

[Big Chungus]

ill make my own then

 

[MMarston]

Not available in Canada HAHAHAHA

I mean



This is KFC-Double Down trash tier, so it's not really a loss.

 

[norm9]

I mean



This is KFC-Double Down trash tier, so it's not really a loss.

But the double down was good? Look at this and tell me it's not good.

 

[MMarston]

But the double down was good? Look at this and tell me it's not good.

nah I tasted it



it's the most unnecessary health risk I've ever eaten

 

[VincentMatts]

That sounds absolutely disgusting.




Day 1.

 

[Humidex]

Ewwww.

 

[Sheroking]

It's fitting that this is only available in the US, because nothing perfectly encapsulates American misunderstanding of Canadian culture than melted cheese on a doughnut.

 

[Lord of Castamere]

Spoiled milk, gravy, and delicious wedges on a calorie circle? Horrible.

 

[jstripes]

But the double down was good? Look at this and tell me it's not good.

I had one. It was ok, but not worth the price of admission.

 

[ZealousD]

The only way you could make this sound more Canadian is if they apologized for doing it.

"Yes, we at Time Hortons have made a poutine donut. Sorry about that."

 

[TheCochese]

That looks like runny shit and some sort of STD byproduct.

The fuck is wrong with you, Canada?

It's available in the US only, and Tim Hortons isn't even Canadian anymore.

We didn't invent poutine, and most of it I've seen looks like that.

 

[PROh1bited]

That looks like runny shit and some sort of STD byproduct.

The fuck is wrong with you, Canada?

It's available in the US only, and Tim Hortons isn't even Canadian anymore.

 

[John Blade]

Not available in Canada HAHAHAHA

Why would I want to eat that when I can eat this Smoked Meat Poutine in Montreal

 

[Apple Turnover]

As a Canadian, I have one thing to say about this: thank fucking christ it's not here, because that's an abomination

Spoiler

It inspired me to have a poutine for lunch though

 

[Dot-N-Run]

Good Lord in what sort of twisted mind was this idea spawned?

 

[oti]

*puts Canada on the list*

 

[theCalamity]

People should try Gourdough's here in Austin

 

[Lombax]

People should try Gourdough's here in Austin

Why are they not able to send me donuts NOW!?

 

[krae_man]

It probably tastes fine because it's a combination of sugar and salt.

 

[Walter White]

It's fitting that this is only available in the US, because nothing perfectly encapsulates American misunderstanding of Canadian culture than melted cheese on a doughnut.

Nah. It's more like us Americans are fucking disgusting pigs who will eat anything. This is no different than the people here who fucking melt cheese on an apple pie. WTF is that disgusting shit?

 

[Lexxism]

US only? Enjoy it Americans.

 

[Busty]

Believe it or not I'm trying Tim Horton's for the very first time, ever, tomorrow morning. Should I get a donut or a muffin? I feel like I need guidance here.

 

[Earthbound64]

Who the hell would want to eat that thing?

Seriously. That looks absolutely disgusting.

 

[Apple Turnover]

Believe it or not I'm trying Tim Horton's for the very first time, ever, tomorrow morning. Should I get a donut or a muffin? I feel like I need guidance here.

Honey Crullers are one of the few good donuts they have, so that's my advice

 

[Busty]

Honey Crullers are one of the few good donuts they have, so that's my advice

Thank you, I'll give that a try.

 

[Kinsei]

Believe it or not I'm trying Tim Horton's for the very first time, ever, tomorrow morning. Should I get a donut or a muffin? I feel like I need guidance here.

Timbits. The only things Tim Horton's is good for are timbits and ice caps.

 

[Patterbits]

Not in Buffalo? Not in Buffalo????

Spoiler

Not in Buffalo?

 

[Loomer]

Just when you thought mankind couldn't sink lower than pineapple on pizza.

 

[Earthbound64]

Not in Buffalo? Not in Buffalo????

Spoiler

Not in Buffalo?

In buffalo.

 

[Busty]

Timbits. The only things Tim Horton's is good for are timbits and ice caps.

Timbits.

I'll give them a go.

Thanks.

 

[Maximus.]

Sounds like an American creation.

 

[Learn2read]

Believe it or not I'm trying Tim Horton's for the very first time, ever, tomorrow morning. Should I get a donut or a muffin? I feel like I need guidance here.

SOUR CREAM GLAZED.

they also come in Timbit form if you go that route.

 

[cameron]

Ew. Gravy on dough confectionery doesn't seem appetizing.

A spokesperson for the company said both the Poutine Donuts and the Maple Bacon Iced Capp will be sold at select Tim Hortons locations across the US for one day only, Saturday, July 1. (That's Canada Day, for those of us in the States.) The Maple Timbits will be available for all of July.

Ahahaha. Just associate whatever edible abomination to a foreign holiday/celebration and it'll sell. Americans will think it's "exotic" and shovel it into their pie holes.

 

[Madness]

Not available in Canada HAHAHAHA

They know their biggest, literally, audience for the product.

 

[Z3M0G]

They know their biggest, literally, audience for the product.

How the fuck is Italy that thin!?!

 

[LookAtMeGo]

Only in the US? What the fuck is this horseshit? Thats racist.

 

[Davey Cakes]

How the fuck is Italy that thin!?!

They don't gourge themselves?

 

[Shaanyboi]

I had poutine last night, and this looks revolting.

Still try it though.

 

[kIdMuScLe]

What kind of cheese is that? I wanna make my own poutine at home cuz I have cravings for it once in a while ever since I tried them 2 years ago!!! I live in Los Angeles btw...

 

[Shaanyboi]

What kind of cheese is that? I wanna make my own poutine at home cuz I have cravings for it once in a while ever since I tried them 2 years ago!!! I live in Los Angeles btw...

Cheese curds